The Horrible Truth About Boston
As you know, this has been the Summer of TTSCC Triangulated Tri-Continental Secure Communications Center Love. Now, however, we have entered the Winter of TTSCC Triangulated Tri-Continental Secure Communications Center Discontent.
Due to recent events involving the (former) State of Delaware (aka TTSCCaware), the TTSCC has been receiving a frosty reception in its recently purchased US State.
You Don’t Have A Friend in Pennsylvania
This wouldn’t be such a problem, except we’ve also been made to feel (not told, as such) that we’re also unwelcome in Maryland. And Pennsylvania. And New York. Basically, most of the East Coast seems to be “alarmed” and “highly concerned” over our “shadowy backroom dealings [that have] delivered the naming rights of a US State to a highly…international…company such as…TTSCC”, if you’re to believe the New York Times.
Back in the Saddle Again
This is why we have decided to move a large portion of our operations to our newest Mailing, MechaniHolistic Naturist Healing, and Distribution Commune, located in Boston, MA. Update your rolodexes!
TTSCC PO Box 441657 Somerville, MA 02144
While Somerville may not be Boston proper, it is home to many proper Bostonians. More importantly, it is home to many college students. Somerville, being slightly outside the city, has the vacant land and regional cache necessary for us to build our large and seemingly endless M.M-H.N.H.D.C. Complex, while the many money-desperate students allows us to emploit™ them in a number of non- or marginally-paid “internships” to help them gain valuable “work experience”.
If you are a student, and would like to intern at TTSCC, please be advised that our positions are taken for the current and following school years. If you are a local press member, and would like to speak to us about our work environment, please be advised our door is always open if we are out doing charity work, otherwise it is closed. Please feel free to visit us at the office in both cases.
Towering above the Bunker Hill Memorial to the South, and the Windmill of Dreams to the East, the new TTSCC World Headquarters is an exact replica of its Buffalo complex. Wiped from the face of maps and memories of those who have seen it, its main signage is still visible tens of miles of every direction. Strong, tall, highly illuminated, brash, headstrong, double-braced, quaking with rigid perversity of will, TTSCC: above Boston, above the East Coast, for everyone, for no-one, forever!