Malcolm is a very chaotic man, the oldest of the group and honestly a slave to his passions. He is a very John Mulaney type of comedian, and he loves his job, but he also hates it at the same time. He grew up basically parenting himself and his younger sister (Tess) despite having not even WANTED a sister, now though, he couldn’t imagine life without her and is INSANELY protective. His protectiveness isn’t just limited to his sister though, he is protective of all of his friends/roommates.
















