B R E E

BREE JACKSON hers was an elegant savagery.

[bestbreexo]

tojakewithlove‌:

Is any of that really necessary, Bree? You should take a break on being the mean girl; you’re a lot cooler when you’re not constantly ragging on people.

Please like you’re always Mr Nice Guy yourself, Jake. You were a lot cooler before too. Guess we both disappointed each other.

[bestbreexo]

TEXT ✉️ JACKMAN

PUCK: i live on the edge. if im gonna run outta gas, i'll run outta gas and show off these guns by pushin us to the nearest gas station

PUCK: i'm gonna graduate next yr. then wat? who will u get to mess around w/ u on the regs?

PUCK: that sounds like a damn good deal. dont gotta buy u nothin huh?

BREE: my instagram would love that. it will only work if the station is like twenty seconds away though.

BREE: oh there's plenty who want a taste of what I have to offer in mckinley, if not I'd love a college boy or two

BREE: but you'll always be the one who lived on the /edge/ the most.

BREE: now that you said it, I wanna know what you would buy me.

[bestbreexo]

pvckerstud‌:

We both know that’s a bad idea, Jackson.

You…did? Why?

I’ve never been a fan of doing good things anyway.

Because I figured everyone including me, gives you so much shit for it. Might as well have someone to help you celebrate bringing a baby into this world. If it makes you feel better, you can think I’m celebrating the fact you didn’t knock me up as well.

[bestbreexo]

marleyeverdeen‌:

How brave of you. Is this the part where I thank you for putting that on me too?

Well, get another paint can to add “pathetic” to my locker in August because I just wanted to freaking impress you.

I won’t complain if you do Rosey-Posey.

......Why would you want to do that?

[marleyeverdeen]

withloverpg incorrect quotes + the lizzie mcguire movie

[bestbreexo]

marleyeverdeen‌:

So, I’m a slut and I’m the only one responsible for this?

Do you care?

If it makes you feel any better, people call me a slut all the time and I’ve survived.

You should know by now that I do.

[bestbreexo]

marleyeverdeen‌:

Unless you accidentally used a spray can with weirdly perfect accuracy, yeah – I do think you wanted this. You’ve always wanted this.

What I always wanted was not this, you just had to change a perfectly written script because of some drunken dancing. 

And what did you want?

[bestbreexo]

masonsmccarthys‌:

First night of summer of the McCarthy parents aren’t in town so that means I’m on the search for an adventure or a good party. Anybody have suggestions? I’m down for anything! This summer is going to be absolutely amazing, I can feel it in my bones. Somebody has to have something up their sleeve to get this summer vacation off to a bang.

You know with all that hair gel I’m sure Scandals is your forte, baby Shark.

[fleetfooteddanceninja]

Is anybody else super excited for summer break!? I know it was a bummer that we lost at Regionals, but we’re gonna come back even stronger next year, so it’s okay! Especially if I get a competition solo or Mase and I get a duet. I’d say a solo for Mase too, but I don’t want to be too greedy, you know? Anyway! It’s time to do a complete 180 and make this summer the most fun ever! Hopefully you guys are on the same hype train as me!

[bestbreexo]

You didn’t mention a single thing about our cheerio win and so I’m hashtag suspicious of you and your pearly whites, smiley Sarah Palin.

[bestbreexo]

pvckerstud‌:

Beach Plan is officially a go, amigos. I got a house booked for 06/01, and admission is $50 for the week. Get me the money, and pick your room on the website. I’m thinkin’ we’re booking for 2 to a room, so pick your partner too, I guess. It’s buy-your-own food, but we’re gonna carpool, so it’ll save some money for everybody to pitch in for gas.

Who’s in?

Hope you know you’re in for a very boring time if your partner isn’t me.

By the way, gonna stress the ‘friends’ part of our ‘friends with benefits’ and say I got you a nice card and some chocolate for you know, the whole being a daddy thing. 

[bestbreexo]

TEXT ✉️ JACKMAN

PUCK: 6/01 baby. you could always cruise in my car if u need a ride.

PUCK: not a fuckin good 1, i think. should have splurged 4 one of them n00d beaches

PUCK: is it see through?

BREE: I'm free, pls have enough petrol in your car this time even though I love using my seduction powers to get free stuff.

BREE: we have loads of time for nudity, we've got a long summer.

BREE: nope but you can /feel through/, if you ask nicely.

[bestbreexo]

marleyeverdeen‌:

And you sure do live up to your promises. So, congrats. You won. Do you feel any better?

What do you think? Do you think I wanted this to happen?

[bestbreexo]

rxderslynn‌:

You’re such a giving person like that.

True. You gotta go all out or it’s just isn’t worth it. I’m not opening that can of worms, I have some self perseverance or whatever that saying is. I can do that. I’d just want doritos and non shitty beer so that probably doesn’t fit your standard of a party. I’m happy to supply the house and look pretty or something. 

It’s all your heroics rubbing off on me. Honestly, I’ve yet to make one child cry doing my lifeguard job which is boring so you should be very proud of me.

What you’d rather Just Jake to me, Bree spelt with two e’s and not like the funky cheese? Also, by the way, there’s a list of people you have to hate as my best friend. Jake we don’t hate unless I fall into his very sexy arms again but we don’t overtly like either. Technically it would be Tina and I looking pretty, you can flex your muscles in the corner or something.

[bestbreexo]

titanspence‌:

Funny you mention devil spawn, that’s what we all call you behind your back. You referrin’ to yourself in the third person now, Jackson?

Yeah, I got an event for ya. Pencil this in on your calendar. I plan to hit up Chipotle for lunch tomorrow so you’ll wanna swing by my place early afternoon to witness me drop the kids off at the pool.

I’m proud to have such a powerful title, Porter. Someone has to create the necessary havoc and if not me, then who? No, I’m referring to my half-sister. You’d think after having three kids, my father would have stopped at the perfection that is me but he wanted one more for some strange reason.

This sounds totally up my alley. Do you wanna grab some ice cream and show off our amazing bods at the park afterwards, I’m in the mood to pick up a warm body that’s preferably a college student.  

[bestbreexo]

featuringdottie‌:

Yeah, I heard about that. Congrats! I don’t know a whole lot about cheer-leading besides what I’ve seen in Z-O-M-B-I-E-S but I’m sure you did great with you kicks and….your….flips…..and stuff.

Ooft, sounds busy. Wait, were you tryna hint that you’re working as an Uber driver because you don’t need to be embarrassed by that, someone needs to do it!

Literally, every time you talk, I do my best not to try and run into a wall at full speed. Like, what the hell is ZOMBIES? “Stuff”? Cheerios do more than kicks, flips and stuff.

Do I look like a scruffy college chauffeur? I’m going to be working as the sexy lifeguard I am, twinkletoes. Uber driving seems more catered to your side of life.

[bestbreexo]

astoldby-tina‌:

I’d never ditch ND. That’s like my family. But I might consider auditioning for cheerios. If not next year then during senior year. 

I don’t really know yet. There’s this really trendy thrift store in Columbus that hip college students donate to. My mom and I are planning on hitting it up sometime and the next couple of weeks and that’s where I’ll experiment. You could totally come with if you’re ever free. And don’t worry about Jake. Literally been there, done that. We’re just friends now. Or trying to be. Don’t know if I ever told you about last summer…

The cheerios could be your family. A family that has tanning privileges. Saving your social status is almost impossible in your senior year so you might as well do it next year. 

Okay skip the mommy and daughter trip and take me along with you. I’m like one of the sexiest people in school and I’m definitely trendier than your mom no offence and whatever. You can buy me ice cream for my services and compliment me for the day. No, shut up! What happened last summer?  Spill everything.

[bestbreexo]

TEXT ✉️ JACKMAN

PUCK: yo, ur comin 2 outer banks, rite?

PUCK: wats a beach trip if i can't see you 90% naked?

BREE: when is it again ? I gotta check my schedule but I deffo want to.

BREE: idk, what's a beach trip without you removing your shirt and flexing?

BREE: I got a new bikini and everything.