#tsukineki

[freitag1607]

is shuuneki nation still alive?

please tell me there’s a fic somewhere out there where haise and tsukiyama date during the rosewald extermination arc, starting around :re chapter 40? pretty please?

[sliceofspring]

“金木研君~♡”

[alph4pizza]

Imagine your OTP

A: Hey, your parents are chefs? 'Cause where did they get this hot stuff like you??? *winks aggressively*

B: Fuck you.

A: Oh, that was the last part of my plan.

BONUS:

B: It would've been better if it was the first part of your plan.

A: !!!

[marshhmellon]

Coming across a very VERY smutty fanfic be like

Me: Oh my GOD wHaT tHe HeLl this is nasty this is wayyyy too much i am an innocent child of God i must protect thine eyes

Me: ...

Me: Okay, let me just see HOW nasty this is. It can't be THAT bad.

[she-is-royaltyy]

Stranger: So what do you like to do for fun?

Me: Prove to my uncaring friends why two clearly heterosexual characters are secretly gay for each other.

[death-of-the-self]

HOLY FUCK 2 FRIENDS OF MINE GOT ENGAGED AT THE CON AS KANEKI AND TSUKIYAMA!!!

They have it on video, Kaneki had no fucking clue and Tsukiyama told EVERYONE ELSE AND KANEKI THOUGHT IT WAS A MEETING AT A CON AND THEN SHUU STARTED SAYING HOW THEY MET AND THEN TURNED TO KEN AND SAID

 I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.I NEVER WANT TO BE APART OF YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, WILL YOU MARRY ME.

SUGAR YES PLEASE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AND SHUU ON ONE KNEE.

IF THEY’RE OKAY WITH IT I’LL SHARE IT. BUT IN CASE NOT, YOU HEARD IT. IT HAS HAPPENED, OMG CONGRATS

memorable quotes : “everyone kept their fucking mouth shut” “that’s gay” “it’s canon” “we’re gonna get married!We’re gonna get married!”  “I’ve been planning this for THAT LONG” “ever since the first few months we were dating”  “NAILED IT!”

“This is what the secret operation was for”

[uruween]

Im trash.. but i regret nothing xDD #tsukiyama #tsukineki #Kaneki #shuuneki #yaoi

[nande-chan]

Shuu and Kaneki as in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.