#tth.ezra

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thot knight summer

inspo: knight in shining armor / flying in style

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🪡youll do ot3 cos u louv me 👉👈

mac out here with my weakness </3 breaking the rules of the ask game with 3 characters instead of 2 but we gotta do it for the ot3

so the ot3 is in an interesting position where two of three legs of the love triangle are horrible and would immediately fall apart on their own (it's ezra. the problem is ezra) but somehow the scales just work out and balance to cancel out ezra's shittyness 😫 hes not even romantically interested in rhie at first—he thinks she's useful and rhie thinks he's pretty, and he starts acting like a simp for her until he actually is one. also trauma bonding </3 hes used to bending over seducing other ppl to get what he wants from them, but rhie is slow to trust and even slower to love, and there's nothing more insulting to ezra than turning his full attention on someone and having them just straight up ignore him. it gets him so hot and bothered that he starts taking leaves out of jerry d's book with weird internal monologues with vaguely cannibalistic undertones. ur delusional huh 🤨🤨🤨 rhie knows she can't fix him but maybe she can give him a buffer between him currently and him getting worse. he's important to the expedition, and she likes gideon too much to kill ezra quite yet, so they can be friends for now. then she meets ruvaen and it's like wow! i can actually have a healthy romance with a comparatively well-adjusted person! but the problem is that ezra is a demanding, possessive little bitch (the bratty sub jumping out 😔) and suffers from black hole character syndrome where he can't deal with the idea that he's not, to quote gowon from loona, the one & only of every person around him. he's so used to picking up the dredges of high society—ignored second children, bastards, new money nobility without the land or history behind their name—and extending his own influence by helping theirs that he's at a loss when the first person he's been genuinely interested in for a long, long time doesn't even seem to need him. he ruins people for anyone else, but gets uno reverse carded to the point that he's ruined himself for anyone but rhie and ruvaen and is like wait . fuck . this isn't how it's supposed to go WAIT

meanwhie rhie and ruvaen are having a good time and are talking thru their feelings and girlbossing their way thru getting a leg up over titania and are dragging the whore component of the ot3 out of the very deep shit pile he's dug himself into <3

send me a 🪡 + two characters and i’ll talk about their dynamic!

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literally obsessed with the art i commissioned mac legal name @lyingfig for of the ot3 members im gonna be looking at these for the next year

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two out of three of these ppl deserve a nap and neither of them are the one with the cat ear headband

ANYWAY MAC @heartwarning​ DREW THIS FOR ME AND IM 👉👈

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🖊️Ezra

FINE . FINE !!!

ig i'll talk abt his time at the arcantum aka magic grad school 😩 his apprenticeship ended early because his magister died, so thru a bit of nepotism her sister aka the archmage of the arcantum took him under her wing. he's the epitome of high int low wis and he's actually considered a bit of a prodigy, but tbh letting him loose in the arcantum was like the worst thing that could have happened. magic grad school is full of the spare children of nobility so he spent a lot of time networking [business major voice] which for him was just flirting enough to get ppl to cough up important info. he's got the looks to pull it off and he's also INCREDIBLY vain. flattery is 100% the way to his heart and even though he pretends he's above caring abt other ppl's opinions, he's an attention whore and needs to be noticed to feel validated. it's the libra 🤢

send me a 🖊 + a character and i’ll talk about them!

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i feel like i haven’t asked in so long but how is my poor boy ezra. give him a lil kiss on the cheek for me will u pls

omg eden i've missed u !!!!! i hope ur doing well 🥺

i will never get over ur love for worst boy im sorry it's the funniest thing but !! just for u, since im reoutlining i will give u some patch notes for ezra 2.1.0

- worsened relationship with twin brother

- steak order has been changed to blue, quantity of hunting metaphors increased

- updated to be a dog person

- romantic history updated to be appropriately sordid for current behavior

- feral component of feral and vain dichotomy increased

- birth chart calculated, marked down for being a libra sun libra moon libra mercury AND libra jupiter

- updated appearance to be one inch less short and more twunk

- increased lounging on every and all pieces of furniture

- bug fixes and performance improvements

and he will get a kith at some point i promise !! i will make sure of it >:)