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Plylym and Tulrot learn about Mirth

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I lOve yOu deeply and uncOnditiOnally, and while I have nO intentiOn Of infringing On yOur cOntentedly settled piteOus Quadrants, I have entertained shameful thOughts regarding the future, when even the mOst generOus lOw-blOOded lifespans will wan. fOr that, I shOuld deeply apOlOgize.I HAV⇶ A MASSIV⇶ FUCKING WAD OF AFF⇶CTION GOING FOR YOU, FIN⇶ AND MIRTHFUL LITTL⇶ PR⇶ACH⇶R! DON’T HAV⇶ ANYTHING I WOULDN’T SAY TO YOUR MOTH⇶RFUCKING ADORABLY PAINT⇶D LITTL⇶ FAC⇶ ‘CAUSE YOU’RE GOD DAMN PR⇶CIOUS AS IT IS! CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND B⇶ A MASSIV⇶ FUCKING BADASS! MAK⇶ TH⇶ M⇶SSIAHS PROUD AND SHIT!`A` It’s re^lly ^nnoying th^t you phorget stuph ^ll the time ^ND th^t you’re so n^ive, but I don’t ^ctu^lly w^nn^ get ^nnoyed with you ‘c^use you seem like ^ nice person, ^nd it m^kes me pheel like ^ big b^rr^cud^ nipping ^t ^ h^rmless little guppy. Pheels re^lly b^d, m^n.

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SH: very good, sister, reflecting. meditating. all things a good little preacher to be would do in this big, rolling cosmic joke. how goes your marvelous existence in the vast, universe that the messiahs bless with their humor.

TP: HAHAHA! THAT’S SOM⇶ PR⇶TTY FUCKING WICK⇶D LANGUAG⇶ YOU’R⇶ LAYING ON M⇶ TH⇶R⇶! PR⇶ACHING COM⇶S NATURALLY TO YOU, YOU IMPR⇶SSIV⇶ LITTL⇶ SHIT!TP: LIF⇶ HAS B⇶⇶N FIN⇶! A LITTL⇶ FUCKING LOW ON ⇶NT⇶RTAINM⇶NT FOR TH⇶ MOST MIRTHFUL SINC⇶ I’M GROUND⇶D ON THIS SOLID WAD OF GRUB SHIT FOR NOW, BUT I’V⇶ B⇶⇶N FINDING WAYS TO K⇶⇶P IT HILARIOUS! TRAINING UP LITTL⇶ BADASS FUCK⇶RS FOR TH⇶ FRONTLIN⇶S, SHIT LIK⇶ THAT!

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SH: evening and hello again, most mirthful of sisters.

TP: A FIN⇶ FUCKING COM⇶DIC ⇶V⇶NING TO YOUR FINE ASS AS W⇶LL, LITTL⇶ FUCK⇶R! HOW’⇶ YOU B⇶⇶N FARING SINC⇶ TH⇶ LAST TIM⇶ W⇶ HAD A GOOD FUCKING CONV⇶RSATION?