Jan 3, 2021
Stardew text box; You've given Sebastian two gifts this week! That's enough.
Me *through tears*; Listen to me, you little shit; SEB-BEAST-CHAN DESERVES MORE. I DIDN'T SPEND FIVE DAYS IN THE MINES, AND FAINT TWICE TO GET ALL THESE FROZEN TEARS FOR A FUCKING CABINET DISPLAY ARRIGHT?! LEMME GIVE THE MAN HIS PRESENTS!
My friends in the discord; Max-
Me; HE ONLY COMES OUT AT THREE PM FOR A FUCKING SANDWICH AND I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR YET, PLEASE!
My friends; Poor, sweet, summer child. <derogatory>
Me; Plez. :,<