Non-stop gossip (because I can't really say that gossip is a turn-off if in reality we all do it)
Fake tans for the most part
Certain styles of the drawn eyelashes
Radical feminism (which I guess sounds dickish but I'd much rather not get yelled at because of a few trivial comments/jokes)
I'm sure there's a few more but eh
Learn at least one or two languages
Travel to a lot of places
Become recognized as an artist to a reasonable level
Meet some of you cool online folk
I guess get laid because why not
Considering from where I've come from, I'm a very lucky guy.
Death, spiders, sometimes height