#tummyplumber

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I need this story

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TELL ME this TALE

im so sorry i have never been able to tell this ridiculous story sober

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The Potato Gem Cake ® (pat. pending)

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ive been listening to billie holiday and thinking of frankie for like over an hour this is getting ridiculous 

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i love frankies voicemails so much they range from 'hey summer did u know i am really handsome' to 'is it morally wrong to take more than pine cones from a cemetery'

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i finally sorted out my voicemail and the first thing on there is a kazoo/guitar rendition of wonderwall thanks guys

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i ship u and tummyplumber tbh

same i heard theyre a good kisser

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tummyplumber replied to your post “tummyplumber replied to your post: tummyplumber replied to your post:...”

just pick a particularly funny name from an agatha christie novel and we'll b called that! for instance, Colonel Arbuthnot , Princess Dragomiroff, Hector McQueen, the list goes on nd on

hmm hmm hmm i have a suggestion.... have you ever read time stops for no mouse???? because i feel a v strong need to name a band Hermux Tantamoq 

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i can play what makes you beautiful??? also the misison impossible theme the mario theme in the hall of the mountain king and some tegan and sara the list is DIVERSE and HUGE get PUMPED

o MAN that is beautiful this band is going to be beautiful i am SO PUMPED