The signs as things I’ve been called weird for saying (look at mercury too)
Aries: When I was little I really wanted to touch my dogs eyeball because I thought it looked squishy. I never did it though.
Taurus: My favorite words are “giraffe” and “potassium.” I like the way they [the words] feel in my mouth
Gemini: All I’ve eaten today is a box of boxed Mac and cheese and 3 little containers of microwaveable Mac and cheese
Cancer: The only stuffed animals I have are seals. All of my stuffed animals are seals.
Leo: I hate the color yellow. Seeing it always makes me either really angry or really sad
Virgo: I like school
Libra: *when asked what my favorite animal is* Unicorn.
Scorpio: I form my identity around which characters I get from personality quizzes
Sagittarius: Sometimes I think about what it would be like if we co-existed with dinosaurs. Like instead of bears in the wild, you needed to watch out for velociraptors
Capricorn: *anytime I tell someone I eat cereal without milk*
Aquarius: I used to think that Iowa didn’t exist and was just a big conspiracy
Pisces: It’s best to eat Ice cream in the winter, not summer. In the winter it doesn’t melt as fast
