Dec 14, 2019
Something I thought of while listening to Season 2 of The Two Princes
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Something I thought of while listening to Season 2 of The Two Princes
If Chad was in charge of cyber security:
Text: Sorry but your password must contain one number, one capital letter, the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, and the slipper as pure as gold.
I'm so glad this hasn't been done yet
Basically
Amir: You're not sweating??
Cecily: No.
Amir: How can you not be sweating??
Cecily: I don't sweat.
Amir: Everyone sweats.
Rupert: Not her.
Joan: Cecily never sweats.
Amir: What do you mean she 'never sweats'???
Cecily: Sweating is gross, so I don’t do it.
do u think chad would like the more creative BLTT with the old-fashioned processed Hillshire Farms™ turkey slices that they make slowly for us so we can eat it quickly?
thatfuckingad.
The Himbofication of Amir in season 2,,,,
One spell and Amir/Chad had been reduced to the beautiful himbo he really was
The Two Princes Characters in Avatar the Last Airbender
Prince Rupert, Season 1:
Sokka: If I can just get out of this situation alive I’ll give up meat and sarcasm, okay?
Prince Amir, Maze of Thorns:
Zuko: I don’t need luck, though. I don’t want it. I’ve always had to struggle and fight and that’s what’s made me strong. It made me who I am.
Queen Lavinia, to the Western Bastard King:
Katara: You are the most sexist, immature, nut-brained...UGH! I’m embarrassed to be related to you.
Queen Atossa, to young Amir:
Ursa: Zuko, that’s what moms are like if you mess with their babies.
Lady Cecily, to Joan:
Ty Lee: Hey there, sweet sugar cakes. How you liking this party?
Sir Joan, to Cecily after another “kidnapping”:
Toph: Stick to the truth. I’ll be able to tell if you’re lying.
Lord Chamberlain, post season 2:
Iroh: At my age, there is really only one big surprise left...and I’d just as soon leave it a mystery.
Barabbas, after his fifth pint:
Huu: Time is an illusion and so is death.
The Bastard Kings to the Queens
Dream Ozai: Really? You’re going to take me out? You’re not even wearing pants!
Bonus: Chad, after Rupert’s goodbye:
Zuko: You have to look within yourself, to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self, reveal itself.