Pirate gang 🏴☠️🦚💣😎
seen from Greece
seen from China
seen from Greece
seen from Finland
seen from Maldives
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from China
seen from France
seen from Maldives
seen from China

seen from United States

seen from Slovakia
seen from Greece
seen from Maldives

seen from Jamaica

seen from China
seen from United States
seen from China

seen from Malaysia

seen from Australia
Pirate gang 🏴☠️🦚💣😎
And now for something completely different before I go to bed...
Out of curiosity, how hard would you guys judge me if I said I recently got back into Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (the remake) and I may have developed a crush on Cortez?
Mario may be popular with the ladies. But me? This is more what I'm into, tee-hee~!
Factors in Cortez's favor:
Older
Pirate
Ghost (what can I say? I adore monsters!)
Charming
Speaks Spanish
Scary and crazy powerful
Has a strange sense of honor--could kill Mario and company if he wanted to since he's unkillable but doesn't
Surprisingly chill once you clear his boss battle and clarify you're only after the Sapphire Star
Goombella herself calls him "a big sweetie" in her Field Tattle about him after you've cleared Chapter 5
Come to think of it, he left a LOT of Toad-sailors alive (if not stranded) for an allegedly ruthless and cold-blooded criminal who's jealous of his treasure hoard...
I'm at the point where I'll skip the underground pipe to Keelhaul Key and take the Black Skull just for the excuse of spending more time with him!
Needless to say, I'm disappointed to have found next to nothing for Cortez on AO3. I may have to fix that in the coming year...
~🦚🏴☠️
I love pirate yaoi now 🦚🏴☠️❤️
Like, a lot. Ough
Making a second post for these bc... idk.
Enjoy the cringe or, art.
~~🦚🏴☠️~~
They're supposed to be dancing here, Cortez changed his size just for that
Quick bonus drawings 💁♀️↓
"Alright. amigos, the most feared pirate on this side of the sea has finally arrived to the party, albeit a little late. Ask me some questions and I'll try me best to answer them!
"....Well? What are you waitin' for? Ask somethin' already!"