The zodiac signs when they go for a snack and the only thing they have in the pantry is saltine crackers (I know it sounds weird but it happened to me when I craved Pringles and my mom forgot to get me some)
Aries: eats a few of the crackers before growing tired of them and giving up until the next meal
Taurus: eats too many crackers and has chapped lips the rest of the day
Gemini: pulls up Emmymade on YouTube and tries to figure out how to turn them into a pie or something but never follows through
Cancer: same as Gemini but actually makes the pie or whatever and it's delicious
Leo: realizes the crackers are expired and submits to going out for more snacks
Virgo: eats half of a single sleeve meticulously salt side down as for the optimal flavor impact then patiently waits for dinner
Libra: hurriedly eats the crackers but realizes they are in fact stale and has a thirty minute debate on just eating them anyway
Scorpio: uses the crackers to make edibles completely forgetting that they ever wanted a normal snack until too late
Sagittarius: happily eats their crackers as it is their favorite snack and they keep them stocked in the kitchen
Capricorn: *orders door dash*
Aquarius: throws all the crackers in a zip lock bag, crumbles them up, then proceeds to sloppily eat it over the trash. They are drunk.
Pisces: pulls out a buffet of condiments and ingredients to create a trashy yet delicious charcuterie board
