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drawing this as part of the sleep token waffle house au im currently working on heheh

( you can read the first post on it on my writing blog @comesatimecomesashadow )

[comesatimecomesashadow]

the waffle house *ೃ༄ a sleep token waffle house au !

fic type *ೃ༄ slice of life, crackfic, series, basically just unserious lmao xD

summary *ೃ༄ what it would be like if the eepy boys worked at a waffle house (its utter chaos)

note *ೃ༄ you can read this in whichever order. theres not really a firm plot except that they got isekai'd into a waffle house au lmao, hope yall enjoy :3; the art above is mine, please do not steal or repost without permission !

masterlist *ೃ༄

introducing the lineup !

i. graveyard shifts (ask)

ii. syrup shaped.. what? (ask)

iii. uniform update (ask)

iii.v uniform update : feathers (continuation of the third installation)

iv. extra extra! eat all about it :) (ask)

v. waffles [feather edition] (ask)

vi. tba

feel free to send in asks for this au; i also dont mind doing rp for the waffle house boys though i doubt anyone would be interested in that xD. y'all can give me ideas, prompts, everything is welcome ! (except romantic or 'x reader' stuff as im not comfortable doing that for this fandom).

[comesatimecomesashadow]

*standing at the counter* YO WHO TF DREW A SYRUP PENIS ON MY FUCKIN WAFFLES??!!!?!?

(this is in relation to the Waffle House sleep token crack fic)

the waffle house : syrup shaped.. what? *ೃ༄a sleep token waffle house au.

general masterlist *ೃ༄ | series masterlist *ೃ༄

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IV looked down to the customer's plate and surely enough, there ー smack dab in the middle of the waffle ー was syrup glazed on the waffles in the shape of a penis. It didn't help that the syrup also had sprinkles to make it stand out. IV apologized to the customer and called III in to give an explanation as to why he had done what he did.

Unfortunately, all he said was, "You people hate creativity, what a shame.." His arms crossed and a wistful look upon him as he admired his work. What he didn't expect was for the customer to chuck the waffle at him and start a fight.

IV, having seen this exact scene play out multiple times before, tried to separate the two of them but that just ended up with the three of them fighting for their lives.

Even after Vessel came to break the fight apart, it wouldn't be the last time III did something like this.

"Next time I'm drawing a fuckin' middle finger on it, that'll teach 'im."

note !! : i wrote this the day i got the ask but then i got the amazing idea to draw it out which prolonged the publishing of this post LOL xD; i won't be doing this for each 'chapter' that i upload but i'll def be using these asks for drawing prompts. keep sending more asks!! i love indulging in this au xD

[comesatimecomesashadow]

What goes on at the ST Waffle House during the graveyard shifts??? I’ve personally been in some Waffle Houses in the wee hours of the night and witnessed fights and also dance battles in the middle of the dining area!

the waffle house : graveyard shifts *ೃ༄a sleep token waffle house au.

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during graveyard shifts, you can expect vessel to be tired as hell. now, 'why might that be?' you might ask. the answer? iii and his frequent defiance of the menu. He sends out food looking like its a fifth graders canvas ー sprinkles and powdered sugar on every desert with copious amounts of syrup poured on top. you can guess that customers will not be happy with III's artistic flare and complain to II. II, who is already tired by this point in the night (he's going on four redbull at this point; it did give him wings), relays it to III and watches everything unfold.

"well if they want boring, plain waffles, they can make it themselves can't they?" III would answer.

to which II then replies, rubbing his temples, "Mate, That's not the point. They just want a normal plate of waffles, it isn't that hard to follow the recipe, is it?"

III rolls his eyes, hands on his hips, "It's not but it looks better when I do it my way. they just fuckin' hate whimsy, it seems like."

IV then enters the kitchen with a tired expression, "So, i've just gotten word that they want to complain to the manager.. I reckon they'll try to get you fired mate; it's the third time in a row this has happened to them."

"Really? The third time? III, you realize you could get fired, yeah??" II looked up at III with a concerned expression.

"Oh please, You know as well as I do Vessel won't do it," III shrugged, "If they want a bloody manager, why don't you go out there? You're a manager too, are you not?"

"Yeah mate, Kitchen Manager. They want the owner of the establishment you bonehead." II takes a sip from his energy drink and sets it on a random counter before going out there. "You better hope I can clean this mess up." he said before leaving to the counter.

II tried explaining to the family (now turned families since apparently III had done this multiple times to different customers; they were all at the counter demanding that a manager come see them) that it was late and that he would discipline the cook to make sure that this instance never occurred again.

unfortunately, nobody was having it. angry and hungry customers never did result in a good experience. before long, one of III's waffles were thrown in the direction of the door leading to the kitchen which then started an entire food fight. customers leapt over the counter attempting to get to into the kitchen and enact their own version of retribution.

it didn't take long for II, IV and III to hide behind the kitchen door and brace themselves against it as the angry mob tried to break it down. after a couple minutes of this, II left to go find Vessel who was in his office, knee deep in paperwork and various complaint files.

as soon as Vessel saw II covered in sprinkles and bits of waffle, he knew all too well what was going on. II didn't even get a word in before Vessel was already exiting the office and leaving the building from the back entrance so he could come in through the front.

with a calm, yet boisterous voice, Vessel managed to get their attention and get them to stop if only for a little while. however, that little while was all he needed. Vessel bribed them with a free meal on the house, playing into how tired the customers were since it was late this night and soon enough, everything returned to 'normal'.

(Vessel supervised III and the other cooks to make sure the food looked as it did on the menu. of course, nothing ever happened to III, but the customers could care less when they were offered free food for their troubles.)

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note: i've got to make a masterlist for this and FAST lmaoo; i'm having so much fun writing these little snippets im not gonna lie xD

update: masterlist has been made and can be read here.

[comesatimecomesashadow]

I appreciate waffle house iii's whimsy, I feel like he'd give extra strawberries and whipped cream idk

the waffle house : extra extra! eat all about it :) *ೃ༄ a sleep token waffle house au.

note *ೃ༄ sorry it took me so long to get to this TwT

general masterlist | series masterlist *ೃ༄

oh he definitely would!!

whenever you step into the establishment, you never know what to expect from iii. despite the fact that it isn't advisable to be giving out extra food items (since its probably bad for business, ves is probably driven up the wall with the costs xD); iii couldn't care less and keeps on giving people extra syrup or whipped cream with their waffles.

you wanted a normal, plain waffle? alright, but you're getting more than the number of waffles you originally ordered. he's asked for just a tiny bit of whipped cream in the middle? you're getting a mount everest-sized replica made of whipped cream smack dab in the middle of your waffles.

and no one complains about extra free food of course, i mean- who would?

iii gets in trouble a lot by ii and ves because of his tendencies to 'decorate' every plate he's asked to do but to iii its an art! theres nothing more he hates than seeing an order of plain waffles come in. he just needs to spice (or sweeten?) it up a bit!