The Ultimate Enemy is a Disappointment (and How I'd Fix It) (Part 5)
(rises from the dead to give you something that's been stuck in my drafts list for literal years)
This is the final part of my analysis on TUE. Where I basically just roast the entire CAT plotline to ashes. I've written other parts if you want to start from the beginning. Honestly, it's better served as one of those one-hour video essays you listen to in the background, but I have NO IDEA how to record or edit anything so there's no way I could. But anyway, here it is.
If you want to read interesting Clockwork headcanons, try part 4.5.
(Part 4.5), (Part 5)
(or you can go back to the start here; but be prepared for the long read!)
Part 5's about the CAT and the anti-cheating message. The episode comes off as hamfistedly pro-authority/pro-institution, making this melodramatic display about cheating being "evil" without any reason or explanation about WHY.
And as a former goody-two-shoes student, who had a massive mental breakdown over trying to get a standardised test score good enough to get into the uni I wanted...this round's fucking PERSONAL.
So I've rewritten/repurposed the narrative with the CAT with all of the personal experience I can muster. I want to know what y'all think.
FINAL PART: I Rewrote the Entire CAT Plotline because "Cheating is Bad" Sucks Ass
The CAT sounds ridiculous in worldbuilding and the anti-cheating message is very one-note and dumbed down.
In my opinion, canon's entire use of the CAT is just one big problem.
First of all, what's the CAT actually for?
Based on Lancer's presentation, it's a "Career Aptitude Test" (whatever that means) which determines what future job prospects are available to you as an adult. The PowerPoint slides equated success on it with pictures of physical wealth, and that failing meant "being stuck at the Nasty Burger for the rest of your life". He used the CAT's "lowest scorer" as an example and made several remarks or jokes later on about it.
Obviously, like in real life, he could easily be exaggerating or lying to put pressure on the students. But even if we assume the cartoonish determinism of "get rich or get stuck in fast food" isn't actually true, the episode still leans in its favour.
If Irving (the lowest scorer who sets up the Nasty Sauce plot point) isn't actually stuck at the Nasty Burger because of his CAT score, why is he still working there years later? Does he like working at the Nasty Burger? The episode doesn't even TOUCH that. It doesn't challenge Lancer's initial tie between Irving's job and his CAT score.
And if it's not entirely a lie, then how the hell does their society operate if people's prospects outside of school are somewhat affected by test results from FRESHMEN YEAR?! That's WAY too early to be accurate to ANYTHING!
To the episode’s credit, they do PRESENT a counter-narrative for the test's importance, but it's only two quick scenes in the middle. And then they never show up again.
Jack's line may have been a joke, but it still served a valid point: even though he failed the CAT, he turned out somewhat successful (but to be fair, he DOES share a household and income with Maddie). And Jazz has the most nuanced take on the CAT in this entire episode (which isn't saying much, unfortunately). It’s a shame it’s lost under the screaming pile of “THIS TEST DETERMINES YOUR FUTURE!!!”.
2. The "Danny cheating" plotline is so badly written that it's ONLY possible because of plot contrivances. It doesn't give Danny a compelling enough motivation to cheat, and in the end he doesn't even cheat at all.
(but the episode makes Danny own up to it anyway, when it was Clockwork's and Dan's fault, and he never even saw the answers; he could've LITERALLY sat down right then and there, and taken the test, completely legitimately)
Why would Danny need to cheat the CAT, anyway?
It's not like he's stupid. He may not be as book smart as his sister, but he got an A- in Teacher of the Year, when he had the extra time and assistance to apply himself properly. And presumably a standardised test isn't really going to be something you can prepare for outside of old tests or mock tests. It's more of a generalised questions thing than studying a specific subject to a high level. So surely even relatively average kids like Danny have a decent chance of at least scraping the bare minimum, right?
But for some reason, the episode (and most of the characters) speak as if his chances are low and/or he's already doomed to fail. Except, it doesn't give ANY actual indicator of how difficult the test is or how likely Danny actually is to succeed.
For example—if they'd shown him receiving bad results on a mock test early in the episode, or a line about how his normal inability to study due to ghost hunting is even WORSE now (which other episodes already did)...then that'd be fair.
But no. We only see Danny's low self-esteem and defeatism in the kitchen before Boxed Lunch shows up (so how does he go from thinking about giving up to planning to cheat? The answer...? He doesn't. Not without somebody else dropping an easy way to cheat into his hands first.) We don't see any of his actual abilities or risk of failure.
The ONLY sense of compulsion for Danny to try hard (let alone cheat) is the repeated empty threat of "you're gonna fail if you don't do something!".
The episode just slegehammers the audience repeatedly with numerous characters saying "don't fail the test", "you'll end up at the Nasty Burger if you fail!", "if he cheats then I will ruin his future!", "the world is going to end because Danny cheated on a test?" (or in the case of the Observants and Clockwork, literally SAYING how "he's going to cheat" when he doesn't even THINK TO DO IT on his own!), and expects all of the repetition to follow through.
Which brings me to how Danny's alleged "cheating" comes about:
The ONLY REASON Danny ever gets to cheating in the first place is because Clockwork gives him the answers. Afterwards, his attitude magically changes from defeatism/giving up completely to wanting to cheat with no proper buildup. But only because the way to do so literally dropped into his path. You can't get more reactive or passive than that.
Clockwork literally OFFERED Danny the chance to cheat before it ever occurred to him--and the answer papers had to break the pre-established laws of ghost intangibility to get stuck to Danny's back in the first place (see part 1).
If not for Clockwork, there's no telling if Danny would've ever had the idea to cheat on his own. Instead, he simply reacts to the plot around him and only cheats because the narrative effectively SCREAMS AT HIM to do it.
And in the end, he never cheated anyway. He never saw the test answers because Skulktech attacked right as he went to open the envelope. Dan went back into the past and cheated in his place trying to railroad his own creation into existence.
3. What if we gave Danny a personal motivation to cheat by tying it into his astronaut dream? Replace the anti-cheating message with a message about accepting change and failure, letting go of lost dreams and not having control.
The CAT could be some resume-booster/certification when looking for part-time jobs. After all, 14-15 is the age when kids can start looking for work in the US. Since they have no previous work experience, taking an "aptitude test" could allow for potential employers to "gauge" what their problem-solving skills or general reasoning are like. Yes…I know it’s still bullshit, but let their society still be fucked up.
Just like in real life, the scores wouldn't be relevant for long. Once you have previous work experience, you can demonstrate your skills without the CAT. Maaaaybe Ivy League institutions or other extremely competitive places could look at it in the footnotes of character statements/college applications, or something? But only because they're splitting hairs trying to reject people.
Tie this in with Danny's desire to become an astronaut, which the fanon has taken and run with because canon so sorely underutilised it.
Because becoming an astronaut is insanely competitive—you need at least a master’s degree, several extra years of experience, fitness tests...
He has a lot of time to turn things around at fourteen, but because of the way ghost hunting has affected his life/studies, things aren’t looking good if nothing changes.
Not to mention he couldn't take any physical exams--he’s not fully human, after all.
So, let’s say that Danny’s reminded of his dream future when the CAT crops up, sees himself as "far behind", and panics.
He irrationally projects into the future that he’ll never get into an astronaut program a decade down the line with the way his grades are now. The CAT becomes "vital" to his future because he believes it is, even when others don't. Hence why he's so invested in keeping his score high that he's willing to cheat. He's breaking under the pressure of a character trait introduced in the first episode.
The school exaggerates the importance of the CAT for their bottom line, and Danny spirals. In his twisted logic, he sees it as a way to compensate, like extra credit he has to scrounge up. Heck, maybe society IS fucked up enough that it’s harder to get into highly competitive careers, like being an astronaut, without a high CAT score. Not impossible, but much harder--because of how extremely competitive it is. Or maybe NASA itself prioritises high CAT scores for some ridiculous fucked up reason.
Danny might even rationalise, in the face of others telling him the CAT doesn't matter long-term, "Sure, it’s totally irrelevant for other jobs—but not at NASA!"
He doesn't want to accept his childhood dream was unrealistic in the first place. He doesn't want to accept that the portal accident changed his life so much it's probably out of reach now. (What if he can't take the physical exams? What if he can't leave Amity Park without absolute chaos breaking out? Will he be stuck fighting ghosts long into adulthood?).
He doesn't want to have to sit and reconsider the long-term consequences of being half-ghost. And the CAT is his coping mechanism. He wants to magically think that acing it will give him the control to assure his dream/ideal future.
This creates a major character flaw to tie into Danny's lesson in the episode as well. I'm swapping out the heavy-handed "anti-cheating" message for "the future is not set in stone...even if there are times you want it to be". Cheating would play a part and still be a bad decision, obviously, but "cheating is evil and you should be a hero by owning up to/not doing it" isn't what the moral of the episode revolves around.
When it's linked to his loved ones dying (it’s still, admittedly, a bit contrived in the literal sense), it at least has more thematic weight. It’s not just “oh no, Danny cheated on a test! Now it’s literally the end of the world!”. Because it’s not the cheating that matters--it's what it represents: Danny’s distorted ideas about the future, his perfectionism, his stubbornness to cling to a childhood dream that’s no longer (was maybe NEVER) within reach, rejecting the unwanted drawbacks of his new life as a halfa by pretending his life can still easily go in the direction he already desired pre-accident.
It becomes a bitter irony—he’s the one who tried to set a desired future in stone by cheating, and instead he indirectly facilitated the most unideal future.
This also establishes a direct parallel to Dan before he even shows up (because in my version, Danny cheats on the CAT before they head to the future)—being willing to do something dirty to secure the future he wants.
Instead of an anti-cheating message, it becomes about spiralling mental health, a commentary on how standardised tests are fucked up, our main character’s superpowers impacting his future (his human future—not just a ghost-instigated apocalypse) how you shouldn’t take your present for granted…and, most importantly, that some dreams are unrealistic and need to be reconsidered or let go. And you can’t control the future to go exactly how you want it. No one has 100% control.
The idea of the future not being set in stone isn’t just a theme through Danny’s victory over Dan, but what kickstarts the entire alternate future in the first place and the lesson Danny has to learn.