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[rxderslynn-blog]

The Regionals loss sucks, but we always have next year. At least it’s summer now. My parents, well my mom, has decided she’s forcing us to spend Memorial Day weekend at the lake house we have. Family bonding or whatever. Would anyone like to save me from that? Please. I’d rather avoid any and all awkward conversations and forced family dinners.

[bestbreexo]

Holding a Regionals trophy is exactly how I knew my school year would have ended, so sorry some of y’all can’t relate. 

Anyway between dance, parties, making cash this summer, being better than all your wcws and taking care of my daddy’s devil spawn, I’m going to be uber busy so you should book ahead if you want my amazing appearance at any of your events.

[tojakewithlove]

Rehearsals kind of bite

The longer I stay in this school, the more I’m convinced at least half of you are crazy and that the rest of you need to take a chill pill. I’m seriously considering dropping out of the musical and skipping school just to get a break from losers that can’t shut up about life not being fair.

[spacejamevans]

I’ve been watching Impractial Jokers non-stop and they pranked people in a Comic Book shop. Could you imagine someone coming into your favorite store and making fun of you for liking comics? It’s just cold. But other than that, I love them so much. Does anyone wanna start their own Impractical Jokers 2.0 with me? I’m open to new name ideas.

[marleyeverdeen]

I didn’t really think my first crisis at McKinley would involve washing peanut butter out of my hair in the girl’s bathroom. I didn’t think any crisis at McKinley would involve peanut butter to begin with. But here I am -- sitting in biology, still somehow smelling like somebody’s lunch.

If there’s a lesson to learn, hearing “Peanut Butter and Slam!” from behind is a good cue to run. Or duck. Or hope that they don’t have good aim.

[sweetmotta]

Hello, freaks and geeks -- my name is Sugar Motta. Obviously I’m new here at McKinley, since I’m sure you would remember this glowing, well-moisturized face from a mile away. Or 92 miles, like, literally. I’m rich, pretty, and better than you, so no need to fear talking to me, because my expectations are like, super low already. Sorry, I have self-diagnosed Aspergers, so I can just like, say whatever I want. 

Anyway, it’s mediocre to meet all of you, and hopefully we can all get along until I can manage to escape Lima, OH like a super gorgeous fugitive. Orange isn’t really my color, but I’m sure I can pull it off.

[ohsoplainjane]

text 📩 open

JANE: Is there any way we could start a club for people that are anti-math?

JANE: Unrelated, do you mind directing me in the direction of a tutor?

[extraordinberrily]

Hold onto your hats, fellow McKinley Students, because one Miss Rachel Barbra Berry ★ has RETURNED to the online blog-o-sphere! While I am sure that this return back to the online world was has been anticipated, I do request that all questions regarding my absence, fan-mail and queries are all sent with care; after all, my schedule is abnormally busy since returning to Ohio, so all individual messages will be dealt with as soon as I can. Please don’t feel the need to suppress your excitement or enthusiasm at my return; after all, I am more than aware that an online world without Rachel Berry ★ is a very dull place to be indeed! 

With Regionals approaching, I’d like to quickly make it abundantly clear that McKinley High’s Glee Club, The New Directions, are still actively accepting auditions for those who excel in the arts -  swaying, humming and harmonizing are skills in particular demand. If you do find yourself fantasizing about what it may be like to be cast as a back-up performer to one of my flawlessly performed solos (which is an incredibly important role, as well as a huge honor which you could add to your college applications as ‘assisting a future star!’), then I do encourage you to reach out to Mr. Schuester. With the school buzzing with passion and excitement regarding the school Musical, I would love to take advantage of this newfound theatrical energy and use it to strengthen our chances at Regionals.  As much as I would love to ignore the overwhelming amount of negative jealously I seem to have noticed being directed towards me in the aftermath of the cast list becoming public, I would like to quickly say a few words regarding the nature of Coach Sylvester’s correct decision to cast me as Regina George. If you do have any concerns or problems regarding the casting decision, I welcome healthy criticism and would love to engage in a productive, adult conversation in private in order to change your mind. However, all unjust criticism, as the examples below outline, that either:

refuse to look past my social status or position within this school

offer any kind of justifiable reason regarding an apparent opposition

or simply are fueled by jealously 

will be promptly ignored and labelled as ridiculous hate-mail, because frankly, any time spent dwelling on those who thrive on negativity is time taken away from prepping for Regionals. Frankly, I’m a little disappointed at the lack of professionalism; for those seriously considering a career on Broadway, posting such heinous accusations about a fellow star would be simply unheard of. 

As mentioned previously, all questions, fan-mail or queries can be sent HERE, and I’ll send an appropriate response as soon as very-berry possible! I wish everyone the most PPP (positive, productive and pro-active, for those unaware of the teenage slang!) week!