#tuckerwash

[agentcaito-moved]

random modern day rvb au where wash is dating tucker and he gets hurt somehow and ends up having emergency surgery BUT wash used to date north and york and he forgot to remove them from his emergency contacts list so there's an awkward tense silence in the waiting room between tucker, north, and york before someone (probably north) breaks the silence and tries to make awkward small talk

[agentcaito-archive]

I love finding random untitled docs on my google drive bc I can’t remember what the fuck was supposed to be happening. have an angry tucker and mocking grif I guess?

“What the fuck did you dumbasses do?” A tray slams down on the unofficial Red Team table, a seething Tucker scowling along with it.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about dude.” Grif replies.

“Bullshit.” Tucker jabs an accusatory finger at him. “You know exactly what the fuck I’m talking about and you’re gonna go fix it before Wash fucking kills someone.”

“Awww Tucker, are you afraid of your big, bad, boyfriend?” Grif mocks.

[kaikaina-grif]

@lavernius-tucker COMFORT GAYS!!!!

[agentcaito-moved]

tucker: [points at wash] liked, commented, and subscribed

[agentcaito-moved]

I think its kinda funny that everyone always makes wash the one who hates himself and has a guilt complex or whatever when its actually tucker who has the guilt complex and extreme self doubt in himself and his abilities like. hm. its almost like people infantilize wash bc he's mentally ill and disabled or something

[agentcaito-moved]

tucker: hey wash what kind of animal is the pink panther?

wash: (taking off his armor) god tucker you are so fucking stupid

[agentcaito-moved]

adding to the 'wash and tucker only call each other boyfriends' thing

grif: so you really call wash your boyfriend?

tucker: yes? what else am I supposed to call him?

grif: uh idk dude, you seem like a lover kind of guy.

tucker: lover? what is he my side chick? 

[agentcaito-moved]

wash and tucker calling each other boyfriends rb if u agree