#tudor shitposting

[elephantlovemedleys]

mojo dojo kenilworth casa house

[turtlele]

Operation:

Edward: Alright, we're ready.

Mary: Yeah. Commence operation: Child Endangerment.

Elizabeth: We are not calling it that!

[lookthetart]

the fact that unfaithful Kiss-me-Kate Howard's motto was "no other will but his" and "will" is often used by Shakespeare and his contemporaries as an euphemism for male genitalia will never stop amusing me

[bollena]

how do you delete someone else’s article

[lucreziaborgia]

Suffolk: Henry is gonna try and have you killed

Cromwell: I can't say that surprises me

[turtlele]

Edward: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Elizabeth, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant

Edward:

Elizabeth:

Edward: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack

[turtlele]

Henry: As if I couldn't rip off somebody's head as easily as breathing

Anne: What is with you and heads? You should try threatening someone's elbows or ankles once in a while, just for a change of pace

[bollena]

she said this to henry, i was there