Violet Fills Out A Survey
A letter arrives in your mailbox. Inside is a nearly crumpled up letter with nearly illegible handwriting along with the filled out survey from a recent Cosmo magazine. The answers are written as if the writer was very shaken when filling it out.
U-Um...I-I was asked to send this to you...I...u-um...I-I filled it out...and...um...o-oh no...p-please d-don't take this the wrong way...um...s-sorry...
Name: Violet
Nickname: U-Um...I-I just go by Violet...?
In relationships, I tend to:
a. Wear the pants.
b. Be a little bit of a pushover.
c. Need my own space more than the other person.
d. Overanalyze everything.
e. Other: U-Um...I-I've never been in one...u-um...I...
I couldn’t date someone who didn’t love my m-my flowers? I-I don't know how to answer this...oh no...
The most challenge part of my life is f-finding the confidence to talk to p-people...
One thing I don’t have but wish I did is the ability to talk to people easily...i-is it okay to answer that way...? S-Sorry...
I feel sexist:
a. With red lips.
b. Naked.
c. In a skintight dress.
d. Wearing superhigh heels.
EHHHHHHHHHH????
a. A weakness.
b. A curse.
c. Overrated.
d. So sexy.
e. Other: S-Scary...
With answers like these, it's a miracle that the sender made it to the post office.
Johan stared in amusement at the near illegible handwriting. It was clear the poor girl who sent this little letter wasn't used to filling these sorts of things out. He felt a little bad for her. He grabbed a pen and replied.
Ey babe, don't be so frightened about something so ridiculous. It's just a stupid quiz that most teenage girls fill out to giggle at and share with their friends. You can have a look at mine. You don't have to read them but they're here if you wanna see.
Name: Johan Jonas
Nickname: JoJo
In relationships, I tend to:
a. Wear the pants. (If I get in one at all)
b. Be a little bit of a pushover.
c. Need my own space more than the other person.
d. Overanalyze everything.
e. Other:Not get in them. Relationships suck.
I couldn’t date someone who didn’t love my:Horns. I’m one sexy half monster baby.
The most challenge part of my life is: Being this hot. I’m mostly kidding, but it’s really running out of books.
One thing I don’t have but wish I did is: Nothing? Can’t think of anything.
I feel sexiest:
a. With red lips.
b. Naked.
c. In a skintight dress.
d. Wearing superhigh heels.
e. I’m a guy and most of these don’t apply.
Bad boys are:
a. A weakness.
b. A curse.
c. Overrated.
d. So sexy.
e. Other:Irrelevant. I am the bad boy.
He heavily scribbled out the 'I am the bad boy' part to the point it was unreadable. Probably didn't need to frighten the girl who sent this.
You can reply if you want. I don't bite~ ;)