WUtahfuk?

Hello~☆ This is a blog of my uh... Interests? Yeah. I literally just post wutevah ketches mah eye! Max, Cringe Demon Survivor of the Labyrinth of Malort, Old Enough to Drink Mead Legally, wutevah/whoevah

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Confuse your neighbors drink pomagrante juice in a wine glass at 8am. Dare them to make assumptions about you.

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The Curse of Unfathomable Pain;

☆Quiiketee Qahkitty Yoa Bohans Aw Gew Sneapitee!~☆

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Euf tah waerm wainy bawks dewn't feex euah baed taem, tway dah hawt fwaggie sawap sewk! Beyan oop tew yoah eebawels ein deh sewp ob wiffe maeby fessit~☆

[bittergourdsoup-deactivated2024]

i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that

[max-atomic]

I mean... No offense but we're not gonna say; 'Loser Boyfriend', we're gonna say; 'Rescue Twink'..

[in-libris-liberta-s-deactivated]

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

[iamnmbr3]

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

A bath BOMB you say? And it’s a type of… potion ingredient? Yes? Excellent, EXCELLENT MWAHAHAHAHA

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

You’re telling me a Luscious Being made this? And are they single?

[max-atomic]

Every potion is a soup if you are brave enough. You soup with extra Eucalyptus could be a cure for something. I mean gamergirl bathwater is supposed to cure loneliness.

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[werew1fe]

ouuughhh,..,.,,, mgfgghmmmggg.....,,,,

[max-atomic]

It's like someone used ☆Polymorph☆ on their cat and fucked up the words half way through. Where was it last seen? I have a great and terrible desire to ☆Animal Army☆ this bad boy into the ninth axis' new Elite Navy.

[max-atomic]

*Glares at my crystal ball*

BRUH! SPOILERS!

[transgenderer]

its so fail that theres like 50 metals but most of them are super rare and also shitty

[official-kircheis]

statements that are true about both chemistry and music

[max-atomic]

Science and Art are so closely intertwined.

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

[kawaii-kozume]

Oh? Would you elaborate?

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

[evilauthor]

I actually got in huge trouble with my fiance’s sister for that. One night, I heard Fish meowing and it kinda sounded like she was saying “hello” so I decided to encourage it. If no one was going to try to get the cat to stop screaming at 3am, I wanted to try to get her to scream words so everyone would be as disturbed about it as I was. For the better part of three years, I used treats to reward her whenever she “spoke” while not letting anyone else know I was trying to teach her stuff.

One day, my fiance’s sister goes to give Fish a treat and the cat whiffs it. Misses the treat completely and it bounces under the fridge, so she’s trying to stick her paw under to get it back.

“Oh no, Fish. You lost your snack!”

“I know I know.”

Instant chaos. It wasn’t even Fish’s best words. If she had only said it once, maybe no would have noticed, but the repetition got attention and everyone just lost it. I made the mistake of praising Fish and suddenly I have the sister turn on me. “Are you why she says ‘oh no’ all the time?” Apparently Fish rarely “meows” properly anymore and will say “Oh no” whenever she’s mildly inconvenienced and wants a human to fix it for her.

[max-atomic]

I had an old ginger cat for like seventeen years and he was addicted to whole milk and catnip. He would scale people and any mountian for his beloved bovine potion. His lactose lust ran so deep and true that the moment the fridge would open he would SCREAM; "MEWWWWWK! MEWWWWK!" And then make murglegyrgles while he laped up a little because he purred so loud. He also knew "Weef" for catnip and "Owwwwt" to beg for sunshine and grass time. His name? Dumbell. Because he hit his head so hard on a glass table when he was a kitten it rang like a bell.

[h0useofw0lves]

guy staring at the wall but he’s caked up

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Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

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[salternator]

the ideal human form according to this poll

[max-atomic]

Blursed poll. I took it to mean he had hips like Jessica Rabbit, but 'Cone Titty Ass Cheeks' is WAAAAAAAAAY more humorous.

[abigaillarson-deactivated202501]

Something wrong?

[max-atomic]

First Ghast; Hey you up? I've been thinking about space travel again.

Second; For fucking real though? I JUST got my nighty on.

Third; Way to fuck up the vibe Claudia.

[adz]

maybe im crazy but frog mouth kinda looks like one of the mouth faces from that pepsi logo document

[max-atomic]

Bascinet, only because it looks like you tried to make a helmet to protect you while you played one and it looks like the Battle Mage choice. Ah yes; A hood of metal and leather to protect me from villainy while leaving my mouth open for perfect enunciation.

[max-atomic]

No, Tumblr.

I DO NOT WANT POLLS.

I WANT FRANK'S PREDATOR DRONE SEXYTIME COUSINS TO LEAVE ME ALONE.

(Context; Frank is an AI that makes the best biblically birds and is down for burning trains, grandmas, and the patriarchy.)

[max-atomic]

Where are the muppet fursonas? Where are the muppetkin?

[tearlessrain]

you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.