[09:46] -- chicaneAgamemnon [CA] began pestering gynecicArbitrator [GA] at 21:46 --
[09:47] CA: vwell hey there, long time no see.
[09:47] GA: Oh. Huh.
[09:47] GA: It has been a while, hasn't it?
[09:48] CA: i bet you vwere dying to hear from me again vwerent you.
[09:48] GA: I didn't even no+tice yo+u hadn't been talking to+ me, actually.
[09:48] CA: no need to be so modest, i knowv howv you actually feel.
[09:49] GA: Well, o+kay.
[09:49] GA: Did yo+u need so+mething?
[09:53] CA: vwell as much as im sure yould lovwe for me to be here on my owvn accord, and half of it is me being here of my own accord, but i got assigned to either make sock puppets or play something called the name game vwith you.
[09:56] GA: Wait... Yo+u were? Shit.
[09:56] GA: I do+n't remember that assignment.
[09:56] GA: Oh well, whatever. It wo+uld be co+unterpro+ductive o+f me to+ argue with it.
[09:59] CA: yeah yould be missing out on a svwell time you knowv?
[09:59] CA: so my block or yours.
[10:00] GA: Hmm. Ho+w abo+ut yo+urs? I've never been.
[10:01] CA: sure thing kitten, come on ovwer.
[10:09] GA: Do+n't call me kitten.
[10:11] GA: *and with that, she makes her way to cronus' room. he's obnoxious, sure, but not totally unbareable. there were things she did enjoy about cronus, so this meeting was sure to be interesting, at least. she gives his door a knock.*
[10:16] CA: *that door sliiiiiiiiiiiides open with cronus laying on the bed, shit really open so she can get a load of those A8S* *the room is exactly what one would expect with neon signs, band posters, and an inflatable cactus in the corner that suspiciously has duct tape on it*
[10:20] GA: ... *she looks SO UNAMUSED right now*
[10:22] CA: *lucille wink*
[10:25] GA: I...
[10:25] GA: No+.
[10:26] CA: heh i can understand your speechlessness.
[10:40] GA: Please, sit up and butto+n yo+ur shirt, o+r I'm no+t co+ming in.
[10:43] CA: vwowv, someones a stiff. *SITS UP and obeys*
[10:51] GA: Go+o+d. *now she can go to sit with him* Alright, so+... Do+ yo+u have supplies fo+r so+ck puppets, o+r sho+uld we just play the name game?
[10:58] CA: vwhats vwrong vwith doing both i mean, you vwere the one vwho made this vwhole thing up arent you? *GRIN*
[11:20] GA: *FROWNS* That's true. Excellent po+int, Cro+nus. Co+ngratulatio+ns.
[11:20] GA: I'm fine either way. *crosses her arms*
[11:25] CA: hell yeah the more you do the more time you havwe the privwiledge of spending vwith me
[11:50] GA: *EUGH* In that case, let's co+nso+lidate the two+ cho+ices. Let's make puppets o+f each o+ther while playing the name game. *seriously though, where are the SUPPLIES, cronus*
[11:56] CA: heh that sounds perfect. *stares at her* ... vwait i thought you vwould havwe the supplies.
[11:56] CA: vwhere are they?
[11:56] GA: ... Why wo+uld I have them?
[11:58] CA: i dunno because youre the one vwho organized all this?
[11:59] CA: youre acting so shocked you evwen had me but vwouldnt you havwe KNOWVN?
[12:09] GA: *sighs, her head in her hand* Yo+u were assigned to+ me, which means yo+u're respo+nsible fo+r getting aho+ld o+f me and pro+viding the materials if need be.
[12:09] GA: Fo+r example, I was assigned Davesprite. So+ I wo+uld go+ to+ him with whatever game we need to+ play.
[12:10] GA: Do+es that make sense, o+r sho+uld I repeat it mo+re slo+wly?
[12:14] CA: geez, fine, okaythe supplies are supposed to be in the atrium or something right?
[12:19] GA: Yeah. *rises to her feet* I guess we're making supply hunting a part o+f o+ur assignment to+o+.
[12:50] CA: *GETS UP AS WELL* *starts saunterswaggering on out of the room*
[12:56] GA: *follows after him but takes the lead once they're out of the room so she can take him to where the supplies are*
[12:59] CA: *he just kinda follows behind her with his thumbs in his pockets as he slouches after her* sooooooo.
[01:01] GA: *peeks over her shoulder at him* Hmm?
[01:03] CA: havwe you heard my newv album yet?
[01:04] GA: I can't say that I have. I do+n't think I've heard any o+f yo+ur music since yo+u played it fo+r me that o+ne time. *looks ahead* And at the talent sho+w, o+f co+urse.
[01:23] CA: vwowv, seriously? i gotta catch you up, ivwe made some pretty good jams since then.
[03:58] GA: We can listen while we're wo+rking o+n o+ur so+ck puppets. *arrives at the little cubby in the cafeteria where the supplies are being held and fishes out everything they need for the puppets*
[04:16] CA: hmmm....
[04:16] CA: yeah alright ill accept that.
[04:16] CA: *just kinda watches her grab everything and doesnt even LEND A HAND*
[04:27] GA: *WOW WHAT A GENTLEMAN. thank god for sylladexes, otherwise that would be extra inconvenient, but she gives him a look anyway before she starts to return to his room*
[04:52] CA: *AND 8ACK TO THE ROOM THEY GO. He trots along behind her and starts humming one of his shitty songs*
[05:21] GA: *once they return, she takes a seat on his bed again and dumps the stuff there. she picks up a grey sock and some purple buttons, getting to work on putting the two supplies together to start making a CRONUS*
[05:21] GA: oh right, I almo+st fo+rgo+t we're do+ing the name game, to+o+. *hums in thought for a C word for Cronus*
[06:02] CA: *he just grabs some grey sock with black stripes, glancing over all the other materials available* oh right, that thing. yeah. p could mean pretty sexy.
[06:03] GA: ... *snorts a little at that* C fo+r Creative. *eyes him* It's true no+ matter ho+w yo+u slice it.
[06:03] GA: Speaking o+f, are yo+u go+ing to+ put o+n yo+ur music o+r no+t?
[06:18] CA: oh right. *HOPS UP excitedly and goes over to his record player and pops a vinyl on. Is it really a surprise he has one of these?* *his smarmy sounds start oozing on out as he returns to his seat* o... howv about... othervwordly.
[06:28] GA: *SHE CANNOT BELIEVE THAT HE'S GONE THIS FAR FOR HIS AESTHETIC. and yet she can. but she's a bit taken aback by the word he's used. she snickers a little, but flattered* Maybe I sho+uld have used "Charming" instead.
[06:28] GA: *R... rude? no no, be nice. she snickers some more.* R fo+r Ridiculo+us.
[06:33] CA: hey im on r too. howv about radient for your next vword? yeah that seems right.
[06:34] GA: *taps her foot to his music and inspects the progress of her cronus puppet* Fo+r yo+ur o+... Ostentatio+us. *smirks at him*
[06:43] CA: for your second r id havwe to go vwith ravwenous. *WINK WINK.* *his own puppet..... it's supposed to look like porrim but it's turning out pretty... not like anything*
[06:43] CA: *HE'S A MUSCICIAN NOT A CRAFTSMAN*
[06:49] GA: Raveno+us? Are yo+u calling me a maneater? *because yes. yes she is. she can't hold back more giggles at his sock.* N... *theres a lot of n words to describe cronus, but she settles on...* No+nco+nfo+rmist.
[06:51] CA: heh, vwowv, thats a good one. it basically describes me to a t. *GRINGS 8)* i.... eh i dont knowv, idealogic?
[06:55] GA: *smiles* That's a nice wo+rd... Thank yo+u. As fo+r yo+ur U... Upbeat. *starts putting yarn hair on cronus sock*
[07:07] CA: *he's trying to give the porrim puppet boobs right now and basically just puts two cottonpuffs on the front of it* yeah thats me alright. mystifying is the vword id use for your m.
[07:11] GA: *STARES AT THE PUPPET TIDDIES* ... *raises a brow* S fo+r Superficial. *puts the cronus puppet on her hand and moves its mouth*
[07:25] CA: heh. vwowv, get a load of that guy. impressivwe. so are vwe doing last names too?
[07:27] GA: If yo+u'd like to+. Which I'm sure yo+u'd lo+ve to+ hear mo+re abo+ut yo+urself. *scoff* But I'm neither here no+r there.
[07:44] CA: yeaaaah i vwould like to hear about me but itd mean id havwe to think up more vwords too.
[08:05] GA: Well, maybe we can get to+gether so+me o+ther time, after yo+u've acquired a mo+re extensive vo+cabulary. *winks and makes the puppet frown in a kermity fashion*
[08:23] CA: vwowv, my vwocabulary is as extensivwe as it NEEDS to be.
-- gynecicArbitrator [GA] is now an idle chum! --
[08:52] GA: I do+n't kno+w abo+ut that. Sho+uldn't a writer always strive to+ find new wo+rds to+ express themselves with?
[08:55] CA: not if hes already too good and knows everything.
[09:02] GA: *shakes her head* Whatever yo+u say, Cro+nus.
[09:03] CA: *finally makes a little outfit for sock porrim, and gives her a nise head of hair and horns* there, almost as sexy as the real thing.
[09:07] GA: *giggles a little* She did turn o+ut pretty cute.
[09:33] CA: right? *puts her on his hand and makes her do a "sexy dance".*
[09:38] GA: *dammit, now she's just laughing. stupid cronus for not being as terrible as he could be. she imitates his voice while making cronus puppet's mouth move*
[09:38] GA: Mmm yeah. Check o+ut that ho+t babe. She's sure to+ lo+ve me, as I'm just o+verflo+wing with charisma and wit.
[10:46] CA: hey, handsome, vwanna fuck? *has his puppet shimmy up to hers*
[10:59] GA: Oh my G-- *HRRNG.* Why yes, I do+. But I'm go+ing to+ be respectful abo+ut it and pay fo+r this service yo+u pro+vide, as I'm no+t go+ing to+ assume that I'm entitled to+ sex with yo+u under any o+ther circumstances.
[11:03] CA: hey, more money for me. guess that makes you my sugar daddy, eh?
[11:05] GA: *gives him the most unamused look* I do+n't think that's ho+w these things wo+rk.
[11:08] CA: nooo im pretty sure it is. youre such a strong, vwealthy seadvweller. *has his puppet rub its face on her puppet*
[11:21] GA: Well, I am wealthy alright. And so+ are yo+u, because yo+u make yo+ur o+wn living, and I think that's bo+th an attractive and admirable trait. *rubs her puppet's face on his as well*
[11:25] CA: so are vwe going to fuck nowv or are you just going to keep spouting vwords at me.
[11:27] GA: *rolls her eyes* Yeah, yeah. "Vwhatevwer." *makes her puppet smooch up on his* Muah muah.
[11:29] CA: *makes those really gross kissy noises they always do in movies*
[11:30] GA: This is incredibly silly.
[11:30] CA: no its lovwe.
[11:31] GA: *snorts* Yeah right.
[11:33] CA: so i feel pretty accomplished nowv, howv about you?
[11:38] GA: Hmm. I do+, actually. *smiles* This was pretty fun.
[11:39] CA: svweet. vwe should hang out more often.
[11:40] GA: ... *nods* I think I'd like that. *takes off the sock puppet and tosses at him with a smirk* Yo+u can keep yo+ur puppet. I kno+w ho+w much yo+u like lo+o+king at yo+urself.
[11:41] CA: vwhat do you vwant this one? *DANGLES the puppet of her at her*
[11:44] GA: Yes. *snatches it from him* I do+n't want to+ think abo+ut what yo+u'd do+ with a so+ck that lo+o+ks like me.
[11:45] CA: you sure you dont vwant to think about it? *THOSE 8ROWS NEED TO STOP*
[11:56] GA: Ew. *baps him with her sock self as he rises to her feet and starts to make her way out*
[11:56] GA: I'll see yo+u aro+und. *waves with sock puppet hand*
[11:57] CA: yeah, cya hot stuff. *waves back*
[11:58] GA: *gives him one last smile before slipping out through the door*












