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Celestia popped into Jojo's dream. She floated over to him and waved. "Hi, Johan! I'm Celestia. You know that bad things are happening everywhere, right? I can't fix them myself, so would you please help me? You'll have a whole bunch of other people to help you! You're not alone." Her hands were pressed together in a hopeful gesture and there was a sweet smile on her face. "I'd appreciate it very much!"

After a long day of effectively nothing, Johan had spent the last hour or so trying to fall asleep. Tossing and turning before falling into what he would’ve hoped to just be dreamless sleep. Of course that ended up not being the case. Even in his dream he jumped at the sudden intrusion of a random woman.

She quickly introduced herself and explained that there are bad things happening and he could help. Jojo gave a toothy grin and nodded, “Damn right I’ll help. But I get the feeling I am a lil late to this party. Guess I better hurry.”

#THIS IS ME BEING LATE #HAAAA

FUCK YEA. SUNSHINE SUNDAY. YOU GET ALL THE SUNSHINE CAUSE YOUR CHARACTERS ARE AWESOME. YOU'RE AWESOME. YOUR WRITING IS AWESOME. HECK YEAH

YOU. I LIKE YOU. COME HERE AND LET ME KISS YOUR FABULOUS FACE.

chocola-rain

Ah! So you do confess that you are at least partially a skank, then? Now you’re sounding more my type. Rock my world? Are you really that confident in yourself? You know, a woman’s got a way in bed herself.

Tee-hee, sounds like a pleasure. Selphia? Golly, that’s far.

I never miss a free drink, though. I’ll be there!

Chocola

chimerandynamite

Chocola,

Aren't we all partially skanky, my dear? And really now~? I'm supposing you're going to be the one to show me what a woman could do? Oh I would just love to see that in action.

Yeah Selphia is far. But I will make it worth your while.

-J

#tsxChocola

chocola-rain

I figure the dear isn’t necessary, since you’ve already covered that base twice over. Glad you at least have some humor, because hopeless romantics aren’t my type. Thanks for trying out the role, though~ ♥

Gee, a man’s gotta make some effort, right? Or maybe you were just trying to get me to bed? Sorry that the storm is making it so difficult!

Chocola

chimerandynamite

Chocola,

You wound me with such an assumption. I am more than just some skank who wants to have passionate, heated sex with a random woman I don't even know. Sorry for breaking that news, love, but I actually don't know who you are. Though I would so rock your world all night long. And fuck yeah I just said that.

The storm is a problem, yes. But hey. We can get drunk and live it up when it dies down. Hit me up in Selphia if you get the chance.

-J

#tsxChocola

Baby It's Cold Outside

Man this storm was just absolutely not letting up. He had heard from travelers that had been coming and going from Selphia that there was a blizzard in a place called Castanet. It seemed that blizzards were just springing up everywhere. A little sad considering it was March. This was the month that Spring was supposed to start showing it's pretty little head!

But no, that frigid bitch Winter needed to stay a little longer. If the seasons were women, he'd be damn sure that Winter would be the prude who's seriously insecure and overstays her welcome every time she shows up.

"Winter, if you need validation, yes we know you exist." He muttered as he stared out the window. The worst part about this was that he was gonna have to go out in this. JoJo groaned and rolled out of his bed up in the loft and grabbed some clothes. Sneering at the bulky winter coat that he was going to need to wear, he forced himself to put it over his body hugging waistcoat. He wrapped himself in a scarf and held his head as proudly as he could when he looked like a marshmallow with really nice pants.

He leaped from the loft down to the ground floor, landing in his characteristically graceful manner. JoJo inhaled deeply through his nose and pushed open the door and- OH BY THE HOLY DRAGONS AND ALL THE GODS IN HELL IT WAS COLD.

The cold bit his face as he forced himself to leave. He had to go to the store. HE HAD TO. He let out a battle cry, which was muffled by the scarf, as he charged into the blinding snow. With sheer determined luck, he managed to make it into town, but found the figure of a person out in the storm. They seemed a little lost, so he carefully grabbed their shoulder and gestured for them to follow.

They took shelter in the nearest building they could find, and he moved his scarf out of his face. Along with shrugging out of his stupid coat. "What were you doing out there? It is freezing."

#tsxopen #eeeeeey

tenderknight

Rosalind smiled slightly, reading it over. She grinned, quickly writing her answers.

chimerandynamite

Johan was pleasantly surprised by her answers. He grinned and sent a response letter.

Damn, you sound like my kind of girl. Heh, I wouldn't mind getting to know you that's for sure. If you ever end up in Selphia, hit me up.

I'll get some good booze and we can party.

-JoJo

It was short but he didn't really need to say much.

#tsxRosa

[Publish this post to the dash then count down THIRTY-FIVE posts to see who posted, then send them a letter... That letter should say: "Have you had your first kiss, if you have, were was it and who was it with?" Then proceed to tell them your own answer to that and in the end, ask them if they're single and ready to mingle!]

Johan stared at this for a few minutes before laughing, "Yeah no."

((Too lazy to count thirty-five posts down))

Violet Fills Out A Survey

A letter arrives in your mailbox. Inside is a nearly crumpled up letter with nearly illegible handwriting along with the filled out survey from a recent Cosmo magazine. The answers are written as if the writer was very shaken when filling it out.

Dear Johan,

U-Um...I-I was asked to send this to you...I...u-um...I-I filled it out...and...um...o-oh no...p-please d-don't take this the wrong way...um...s-sorry...

Violet

-- -- -- -- -- --

Name: Violet Nickname: U-Um...I-I just go by Violet...?

In relationships, I tend to: a. Wear the pants. b. Be a little bit of a pushover. c. Need my own space more than the other person. d. Overanalyze everything. e. Other: U-Um...I-I've never been in one...u-um...I...

I couldn’t date someone who didn’t love my m-my flowers? I-I don't know how to answer this...oh no...

The most challenge part of my life is f-finding the confidence to talk to p-people...

One thing I don’t have but wish I did is the ability to talk to people easily...i-is it okay to answer that way...? S-Sorry...

I feel sexist: a. With red lips. b. Naked. c. In a skintight dress. d. Wearing superhigh heels. EHHHHHHHHHH????

Bad boys are:

a. A weakness. b. A curse. c. Overrated. d. So sexy. e. Other: S-Scary...

With answers like these, it's a miracle that the sender made it to the post office.

Johan stared in amusement at the near illegible handwriting. It was clear the poor girl who sent this little letter wasn't used to filling these sorts of things out. He felt a little bad for her. He grabbed a pen and replied.

Ey babe, don't be so frightened about something so ridiculous. It's just a stupid quiz that most teenage girls fill out to giggle at and share with their friends. You can have a look at mine. You don't have to read them but they're here if you wanna see.

Name: Johan Jonas Nickname: JoJo

In relationships, I tend to: a. Wear the pants. (If I get in one at all) b. Be a little bit of a pushover. c. Need my own space more than the other person. d. Overanalyze everything. e. Other:Not get in them. Relationships suck.

I couldn’t date someone who didn’t love my:Horns. I’m one sexy half monster baby.

The most challenge part of my life is: Being this hot. I’m mostly kidding, but it’s really running out of books.

One thing I don’t have but wish I did is: Nothing? Can’t think of anything.

I feel sexiest: a. With red lips. b. Naked. c. In a skintight dress. d. Wearing superhigh heels. e. I’m a guy and most of these don’t apply.

Bad boys are: a. A weakness. b. A curse. c. Overrated. d. So sexy. e. Other:Irrelevant. I am the bad boy.

He heavily scribbled out the 'I am the bad boy' part to the point it was unreadable. Probably didn't need to frighten the girl who sent this.

You can reply if you want. I don't bite~ ;)

-Call me Jojo.

#tsxViolet #eeeey baby #submission

[Publish this post to the dash then count down 13 posts to see who posted, then send them a letter that says the following: "You may not know me, but I know you, will you meet me, our love is true." You should end it with "Sincerely, Moonlight Knight" and include your address of course... They will have to wait until the storm passes, but meeting each other is your destiny! Keep writing to them after this point, but you can not tell them who you are or state that you were told to do this!]

"I'll probably feel bad when they meet up with me in real life, but hey, this could be interesting."

[Publish this post to the dash then count down 5 posts to see who posted, then send them a letter... That letter should be your answers to the Cosmo Quiz! Don't hold back on the truth... And ask them if they'd fill out the answers for you to see in return.]

[Publish this post to the dash then count down 10 posts to see who posted, then send them a letter asking them if they're okay and see what their opinion is on the current state of the world!]

[Will do!]

Johan felt a peculiar need to see how things are in other necks of the woods. If there was a blizzard raging where someone else was. He briefly wondered if the letter would reach... whoever it was who was to receive it. But it never hurt to try.

Anybody caught your eye lately?

He laughs softly and shakes his head, "Babe, if you haven't noticed both everyone and absolutely no one manages to catch my eye at the same time." His lips pull into a toothy smile, "Everyone is beautiful in their own way, so of course they'd catch my attention."

"But-" Johan snorts, "I have yet to meet someone who can truly hold it."

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