It’s going to be a pretty good summer. Less mouth-breathing posers in my face. More pool parties. Plus my dad is leaving on a summer-long business trip and leaving behind all his pricy liquor. Needless to say, Dave Karofsky should be on all of your party invite lists.
A summer long business trip? Dude, no offense, but that kind of just sounds like he’s going to spend time with his other family. They make movies about that kind of stuff.

















