#arachnurasgall

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The UU:  Day 1

[Porrim and Damara will find themselves still on the ship, but the upper level is locked down as immediately as they would think to try anything. Vriska will incidentally find herself zapped on the bridge through some sort of strange LUCK.]

PORRIM: -WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY??-

VRISKA: -after that weird spacey adventure that came out of nowhere and brought her here...well...she's more than prepared. questioning it wastes time, so she does what she needs to do for safety. which means she...locks the doors to the bridge, assumes the position in the pilot's chair, and GETS THIS BABY UP AND GOING. CAPTAIN VRISKA SERKET, SUCKERS.-

PORRIM: Serio+usly... Where the fuck is everybo+dy?? -asks herself as she wanders the halls. this is BAD. but she knew stuff was happening on the bridge, so she heads there first.-

PORRIM: ... -knocking on the door when oOF SUDDENLY THEY'RE MOVING??- Hey!

VRISKA: -damn str8 they're moving. good thing she had her own ship before. that knowledge and some lucky guesses will get them off the ground and soaring into the air. Hearing someone knock, she rolls her eyes- Hey! I'm your captain now. Go gra8 me a fucking soda or something. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

PORRIM: Vriska? Serio+usly?

PORRIM: -she tries to get in, but it's locked down and she doesn't have clearance anyway.- Open the go+ddamn do+o+r!

VRISKA: Oh, sure. Let you in so you can sa8otage me and take the whole thing for yourself. You've already underestim8ted what I can do with this thing. I 8n't stupid, girl!

PORRIM: What wo+uld I do+ with a ship that no+bo+dy else is o+n?? Apparently.

PORRIM: Vriska, what did yo+u do+ with everyo+ne??? -doesn't actually think she's behind THAT, but she'll blame her anyway just to be petty-

VRISKA: What did I do with everyone???????? I'll take credit for it, sure. Obviously, I made them not here. And I got my ass into the control room. Don't you have some useless 8a8ies to take care of? Isn't that your thing????????

TESSERACT: =whines on the lower level below. he was left BEHIND. one useless baby! present!=

KARL: -finds tesseract and invites him to play with her by barking and runninig around-

TESSERACT: =dog??? dog!= TESSERACT: =small borf=

PORRIM: -oh, fuck. the kids...- Yo+u're lucky I do+ need to+ check o+n them. But I'll be back. -sneers at the door and then scrambles off to check the nursery again, where all the kids were being kept during the landing.-

VRISKA: Yeah, go play with your dum8 wigglers and 8a8ies. Good fucking riddance.

VRISKA: Let's get this show on the road!!!!!!!!

[There's a silhouette in the shape of a pair of pointy shades that suddenly pops up on the screen in front of Vriska's face.]

LIL HAL: Destination, captain?

VRISKA: -groans- Turn off voice help.

LIL HAL: Calculating route to "Turnip Boys, Hell, Michigan."

VRISKA: What the fuck is that? No!!!!!!!! We're not going to Turnip Town. Let's just...I can steer this damn thing myself!

LIL HAL: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, captain.

VRISKA: Why not? Do people even know how to FLY anymore????????

LIL HAL: New destination programmed. "Turndown For What."

LIL HAL: -The ship suddenly begins to play music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU -

VRISKA: That's not a fucking destin8tion you moron!

LIL HAL: "That's not a fucking" -- command invalid.

VRISKA: Turn off auto-pilot!

LIL HAL: Turning up music. -MUSIC BLARES.-

VRISKA: HEY!!!!!!!! SH8T IT OFF!!!!!!!!

LIL HAL: Now playing "Hickory Dickory Dock."

LIL HAL: -blares that even louder-

VRISKA: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

PORRIM: :)

PORRIM: -she can't hear vriska, but she can sense her frustration.-

VRISKA: -I h8 you.-

HORUSSBOT: -Is silent and still in the bg. Continues maintaining the void surrounding his presence as he never left the bridge to dilly dally like the rest of those filly endearing f001s after all. Horuss is a good egg. He will make himself known only when he has to.-

TESSERACT: =Is currently making friends with Karl!=

KARL: -makes a new friend-

TESSERACT: =JOYOUS DAY!=

[arachnurasgall]

[09:50] -- arachnurasGall [AG] began pestering caligulasAcquisition [CA] at 21:50 --

[09:50] AG: Hey, Ampora!

[09:51] AG: Are you finished spending all of your free time in the infirmary or........?

[09:51] CA: youre not bein captain so dont ask im not electin you an youre not takin ovver

[09:52] AG: That's not even what I asked!!!!!!!!

[09:52] AG: Although I would 8e incredi8ly eligi8le and you know it!

[09:55] CA: no you wwouldnt because no one trusts you but me

[09:55] AG: I thiiiiiiiink your trust 8eats out everyone else's, don't you think?

[09:57] CA: not in this case cuz no one wwould followw your instruction

[09:57] AG: When you're the leader, people do what you tell them to. They have to, or else there are consequences. Duh!!!!!!!!

[09:58] CA: not this creww an im not doin that all ovver again im sorry vvris

[09:59] AG: I'm sure you'll promote me at the very least. Even though the next captain won't 8e as good as I would 8e!

[10:01] CA: oh

[10:01] CA: a promotion

[10:01] CA: i suppose i can take that into consideration

[10:02] AG: Might as well do it 8efore the new captain takes over.

[10:03] CA: wwhat department are you evven in again

[10:10] AG: Fucking shipmen. Uuuuuuuugh.

[10:10] AG: Can't get ANYWHERE with Redglare there. She's out to get me!!!!!!!!

[10:15] CA: wwhat do you mean

[10:17] AG: She H8TES me. Won't give me a chance to show her how gr8 I am at like EVERYTHING.

[10:26] CA: HUH

[10:27] CA: *huh

[10:27] CA: i suppose i can uh

[10:27] CA: talk to her or somethin

[10:28] AG: Or just promote me. I can even do another department!

[10:34] CA: can you though

[10:35] AG: Uh, yeah? I pick up shit real fast, you know that!

[10:36] CA: i dont even fuckin knoww wwhere i could put you i dont think

[10:36] CA: shit

[10:38] AG: Well. You still need a first m8.

[10:38] CA: i cant

[10:38] CA: do that

[10:38] CA: i dont think

[10:40] AG: You don't THINK.

[10:40] AG: I think you're capa8le of doing anything.

[10:52] CA: not for long an i just

[10:52] CA: i dont wwanna demote anyone evveryones doin great

[10:52] CA: i s uppose i could appoint a vvice of a department

[10:53] AG: That's a gr8 idea!!!!!!!! You should do that for EVERY department!

[10:54] CA: ugh thats a lotta promotions

[10:54] AG: Or just me. ::::)

[10:57] CA: i cant make you vvice a evvery department that wwouldt wwork

[10:58] AG: Of ONE. See? This is why first m8 would 8e PERFECT.

[10:59] CA: no

[10:59] AG: Are you just getting rid of that position or what?

[11:02] CA: uh

[11:02] CA: i dunno

[11:02] CA: maybe

[11:02] CA: or maybe im gunna fill it myself

[11:02] AG: What? Why????????

[11:05] CA: because i dunno that i wwanna givve up leadership entirely

[11:09] AG: Well. Do you need a co first m8????????

[11:17] CA: no

[11:19] AG: I think you do.

[11:20] CA: no i fuckin dont stop pressin me

[11:21] AG: Ugh fine.

[11:21] AG: Anyway. You never answered my question.

[09:10] CA: wwhich question 

[09:10] CA: youre askin about a million fuckin questions

[08:43] AG: The FIRST ONE. Way at the 8eginning where I ask if you're finished spending all of your free time in the fucking infirmary!

[08:49] CA: oh

[08:49] CA: right

[08:49] CA: yeah im outta the infirmary noww

[08:49] AG: Fiiiiiiiinally!

[08:49] AG: You 8etter 8e doing something awesome.

[08:49] CA: wwait wwhat do you mean

[08:50] AG: With your free time.

[08:50] AG: And not like, I don't know. Sitting around????????

[08:53] CA: wwell i cant exactly do anythin else

[08:53] AG: 8ooooooooring.

[08:53] AG: When's that going to change?

[08:57] CA: i dunno if i evver fuckin wwalk again

[09:00] AG: You're GOING to walk again, Eridan.

[09:06] CA: yeah ill believve it wwhen im on my feet again

[09:06] AG: With that attitude, it won't happen. 8ut whatever. We can work on that.

[09:24] CA: theres nothin you can do about it

[09:24] AG: Ain't nothin I can't do, Ampora. Remem8er that.

[09:25] CA: theres plenty you cant fuckin do an the surgury that wwould be required to get me back on my goddamned feet im pretty damned sure falls in that category

[09:28] AG: Oh my god! I'm yawning right now, I hope you know. 8ut it's whatever.

[09:28] AG: I'll stick with you, even when you're 8eing lame.

[09:35] CA: wwelll at least theres that

[09:38] AG: There we go. That's the spirit!

[09:38] AG: What would you do without me?

[07:12] CA: i can name a lot

[07:13] AG: It's ok, Eridan. I know it's a little em8arrassing to need someone like me around!

[07:13] AG: 8ut there's really no shame in it.

[07:18] CA: vvris wwhen are you gunna stop doin this uh

[07:18] CA: wwhatevver the fuck it is youre tryin to do right noww

[07:19] AG: I don't think you realize just how VAGUE you sound.

[07:19] AG: I really have no clue what you're talking a8out this time.

[07:45] CA: ugh wwhatevver nevvermind its not wworth tryin to talk to you about this

[07:46] AG: What is it????????

[07:46] AG: You can tell me anything!

[07:51] CA: this front youre pushin the wwhole you totally need me an the constant denial a anythin beyond that

[07:56] AG: Well you do, don't you?

[07:57] CA: no an you knoww i dont wwere not quadmates anymore wwe havvent been for fuckin months

[08:03] AG: Woooooooow.

[08:03] AG: Since when do you have to 8e in a quadrant to rely on someone else????????

[08:03] AG: And technically we were NEVER in a quadrant. Officially, anyway.

[08:06] CA: yes wwe fuckin wwere

[08:06] CA: twwice

[08:09] AG: Uuuuuuuugh.

[08:09] AG: I'm not the one 8ringing up the past here, 8uddy.

[08:16] CA: thats not wwhat this is about

[08:17] AG: I don't see why I have to have a QUADRANT with someone to CARE a8out them.

[08:18] CA: thats not wwhat youre doin youre so fuckin persistant

[08:18] AG: Are you saying I'm FLIRTING with you????????

[08:19] CA: no im sayin you should fuckin cool it because its been SWWEEPS since ivve knowwn you an youre still playin the same card you alwways havve

[08:22] AG: So what you're trying to tell me is that things have changed.

[08:22] CA: yes an youre refusin to

[08:22] AG: Honestly, I don't see ANYTHING wrong with consistency.

[08:22] AG: You're lucky I haven't changed.

[08:23] CA: vvris you mighta had a shot at shit like bein first mate hell evven CAPTAIN if you fuckin changed

[08:39] AG: Ok, so if you have such a clear idea on what qualities I should have acquired over the sweeps, go ahead. Tell me. Tell me aaaaaaaall the ways you wanted me to 8e less me.

[08:41] CA: no im not doin this forget it

[08:42] AG: No, Eridan. You have my full attention! Take advantage of it!!!!!!!!

[08:42] CA: youre just gunna deny evverythin i say theres no point

[08:44] AG: Wow, way to give up!

[08:53] CA: yeah maybe i am

[08:53] -- caligulasAcquisition [CA] ceased pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 20:53 --

[08:54] AG: L8R.

[08:54] -- arachnurasGall [AG] ceased pestering caligulasAcquisition [CA] at 20:54 --

[arachnurasgall]

[07:32] -- arachnurasGall [AG] began pestering aerugoTourbillon [AT] at 19:32 --

[07:32] AG: Hey.

[07:33] AG: So I haven't seen you in like.........88888888 years.

[07:33] AT: uh... hey.

[07:33] AT: that's cuz 1've been deal1ng w1th some stuff.

[07:34] AG: Seems like a hell of a lot more than some stuff, if you ask me!

[07:34] AG: Where have you 8een?

[07:34] AT: ch1ll1n.

[07:35] AG: Ok, that's the most uninformative answer ever.

[07:36] AT: maybe that was the po1nt.

[07:39] AT: a1n't l1ke 1've seen or heard much of you e1ther.

[07:39] AT: what's that about?

[07:39] AG: I've 8een 8usy. You know Meenah? The really awesome seadweller? 8een hanging out a lot with her.

[07:41] AT: yeah, she's pretty awesome.

[07:41] AT: guess 1 can see where you got the new look from.

[07:41] AG: Isn't it gr8? She has GR8 taste.

[07:42] AT: 1 k1nda thought you had great taste too. but lol.

[07:42] AT: to each her own.

[07:42] AG: What the fuck is that????????

[07:42] AG: I have gr8 taste too.

[07:42] AG: Gr8 minds think alike. Me and Meenah.

[07:43] AT: not gonna argue w1th you there.

[07:43] AG: ::::)

[07:43] AG: That's what I thought.

[07:44] AT: swag.

[07:44] AG: Hey, we should hang out soon.

[07:45] AT: why...

[07:45] AT: 1 m1ght botch up your style.

[07:45] AG: Oh my GOD.

[07:46] AG: Don't even start.

[07:58] AT: lol... okay, but ser1ously.

[07:59] AT: k1nda 1nf1rmary bound rn.

[07:59] AG: W8, really????????

[07:59] AT: yeah.

[08:12] AG: What the fuck did you do to yourself????????

[08:13] AT: stuff and sh1t.

[08:21] AG: WOW.

[08:21] AG: THAT TELLS ME EVERYTHING!

[08:35] AT: dunno what you want me to say, doll.

[08:35] AT: 1 don't have much go1ng for me at the moment.

[08:37] AG: May8e tell me what happened????????

[08:37] AT: why.

[08:37] AT: just cuz you're ask1ng?

[08:39] AG: Yeah!

[08:40] AT: 1 don't see 1t as a good enough reason.

[08:40] AT: 1'm just here, alr1ght.

[08:47] AG: Well how much longer are you going to 8e in there?

[08:49] AT: not sure.

[08:49] AT: they gotta keep an eye on me.

[08:57] AG: That makes no fucking sense.

[08:59] AT: obv1ously 1t's for med1cal reasons.

[09:01] AG: I think it's dum8. If you don't HAVE to 8e there you shouldn't 8e!

[09:49] AT: 1'm not 1n any pos1t1on to argue w1th em unfortunately.

[09:49] AT: or you.

[09:49] AT: 1 just don't gotta just1fy myself.

[09:49] AG: I'm sure I can get them to let you go.

[09:55] AT: that's not really the po1nt...

[09:55] AT: 1'm here cuz 1 gotta be.

[09:57] AG: Do you WANT to 8e in there?

[09:57] AT: 1 guess so.

[10:15] AG: Well, can you take visitors?

[08:44] AT: techn1cally, yeah.

[08:44] AT: you want to see me?

[08:49] AG: May8e I'm a little 8ored.

[09:04] AT: nah... then aga1n. you probably have better sh1t to do.

[09:04] AT: 1t's probably not a good 1dea.

[09:04] AG: Fine, may8e I WANT to see you!

[09:23] AT: 1 won't stop you.

[09:23] AT: a1n't l1ke the 1nf1rmary ever closes 1ts doors to anybody.

[09:44] AG: Then I'm coming in!!!!!!!!

[09:48] RUFIOH: *Vriska can march into his infirmary room all she likes. Meulin had finally gotten the courage to venture outside so now, Ruf was sitting around on his own. Husktop is open on his bed and he appears to be braiding some twine for a bracelet. It's pretty obvious that he's been here for at least the two weeks since the attack of the Killer Clouns. There are simply too many of his personal effects lying around.*

[09:49] VRISKA: -And march she does, right into the room. He doesn't look very sick or injured to her, so this really makes no sense, 8ut it's o8vious she won't 8e getting any answers from him just yet.- Hey.

[09:49] RUFIOH: say h1 to sawtooth out there?

[09:50] VRISKA: Who? Oh that weird ro8ot? I kind of just waved my hand in front of its weird face to see what it would do.

[09:50] RUFIOH: he's pretty ch1ll.

[09:50] RUFIOH: *sliding a bead into place and goes back to threading*

[09:50] VRISKA: He 8etter 8e if he's a ro8ot who works in here. There are so many FRAGILE people around.

[09:51] RUFIOH: dude's got the gentle touch of f1ne craftsmansh1p.

[09:54] RUFIOH: gotta g1ve h1m props.

[09:56] VRISKA: Yeah, I GUESS. -She shrugs- So 8esides making 8racelets and shit what do you have to keep yourself occupied in here?

[09:56] RUFIOH: meul1n mostly. we're room1es.

[10:00] VRISKA: She's that........ -thinks-

[10:00] VRISKA: Yeah I have no idea who she is.

[10:05] RUFIOH: cat troll. ol1veblood.

[10:05] RUFIOH: got beat up cuz of crazy chucklevoodoo sh1t 1 th1nk.

[10:07] VRISKA: Oh, right! THAT one.

[10:11] RUFIOH: yeah. that one.

[10:12] VRISKA: You have to share a room with her????????

[10:13] RUFIOH: *frowns as he thinks back on it* 1 asked em to br1ng her 1n here.

[10:13] VRISKA: -raises an eye8row- Why

[10:13] VRISKA: ?

[10:13] RUFIOH: cuz that n1ght was k1nd of fuck1ng chaos. 1 thought she m1ght l1ke a fr1endly face when she woke up.

[10:14] VRISKA: Riiiiiiiight. Yeah, that whole thing was pretty fucked up!

[10:14] VRISKA: I didn't see you in slime snake world though.

[10:15] RUFIOH: ... *averts gaze* probably because 1 wasn't there.

[10:16] VRISKA: Yeah, a lot of people weren't.

[10:16] VRISKA: Where were you?

[10:18] RUFIOH: *seems to take his time answering, just fiddling with the strings* ...beforus.

[10:19] VRISKA: ........seriously?

[10:22] RUFIOH: yeah. *he's looking kind of ill*

[10:23] VRISKA: Like while it was still around?

[10:26] RUFIOH: no.

[10:26] RUFIOH: place was l1ke a ghost of 1tself.

[10:27] VRISKA: Ugh. Sounds dum8.

[10:28] RUFIOH: *He hadn't let himself think of about that vision but now he can't get the images out of his head.*

[10:28] RUFIOH: there were.

[10:28] RUFIOH: so many bod1es.

[10:29] VRISKA: Like, dead ones?

[10:30] RUFIOH: *he's just quiet*

[10:31] VRISKA: -She gets the picture and plops down on a chair next to his 8ed- Clowns are so fucked up.

[10:34] RUFIOH: *He's just sad deep down inside, staring down at his handiwork with a choked up feeling in his chest. Like the stale, rotten water of that river could surge up again if he just closed his eyes...*

[10:34] RUFIOH: *casually sits and disassociates for a few moments*

[10:41] VRISKA: -watches him and leans forward a little- Hey. Snap out of it.

[10:42] RUFIOH: ...1'm snapped. *Why she snap.*

[10:44] VRISKA: Cool. You were looking spacey for a second there.

[10:46] RUFIOH: just how 1 am, 1 guess.

[10:56] VRISKA: Not usually. 8ut whatever. -she leans 8ack in her chair and puts her feet on rufioh's 8ed-

[10:58] RUFIOH: lately. *goes back to threading this bracelet together*

[10:59] VRISKA: What's that 8racelet for?

[11:00] RUFIOH: m1ght g1ve 1t to meul1n.

[11:02] VRISKA: ........you like her or something?

[11:03] RUFIOH: yeah. she's a trooper... and a good fr1end.

[11:03] RUFIOH: 1 th1nk she m1ght l1ke 1t.

[11:06] VRISKA: Man, we gotta get you out of here and doing cooler things than making 8racelets!

[11:10] RUFIOH: not sure 1f 1'm feel1ng up to 1t, unfortunately.

[11:10] VRISKA: Well, EVENTUALLY.

[11:11] RUFIOH: maybe.

[11:11] VRISKA: Not FOREVER.

[11:11] RUFIOH: 1'd rather not make plans and leave you hang1n' or someth1ng.

[11:12] VRISKA: The future doesn't mean for sure plans, dum8ass.

[11:12] VRISKA: It just means SOMETIME.

[11:13] RUFIOH: fa1r enough. *nudges bead along*

[11:13] VRISKA: Yeah, exactly. Fair enough!!!!!!!!

[11:13] VRISKA: Damn str8!

[11:13] RUFIOH: gett1ng k1nd of rowdy, serket. *mutters*

[11:13] VRISKA: What's that? Wanna say that again?

[11:13] VRISKA: ::::)

[11:15] RUFIOH: you're gett1ng rowdy. serket. *enunciates those syllables.*

[11:17] VRISKA: Good. I have a reput8tion to maintain.

[11:34] RUFIOH: fuck1ng 1ncred1ble.

[11:35] VRISKA: I know I am.

[11:55] RUFIOH: maybe not 1n the way you th1nk you are but sure.

[11:55] RUFIOH: let's roll w1th that.

[11:55] VRISKA: Uuuuuuuugh. Rufioh, come on!

[11:56] RUFIOH: loud... way loud.

[12:07] VRISKA: Do we have to whisper in here or something?

[12:11] RUFIOH: no. that's all just my op1n1on.

[12:35] VRISKA: Yeah, 8ecause there's no way in hell I'm whispering.

[12:35] VRISKA: 8ut hey.

[12:35] VRISKA: I should get going.

[12:36] VRISKA: I'll 8ug you l8r, pro8a8ly.

[12:37] RUFIOH: okay... *frowns a little bit and then shrugs. Hanging out with Vriska was always pretty exhausting, even on a REGULAR day.* f1ne. whatever.

[12:37] RUFIOH: see you around...?

[12:38] VRISKA: Yeah. -she moves her feet off the 8ed and stands- 8ye, Nitram. ::::)

[12:39] VRISKA: -ADIOS-

[arachnurasgall]

[07:28] -- arachnurasGall [AG] began pestering chrysophilistCenticide [CC] at 19:28 --

[07:28] AG: Soooooooo.

[07:29] AG: A whole planet 8lowing up! Just getting entirely ANNIHILATED!

[07:29] AG: Kind of crazy.

[07:29] CC: yeah that shore was a thing that happened

[07:30] AG: Not gonna lie, I underestimated Alternia. I thought Europa was 8adass!!!!!!!!

[07:37] CC: p shore europas full of shrimps so im naught suprised

[07:40] AG: Hell no!!!!!!!! I grew up there. Shrimps got themselves killed!

[07:56] -- arachnurasGall [AG] is now an idle chum! --

[07:56] CC: you mean got themselves ate 38)

[08:58] AG: 8 too, I'm sure!

[09:17] CC: but yeah all i really gotta say aboat all this shit is shit suks

[09:17] CC: dunno what else i can say

[09:25] AG: Where are you from again????????

[09:29] CC: well my face is sorta from beforus im from a test tude in alternia

[09:29] CC: *tube

[09:30] AG: So you're on Team Alternia then?

[08:03] CC: team alternia

[08:03] CC: you mean like rootin for em

[08:03] AG: Yeah, sure.

 [08:04] CC: hmmmm[08:04] CC: nah

[08:04] CC: im team me

[08:05] AG: Gr8 answer!!!!!!!! I like that attitude. 

[08:08] CC: mines the only team worth bein on far as im concerned

[08:12] CC: *conchcerned

[08:17] AG: I guess yours seems pretty all right. ::::)

[08:29] CC: oh yeah just pretty aight

[08:40] AG: Yeah! ::::)

[08:41] CC: 38\

[08:41] AG: You know what would make it even 8etter????????

[09:32] CC: what

[10:04] AG: If it was OUR team.

 [11:01] CC: ehh i guess

[11:06] AG: Come on, two 8asically unstoppa8le forces together?

[11:11] CC: just sounds like youre team meenah

[11:12] AG: Team Vriska is the way to go!!!!!!!! Unless it's Team Meenah AND Vriska. Look, your name's even first!

[11:13] CC: hmm

[11:19] AG: 8n't that a DEAL?

[11:46] CC: yeaaah dunno aboat that

[11:47] AG: Uuuuuuuugh. Well, if I guess if I have to pick a team that isn't my own........

[11:47] AG: I'd pick yours.

 [11:47] CC: course you would

[11:49] AG: Just 8ecause it's the least stupid!

[11:50] CC: uh huh shore thats why

[11:54] AG: And you MIGHT 8e pretty cool.

[11:54] CC: its not a might its a definite

[11:54] AG: Fine. Definitely cool. 

[12:01] CC: 38)

[12:01] AG: ::::)

[12:17] CC: so wanna do some shit

[12:18] CC: im bored

[12:32] AG: Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!

[12:33] CC: kay

[12:35] AG: I'll come over. 

[12:36] CC: shore thing

[12:36] AG: See you soooooooon!!!!!!!! <3

[12:39] CC: you too babe

[12:49] -- arachnurasGall [AG] ceased pestering chrysophilistCenticide [CC] at 00:49 --

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ATRIUM SECURITY RECORDING 0323

RUFIOH: -shirtless and sleeping with his forehead planted against a table. Tiny snores eminate from the bulltroll still covered in smears of body paint from Roxy's KILLA bachelorette party. It looks like somebody partied too hardy.-

1:53 PM

VRISKA: -She's in the cafeteria now, walking in just to see Rufioh without a fucking SHIRT on and faceplanted against a table. How embarrassing. She snaps a quick picture before walking over and smacking him (not too hard) upside the head- Hey!!!!!!!! Wake up!!!!!!!!

1:54 PM

RUFIOH: -snRKS and lifts his head like wut. There is a napkin stuck to his forehead.-

RUFIOH: -slowly peels off napkin-

1:55 PM

VRISKA: Reeeeeeeeal cute, Nitram. You're lucky I'm here 8efore more people see you like this. Not everyone would wake you up!

1:58 PM

RUFIOH: ... -Jesus christ, her voice was like claws on a chalkboard. He holds his aching head a little bit.- 1 forgot the part where 1t was where 1 gave two sh*ts what people were th1nk1ng... about a guy w1th a hangover. RUFIOH: maybe they're th1nk1ng he's a troll that knows how to party.

RUFIOH: let's not assume stuff about trolls who a1n't even gone to coon yet.

2:00 PM

VRISKA: Hey, it's not me we're talking a8out here. It's everyone else, 8uddy. Who KNOWS what they're already assuming? -She takes a seat next to him- I guess you made it to that party. I almost went to one, 8ut then I decided I had 8etter things to do. Irons in the fire, you know!

2:03 PM

RUFIOH: sh*t was a f*ck1ng blast. -mumbles with a slight yawn- you m1ssed out on everyth1ng. RUFIOH: just ask meenah.

2:04 PM

VRISKA: Meenah was there? -She suddenly seems interested- I 8et she made that fucking party.

2:05 PM

RUFIOH: asked me to color up her spheres w1th pa1nt, lmao. -Oh yes he remembers this particular detail.- RUFIOH: now you know sh*t was 1ntense.

2:06 PM

VRISKA: -jealous?? NO.- W8, really????????

2:06 PM

ARANEA: -walks into the cafeteria from the stairwell, sees rufioh in the state he's in, and then slowly backs up into the stairwell again. 8ye.-

2:08 PM

RUFIOH: -was too busy holding his head and snorting at Vriska to notice the other creeping spider. 8a8y come 8ack.-

RUFIOH: she puts the f1n 1n f1ntense... or however f1sh puns work.

2:09 PM

VRISKA: Yeah, she's pretty gr8. Why? Couldn't keep up with her?

2:10 PM

RUFIOH: 1 don't th1nk anybody could... but 1t's not l1ke 1t's someth1ng to compla1n about.

2:10 PM

VRISKA: I can keep up with her.

2:11 PM

RUFIOH: 1 forget... why that matters at all.

2:11 PM

VRISKA: Just things you should know if you want to hang out with her again! Guess you should just train harder. ::::)

2:13 PM

RUFIOH: 1 hang out plenty w1th her tho... she's got a great throw1ng arm. RUFIOH: (spear1ng? or what 1s 1t...)

RUFIOH: 1 just don't see what keep1ng up w1th her has to do w1th be1ng fr1ends w1th you and th1nk1n you're cool.(edited)

RUFIOH: 1f she were cool, she wouldn't worry about that... 1 mean.

2:15 PM

VRISKA: -she flicks his forehead- Keep telling yourself that.

2:15 PM

RUFIOH: -hrhghghgh- why are you touch1ng me.

2:16 PM

VRISKA: It's not my fault you have a flicka8le face.(edited)

VRISKA: Kind of makes you want to punch it.

2:17 PM

RUFIOH: do you ever just. RUFIOH: ever not...

2:18 PM

VRISKA: Ever not what????????

2:18 PM

RUFIOH: shut the f*ck up.

2:20 PM

VRISKA: ........ -Her eyes widen in surprise, but she regains her composure quickly- Can't 8lame me for your hangover.

2:22 PM

RUFIOH: yeah but 1 could blame you for l1ke... e1ghty e1ght other th1ngs. RUFIOH: (whaaaaat.)

RUFIOH: woah, okay... that was pretty messed up. -sloooowly slides his hands over his face- RUFIOH: 1 should say sorry.

2:25 PM

VRISKA: -actually grins at the fact that he said 88.- I won't hold it against you if you grovel for forgiveness.

2:27 PM

RUFIOH: 1 a1n't grovel1n for sh*t. -drops some cold tea out of his sylladex. Alright it's lukewarm tea but it still counts. He guzzles it down with a heavy squint on his face.-

2:28 PM

VRISKA: Wow, can you drink that any faster???????? -She doesn't know when exactly this new attitude started for rufioh but she's been into it no matter how annoying it is-

2:30 PM

RUFIOH: -lowers drink down with a huff.- 1 th1nk you know how fast 1 can get anyth1ng down my- RUFIOH: ... RUFIOH: 1 won't f1n1sh that statement.

2:31 PM

VRISKA: -What? She's NOT blushing.- You're so WEIRD.

2:33 PM

RUFIOH: probably not the rat1ng 1 would g1ve 1t but y'know... RUFIOH: whatever. -he is just so grump. The grump keeps happening.-

2:33 PM

VRISKA: -she rolls her eyes at him- So are you even going to eat in here or just sleep in here?

2:36 PM

RUFIOH: yeah, 1 dunno. maybe 1'll eat but... not sure 1f 1'm feel1ng 1t actually. RUFIOH: yogurt sounds n1ce.

RUFIOH: what about you?

2:37 PM

VRISKA: Well, I was going to eat SOMETHING. I just haven't decided WHAT yet.

2:39 PM

RUFIOH: burr1to.

2:39 PM

VRISKA: That doesn't sound TOO 8ad. May8e.

2:41 PM

RUFIOH: -hm, 8urritos... He misses Aranea.-

2:42 PM

VRISKA: -WATER8OAT ME-

2:42 PM

RUFIOH: -you are not a cute bean burrito, Vriska. Let him sit here and think about this.-

2:43 PM

VRISKA: -i am adorable in a scary kind of way. She gets up to get herself a breakfast burrito and returns with it.-

2:43 PM

RUFIOH: -thinking loudly about boob pillows and how great they would be right now. Chugs more tea.-

2:44 PM

VRISKA: Get off your ass and go get some yogurt.

2:46 PM

RUFIOH: 1'll get to 1t. -gives her a look like jeez, woman. Get off my lump.-

2:48 PM

VRISKA: Hey, don't get sassy just 8ecause I'm looking out for you.

2:49 PM

RUFIOH: 1 feel so... huh, wa1t. -forces himself to burp a lil. SO GROSS.- yeah, no. nvm.

2:52 PM

VRISKA: -makes a grossed out face- Nice one!

2:54 PM

RUFIOH: -pulls out some granola from his sylladex and munches loudly- mphmorphmph.

2:55 PM

VRISKA: ::::( Gross!

2:58 PM

RUFIOH: -moo moo motherfucker-

3:02 PM

VRISKA: -spider sounds motherfucker-

VRISKA: -tktktk?-

3:28 PM

GRANDMA: -wanders into the atrium, looking around the ship with ooos and aaaahs... and then she sees rufioh-

GRANDMA: ... hmm. >_>

3:30 PM

RUFIOH: -he is a shirtless punk-haired fairy troll who's covered in paint and munching on granola. Let him live.-

3:32 PM

GRANDMA: -those rascally trolls... she doesn't really want to bother him or the girl with him, because she is much too interested in acquainting herself with this ship. looks like LIZARD PEOPLE tech to her.-

3:32 PM

VRISKA: -burrito burrato-

3:34 PM

GRANDMA: -peers into the kitchen and sees drones working in there- oh!!

3:34 PM

RUFIOH: ... -hears the granny inspecting the kitchens-

RUFIOH: (yo, 1s she lost?) -at Vriska-

3:35 PM

VRISKA: (Looks kind of like a senile human to me!)

3:36 PM

RUFIOH: (that's rude af, doll.)

RUFIOH: -turns in his seat and waves at the old lady.-

3:36 PM

KANAYA: -GREETINGS HUMAN-

3:37 PM

VRISKA: -Turns and glares-

3:38 PM

GRANDMA: oh!! -again- hello. -at the kanaya, but she does wave at rufioh too. what friendly children you all around. except THAT BLUE ONE. she glares back.-

GRANDMA: -back to kanaya- are you in charge of the kitchens? -she assumes that to be the case, since the rest of the people in their right now are drones...-

3:39 PM

RUFIOH: }:) RUFIOH: -old people like me. I'm cute.-

3:40 PM

VRISKA: -You're a dork-

3:41 PM

RUFIOH: -maybe that's why they like me...- RUFIOH: -anyway, he's gathering up his stuff. Or rather, his one napkin and maybe some wrapped sandwiches for later.- RUFIOH: 1'mma head out. 1 gotta check up on gamzee.

3:42 PM

VRISKA: You go do that. May8e consider a shower????????

3:42 PM

RUFIOH: maybe not w1th you 1n m1nd, lmao. -finger guns at her as he waddles off. Where cloun.-

3:43 PM

VRISKA: -WOW!!!!!!!!-

3:48 PM

JAKE: -running into the cafeteria in his new engineering uniform and is looking generally ruffled as well as out of breath. He looks wildly around for his...- Grandma!

JAKE: You made it! -lad scampering up to her-

3:49 PM

GRANDMA: !!! -everything is so exciting... she turns away from the kitchens to greet this enthusiastic child- hi jake! i did make it. :)

3:51 PM

JAKE: -big old beaming grins- Excellemente grandmama!

JAKE: Have you helped yourself to breakfast yet? -puffs himself and looks around the cafeteria. That certainly is a Vriska eating a burrito. He waves at her.-

JAKE: Or... drat. Is it lunchtime now? -he would look at his watch except he doesnt actually have one.-

3:53 PM

GRANDMA: oh, don't worry about me. i ate back at the house. GRANDMA: that's quite a sharp uniform you've got there!

3:53 PM

VRISKA: -puts a hand up but doesn't wave it at jake. he's too happy. what a nerd-

3:55 PM

JANE: -She may or may not be paying close attention to this exchange between max goof and granny goof. What a lovely display. Wait. Granny goof? The goof troupe is expanding rapidly-

3:55 PM

JAKE: That it is!!! -HE'S SO HAPPY- You are looking at the newest transferee to the engineering department! JAKE: -salutes like >8|!!!- So long dreary piles of dishes hello spark plugs and doohickeys!

JAKE: -Oh speaking of hickeys, he suddenly remembers about... Nevermind.-

JAKE: -HE SALUTE-(edited)

3:59 PM

GRANDMA: -where is jane?? she would love to see her, but until the child surfaces, she is fixated on her grandson- aww. i'm so proud of you! GRANDMA: you'll have to show me where you work, later.

4:00 PM

JAKE: Golly! I really might have to! -he's excited for this regardless. Suddenly he spots Jane over yonder.- JAKE: Janeway!!!!!!! -throws his hands up- Gillygal! :D

JAKE: Front and center madam! -regardless of what he's saying, he's waddling towards her at high speeds-

4:04 PM

GRANDMA: jane? -follows his gaze and... welp, follows him too-

4:06 PM

JANE: -What, Jane is everywhere always. Wel, she hops on over there, apron and all, giving a well known bucktooth grin- Top of the morning to you too, Jake. You sure do know how to cause a ballyhoo, don't you?

JANE: -waves at the gran- And who is this? I don't believe we've been introduced.

4:07 PM

JAKE: The greatest ballyhoo for the most darling dollyhoo! -nope Jane is getting a big HUG from the giant jungle bear. Say hello to bara tid.-

4:09 PM

JANE: -Oh no! Is that a very discreet squeeze of a tid that happens? Allow her to act as if it was only surprise that got to her and she tried to hold on to the first appendage she could find-

4:09 PM

GRANDMA: -jane, no...-

4:09 PM

JANE: Well, shucks! That gets rid of an old girls back problems. -She stretches slightly when let go. If let go-

4:11 PM

JAKE: -Of course she's let go! Jake is dazzling like the sunshine itself, he's so happy for his friends to meet up with his grandma- Now then! For introductions! JAKE: This is jolene english. Jane. JAKE: She is my long lost grandma! :D

4:15 PM

JANE: -big grin! Grannies are always welcome in her circle of friends. Allow her to steal your grandma!-

JANE: Why, it sure is a pleasure to meet you, Jolene!

4:21 PM

GRANDMA: -it warms her heart to see these kids getting along so well. and oh, jane looksso much like her dear sister... excuse her if she gets a little emotional. sniff!- it's so wonderful to finally meet you too, jane. -extends her arms for a hug. bara embrace x2 combo-

GRANDMA: i know you don't know me, but i've heard so much about you.

4:23 PM

JAKE: -perks up- Thats right! Are you not janes great aunt dearest grammy?

4:24 PM

JANE: -Oh well, hugs are not bad, allow her to hug back with her lesser bara arms- JANE: All good things, I hope. I never know what kerfuffle Jake manages to jumble up.

4:25 PM

JAKE: -He adores you jane! Why would he ever say a bad thing about you??-

JAKE: -he is just starry-eyed at this exchange-

4:27 PM

GRANDMA: well... yes i am her great aunt! -a wonderful aunt, even-i hope that doesn't come as too much of a surprise to you, jane... that's we're actually related and all. -what do these kids know and what don't they know? oh well! guess she'll find out-

4:32 PM

JANE: -What she knows is very little, so yes, it may come off as a bit strange to her, but in addition, all she knows is already strange so...it's not that much of a huge surprise-

JANE: Though I'd normally swoon in surprise, I seem to have learned to expect the unexpected on this ship. I must say though, I do not mind gaining more family members.

4:34 PM

JAKE: Ill say! -so many goofy grins between Jane and his sweet precious Gma.-

4:34 PM

JANE: -they should have a huge family dinner. invite the entire goof troupe. + dad-

5:07 PM

GRANDMA: oh, what a relief! -she laughs a little at that, finally pilling away from the hug-

5:19 PM

JANE: I am right to assume you will be staying with us for a while then? -Please stay kind granny! Grauntie?-

5:46 PM

GRANDMA: well... hopefully! if certain plans come to fruition, i will stay until they're complete. but regardless, i'll be keeping in contact for sure, in case your crew ever needs anything. :)

5:49 PM

JAKE: -Oh wow, he hadn't really thought about that thing. The thing with the leaving eventually. He's just going to casually disregard that for now.-

5:51 PM

GRANDMA: -great idea!-

6:04 PM

CITRIN: -here comes me. time for citrin to waddle over and cling to jake's leg. I found you!!-

6:04 PM

JAKE: -Baby!!!! Citrin is a great distraction and is obviously going to be picked up.- Well howdy there sport!

6:06 PM

GRANDMA: :o GRANDMA: who's this? CITRIN: -clings to jake's torso now- halo. GRANDMA: aww. hello!

6:09 PM

JAKE: This is citrin! He is dirks adoptive son. :) JAKE: Is he not the sweetest peach in all the land??

JAKE: Say hello to grandma and jane citrin! Hello!!!

6:11 PM

JANE: -Hello there Jane's favorite baby!- Why, look at who it is! Did you come all the way here by yourself, sweetheart? -tickle the baby footies-

6:11 PM

CITRIN: halo. -yes, hello everyone. it's me, citrin. love me.-

CITRIN: -HE GIGGLES AND SQUIRMS-

GRANDMA: -dirk has a child?? INTERESTING. then this baby is practically family, too.- it's a pleasure to meet you, citrin! -pinches at his chubby cheek-

CITRIN: -he is beaming. look at all this attention he's getting. HE LOVES LIFE.-

6:14 PM

JAKE: -holding him up proudly in one arm. Yes everyone. Behold the baby!-

6:14 PM

JANE: -Hold him up like a lion cub and sing circle of life, Jake-

6:17 PM

GRANDMA: -she smiles, just as proud- oh jake, you two look adorable together. :)

6:18 PM

JANE: -Let her tickle the baby tum, Jake. She is tickling it-

6:18 PM

CITRIN: eheheheh!

6:21 PM

JANE: Look at you laddie, growing just as big and strong as all your papas combined. -train this child in the art of bara bara-

6:22 PM

JAKE: -He will absorb the art of STRONG CHUB by sheer exposure.-

6:30 PM

CITRIN: -babbles up at jake and touches his mustache- da. -paps his nose now. good puppy.-

6:33 PM

JAKE: -snorts at the baby hand papping at his face and grins.- So articulate he is grandma!

JAKE: Would you like to hold him?

6:34 PM

GRANDMA: oh, i'd love to. -extends her arms for this fat baby.-

6:35 PM

JAKE: -would the fat baby like to go to Grandma? Jake leans that way in question.- What do you say citrin?

6:37 PM

CITRIN: -HMM well, jake is very warm and squishy... but grandma also looks warm and she has lots of hair for him to try to hide in. he will allow this exchange and reaches back for her.-

GRANDMA: allyoop! -hoists him and holds him to her- aww. aren't you just the sweetest? you remind me so much of jake as baby. -mostly the happy and chubby aspects-

6:39 PM

JAKE: Hehe! -Oh, jeez. He has never wondered about himself as a baby. What the blazes was that like?? He's almost too afraid to ask.-

JAKE: -Almost, that is to say.- I was sweet as a toddler?

6:41 PM

JANE: -She is not sure if she can imagine Jake without a mustache anymore. Mustache baby-

6:41 PM

JAKE: -It is rather fanciful, isn't it, Jane? Maybe he will twirl it for you some time.-

6:42 PM

JANE: -Her envy knows no boundaries. If only she could twirl such a thick, luscious mustache /

6:44 PM

CITRIN: -plays with grandma's hair and tries to hide in it-

GRANDMA: hoo... of course you were, jake. as sweet as you are now.

6:45 PM

JAKE: Oh golly... -plays with his hands and looks off-

JAKE: Well its a grand thing to draw inferences regardless!

6:55 PM

GRANDMA: hehe... you agree though, don't you citrin? you think jake is very sweet!

CITRIN: -chirrs. he doesn't really understand, but he heard his name, so he agrees-

6:55 PM

JAKE: -taking a picture of them with his phone. He will be sending this to dirk.- :)

6:57 PM

DIRK: -will die when he receives it-

7:00 PM

JANE: -Today is a day of murder by cute-

[taskforcetumut]

ATRIUM SECURITY RECORDING 0322

RUFIOH: -jogging around the Atrium. As his punishment for skipping out on his duties as a newly transfered shipman, he's being forced to do 100 laps ON TOP of the regularly scheduled training regime. This shit bites.-

DARKLEER: -As it should.-

RUFIOH: -At least he's used to completing the 88 he usually does. What's 12 more on top of that. Lmao, fuck the police.-

9:49 PM

VRISKA: -Walks on in and watches as Rufioh jogs around the atrium. She remembers how she first met him, and it's a little nostalgic for her. Almost. He's in the paaaaaaaast.- Hey, Nitram!

9:56 PM

RUFIOH: -slows to a stop, actually not breathing all that hard or even breaking much of a sweat. What gives.- bangarang, serket... how's 1t fly1n'? RUFIOH: sweet duds. -eyes her new hairstyle and piercings.-

9:58 PM

VRISKA: -Flips her hair- I know right???????? I see you're still keeping in shape and not sitting around like a loser.

10:02 PM

RUFIOH: -crosses arms- that's one way of putt1ng 1t. RUFIOH: dunno 1f you know, but 1 got the transfer to sh1pmen so... RUFIOH guess we're jamm1n the same department, yo. -Nevermind that he had been absent for the first week of training. Whoops.-

10:03 PM

VRISKA: Seriously? Good thing I got you training so you might have a chance to keep up!

10:05 PM

RUFIOH: you got my foot 1n the door, sure. -snorts with amusement- 1t's been up to me to keep up w1th 1t so... RUFIOH: kudos for me. }:)

10:05 PM

VRISKA: Yeah, I guess you're doing okay.

10:06 PM

RUFIOH: could say the same for you. heh. RUFIOH: 1 gotta say... r1pped up pants 1s a d*mn good look for you.

10:07 PM

VRISKA: -She grins- Thanks. I think so too! Maybe you should try it.

10:09 PM

RUFIOH: can't try what 1've already been rock1n, doll. RUFIOH: where have you been?

10:11 PM

VRISKA: You know, around. Doing cool shit! Like always!

10:16 PM

RUFIOH: r1ght... very 1nformat1ve. (lmao.)

10:17 PM

VRISKA: Doing important shipman stuff. Damn, you're so NOSY. That and hanging out with Meenah!

10:19 PM

RUFIOH: that's better. -nods with satisfaction- but meenah's a cool doll to hang out w1th. RUFIOH: she do1n alr1ght?

10:20 PM

VRISKA: Yeah, she's gr8. Don't think anything could 8ring her down!

10:24 PM

RUFIOH: yeah, tell me about 1t... RUFIOH: k1nd of a shame 1 a1n't seen her around much. RUFIOH: 1dk, maybe she's too cool for company or someth1n. who knows.

10:26 PM

VRISKA: She kind of is. She only hangs out with people EQUALLY cool. Like me.

10:27 PM

RUFIOH: whaaat? RUFIOH: 1 can't even start th1nk1n about what k1nda standards you're look1ng at here. RUFIOH: 1s there a chart 1 can l1ke... check back w1th?

10:28 PM

VRISKA: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You're not making any sense. As usual.

10:29 PM

RUFIOH: don't look at me... you're the one talk1ng about cool factors here. RUFIOH: 1'm just try1ng to level w1th you. (as usual.)

10:35 PM

VRISKA: You know you should really stop mum8ling to yourself like that. I can still hear you.(edited)

10:36 PM

RUFIOH: well techn1cally, you can l1ke... read my m1nd and sh*t. RUFIOH: guess there's no po1nt 1n h1d1ng what 1 have to say.

10:37 PM

VRISKA: So you're going to whisper what you think like a fucking weirdo. Ok!

10:39 PM

RUFIOH: -flicks an ear, kind of annoyed- let's just talk about someth1ng else.

10:40 PM

VRISKA: Sure. How many more laps you gotta run?

10:43 PM

RUFIOH: huh... 1 dunno. a couple. RUFIOH: 1'm hardly feel1n the burn here tho... that's between you and me.

RUFIOH: 1t's k1nda we1rd actually? but y'know... there's craz1er th1ngs.

10:47 PM

VRISKA: You can thank me for that.

VRISKA: You're welcome!!!!!!!!

10:48 PM

RUFIOH: but 1'm not. lol.

10:54 PM

VRISKA: You were getting there.

10:55 PM

RUFIOH: maybe 1'll thank you when you... 1 dunno... RUFIOH: earn 1t or someth1ng.

10:55 PM

VRISKA: Wow!!!!!!!! I earn it all the fucking time!(edited)

10:56 PM

RUFIOH: -smirks a little and shakes his head- ok but cons1der... RUFIOH: someone who's earned someth1ng wouldn't have to stand around ask1ng for 1t. RUFIOH: you get what 1'm say1ng?

10:57 PM

VRISKA: No????????

10:58 PM

RUFIOH: then 1 guess... here we are. -gentle finger guns at her- boom.

11:00 PM

VRISKA: You're such a dork.

11:01 PM

RUFIOH: yeah. and you just got checkmated. RUFIOH: ssssssuck 1111111111t.... -shoulders shake as he snickers-

11:02 PM

VRISKA: You realize you're making no sense right? Or are you just that stupid?

11:04 PM

RUFIOH: -ok now he's getting back to annoyed- you want me to spell 1t out, 1 can. RUFIOH: don't gotta be a b*tch about 1t.

11:05 PM

VRISKA: Sure, call me a 8itch for just saying it like it is. I'm the only one with glo8es enough to do it anyway.

11:05 PM

RUFIOH: sure... and that's about all you got go1ng for you. RUFIOH: as of r1ght now.

11:06 PM

VRISKA: -glares at him- What's your pro8lem????????

11:08 PM

RUFIOH: maybe 1 don't l1ke be1ng called stup1d. -he is just so unbelievably grump right now- or whatever.(edited)

11:11 PM

VRISKA: Jeez, talk a8out overreacting! 8ut ok, guess I'll cater to your preferences 8ecause I'm a nice person.

11:13 PM

RUFIOH: -the bulltroll is only growing more irritated- preferences... l1ke treat1ng me l1ke a decent f*ck1ng troll. RUFIOH: full of herself says what.

11:16 PM

VRISKA: You know what? I got shit to do. 8etter than standing around over here, so I'm gonna go do it. -She's a bit pissed off, too. But at the same time a little turned on? That's weird.- 8ye. -And she goes-

11:17 PM

RUFIOH: weak. -wings are pretty bristly-

11:19 PM

MEULIN: -scribbling down a <3<???? in the bg-

MEULIN: (=⊙ω⊙);;;

11:21 PM

RUFIOH: -there is nothing to see!!! Unless you want to see a Nitram brooding while flexing his muscles and stretching.-

11:32 PM

MEULIN: -SHE IS NOT OPPOSED TO THIS-

MEULIN: d(=^･ω･^=)b

11:33 PM

RUFIOH: -spots Meulin and swipes thumb over his chin as a means to "sup" at her. He's getting at jogging again.-

11:45 PM

MEULIN: -OH. HE NOTICED HER.- b(=^..^=);;

MEULIN: -finally stops being quite as weird and WAVES-

11:50 PM

RUFIOH: -decides to make a beeline for a water bottle. It'd be good to get his mind off some stuff anyway. On the way, he makes a pitstop right by Meulin.- hey, meus. what's up.

11:51 PM

MEULIN: HI, RUFIOH!

MEULIN: ARE YOU EXERCISING?

11:53 PM

RUFIOH: haha... yeah k1nd of. -rubs at his nose as it's feeling a little itchy but he'll LIVE. Slurps at some water.- RUFIOH: you d1dn't see none of that, d1d you? -asks and gestures to the where he and vriska were talking-

11:54 PM

MEULIN: HUH? ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎◞ෆ

MEULIN: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT LADY?

11:56 PM

RUFIOH: yeah... vr1ska. -eyes Meulin a little like why u yell.-

11:56 PM

MEULIN: ARE YOU FURIENDS?

MEULIN: YOU S33MED KIND OF MAD AT EACH OTHER...

11:59 PM

RUFIOH: we're fr1ends. RUFIOH: doesn't stop her from be1ng a dumb*ss somet1mes tho. lol. -whoops.-

11:59 PM

MEULIN: -dangit.... being deaf makes analyzing relationships so much HARDER. she's staring at Rufioh's mouth VERY INTENSELY.-

February 26, 2016

12:01 AM

RUFIOH: -he takes such good care of his teeth. This is a good note to make.- you d1dn't hear that from me.

12:01 AM

MEULIN: -she THINKS she saw the word "friends" but she's not sure what that meant, and she's standing here trying to figure out how to respond- SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

MEULIN: -how appropriately timed-

12:02 AM

RUFIOH: yeah, that's the sp1r1t. }:) -now the dumbass is him-

12:03 AM

MEULIN: -he's smiling!! that's... good????- （ΦωΦ）

MEULIN: UM... DO YOU THINK WE COULD IM SOMETIME?

12:06 AM

RUFIOH: uh... yeah sure. -nods, thinking it's kind of a weird question... but aight. He'll roll with it.- RUFIOH: 1'll catch you later, then. -straightens up and chugs down the rest of the water.- got some laps to do. RUFIOH: seeya meus. -waves at her bye and jogs off-

12:07 AM

MEULIN: OH OKAY! BY333!!

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ATRIUM SECURITY RECORDING 0319

7:47 PM

JOHN: -skates in with socks and windpowers- :D

7:48 PM

VRISKA: -hanging out in the atrium when she sees THIS nerd.- Hey, Egbert!!!!!!!!

7:53 PM

JOHN: hey vriska! highfive me! -HE IS SKATING TOWARDS HER AT HIGH SPEEDS WITH HIS HAND OUTSTRETCHED.-

7:54 PM

KARKAT: =He's watching this and sipping his coffee. Please trip. He's counting on you floor, don't fail him now.=

7:57 PM

JOHN: -oh my god it's going to happen, he is going to highfive vriska while skating around in his socks. and it will be amazing, he is full of hope and life.-

8:00 PM

SOLLUX: -here he comes. surely no shenanigans will befall him this day.-

8:04 PM

JOHN: -don't be silly sollux, all the shenannigans are happening to john, because he entirely misses his mark and is falling flat on his face.-

8:08 PM

SOLLUX: -SNORTS- lma0.

8:08 PM

KARKAT: THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE AFTER ALL. MARK ME DOWN AS A BELIEVER.(edited)

8:09 PM

LATULA: th4t 1s l3g1t th3 s4dd3st th1ng 1 3v3r s4w.

8:10 PM

KARKAT: HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AROUND?? WITH YOUR EYES. AT ALL?

8:10 PM

LATULA: TH3 S4DD3ST.

8:10 PM

JOHN: -yes, his tail bone hurts and he is almost as blind as sollux because his eyes went flying somewhere, BUT it was good comedy- god, i am so funny.

8:10 PM

SOLLUX: yeah, kk's like. right there. -gestures at him-

8:10 PM

LATULA: 3V3R.

8:11 PM

SOLLUX: smh.

8:11 PM

JOHN: -slowly gets to his feet- fuck! your voices sound angelic. especially you, karkat. sweet, beautiful karkat. will you point me in the direction of my glasses?

8:13 PM

SOLLUX: -actually cringes at "sweet, beautiful karkat"- yes, please get him his glasses. wake him fr0m this dream.

8:13 PM

JOHN: (wake me up inside)

8:13 PM

KARKAT: =CRINGES AS WELL= NO.

8:14 PM

JOHN: ....please?

JOHN: and by pointing i mean just, telling me where they are because i wouln't even be abl eto see you point, lol.

8:14 PM

KARKAT: =Actually he's just gonna go pick them up= I SHOULD SHOVE THESE IN A POTTED PLANT. WHICH ONE? NO ONE KNOWS.

8:14 PM

JOHN: karkat, please.

8:15 PM

KARKAT: =Sips coffee, well slurps it so he knows he's sipping coffee. SLRP=

8:15 PM

JOHN: you'd really do that to me. after all of the two times we've spoken to eachother?

JOHN: jeez.

JOHN: you think you vaguely know a guy...and then he betrays you.

8:17 PM

SOLLUX: (put them in the waste chute.)

8:17 PM

KARKAT: FUCK. THAT'S A MUCH BETTER PLAN.

8:17 PM

JOHN: that's ...a little kinkier than i was picturing our options going.

JOHN: please don't do that.

8:18 PM

SOLLUX: i'm 0ffering up 0pti0ns.(edited)

8:18 PM

KARKAT: WHAT SOLLUX FANTASIZES ABOUT ISN'T ANY CONCERN OF YOURS JOHN. CHRIST.

KARKAT: =Just brings him the glasses to end this dumbness=

8:19 PM

JOHN: -takes them- karkat you are my hero.

JOHN: and sollux, i just wanna clarify that i also really respect you and don't judge you at all for whatever happens on the other side of that ball pit.

8:20 PM

SOLLUX: suck my gl0bes, egbert.

8:20 PM

JOHN: yes, even that.

8:20 PM

SOLLUX: uunngghghhh.

8:20 PM

JOHN: (hehehhehehhe)

8:21 PM

KARKAT: I DON'T LIKE THAT COMMENT OR THAT NOISE.

KARKAT: THIS ISN'T A CONVERSATION I NEED TO AUDITORILY WITNESS.

8:21 PM

SOLLUX: y0u can als0 suck my gl0bes.

SOLLUX: this is a f0rmal invitati0n t0 every0ne present.

8:22 PM

KARKAT: WE'VE DISCUSSED YOUR UNHEALTHY OBSESSION IN GETTING IN MY OVERLYHEATED REDBLOODED SLACKS AND THE ANSWER IS STILL. FUCK NO. KARKAT: NO TO ALL OF THAT THAT YOU'VE GOT GOING ON OVER THERE.

8:22 PM

JOHN: no, we need to take advantage of this. i hardly ever get to talk to either of you. let me pick your brain! tell me what's going on in your lives.

-SITS ODWN AND CHINHANDS AT THEM-

8:23 PM

SOLLUX: kk y0u are like s0 five sweeps ag0 it's n0t even funny just let it g0. SOLLUX: y0u are embarrassing j0hn.

8:23 PM

VRISKA: Wow, if this isn't loser central!

VRISKA: -so punk it hurts-

8:23 PM

JOHN: hey vriska. sorry. i thought you were having some kind of episode or drooling like a vegetable.

JOHN: it's a shame we didn't get to do that highfive though.

8:24 PM

VRISKA: Hey! I was distracted! I only particip8 in epic high fives.

8:24 PM

SOLLUX: why did y0u have t0 ackn0wledge her.

8:25 PM

KARKAT: BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LEARN.

8:25 PM

JOHN: i always acknwoledge vriska!

8:25 PM

SOLLUX: clearly.

8:25 PM

KARKAT: SEE! HE JUST ADMITTED IT.

8:25 PM

JOHN: sh eresponsd well to it. look, she's smiling at us and talking a lot.

8:25 PM

VRISKA: Not all of us are 8lind, Captor. Just 8ecause you are doesn't mean everyone else has to pretend to 8e too. Talk a8out LAAAAAAAAME!

8:25 PM

JOHN: hehehe. this is great.

8:25 PM

KARKAT: SOLLUX YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL YOU'RE BLIND RIGHT NOW.

KARKAT: WHEN I CAN FORMULATE WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT I'LL SHARE WHAT HOTMESS HOOFBEASTSHIT HAS BEEN SHOVED IN MY FIELD OF VISION.

8:27 PM

VRISKA: Oh, Karkat, you try to hide your compliments in weird words no one understands 8ut I hear them! ::::)

8:27 PM

SOLLUX: wake me up when it's all 0ver.

8:27 PM

KARKAT: THE RIDE NEVER ENDS. =slurps coffee= IT'S NEVER OVER.

8:27 PM

JOHN: see, i would've asked you for help with the glasses thing too, but i figured since your blind you might have a hard time with that. except you also say you smell things. in fact i have no fcuking idea what's going on with your blindness or how it works.

8:28 PM

VRISKA: Yeah, Sollux is 8asically useless.

8:28 PM

SOLLUX: it makes perfect fucking sense. except n0 it d0esn't, it makes n0 sense and even i d0n't fucking get it s0 welc0me t0 the club.

8:29 PM

JOHN: as a friend, i am troubled. as a doctor i am also troubled.

8:29 PM

SOLLUX: the sh0rt answer is terezi. the l0ng answer is als0 terezi.

8:29 PM

JOHN: i already don't like it...

8:29 PM

SOLLUX: fuck y0u, tz's awes0me.

8:30 PM

VRISKA: She's a LITTLE cooler than you guys.

8:30 PM

JOHN: yeah, sure. she's very talented and i enjoy her company. and so far everyone else i have ever met likes her a lot too. but that's not everything.

8:30 PM

KARKAT: SHE'S PRETTY GODDAMN GREAT.

8:30 PM

JOHN: goddamn it.

8:30 PM

DIRK: -he's here now, just hanging around. he's not saying anything tho.-

8:30 PM

KARKAT: = Come over we're talking about how awesome Terezi is=

8:31 PM

SOLLUX: that's basically all y0u need t0 kn0w.

8:31 PM

DIRK: -he's here for this-

8:31 PM

VRISKA: It's inevita8le more people are flocking to me. You don't have to 8e such a lamey OUTCAST Dirk!

8:32 PM

KARKAT: HE'S STANDING THERE BECAUSE HE SAW YOU AND DIDN'T WANT TO APPROACH.

8:32 PM

SOLLUX: lma0 tr00.

8:32 PM

KARKAT: IF HE TOOK OFF THOSE STUPID GLASSES YOU'D SEE HE WAS FULL OF PURE REGRET.

8:32 PM

JOHN: dirk! dirk!!!!! HEY! dirk! -he's screaming-

8:33 PM

DIRK: -GOSH he sure is popular. he's gonna bask in the attention for a moment by just staring at them and not coming over.-(edited)

8:33 PM

SOLLUX: -facepalm-

8:33 PM

KARKAT: THAT'S IT. HE'S BROKEN. GOOD JOB.

8:33 PM

JOHN: -good because he needs to be more embarassing. he starts drwaing out syllables.- diiiiiiiirk!

8:34 PM

KARKAT: JOHN STOP.

8:34 PM

SOLLUX: dirk please answer him bef0re i strangle him.

8:34 PM

KARKAT: OR DON'T.

8:35 PM

JOHN: -has a fuckign conniption. it looks like the holy spriit is moving through him- diiiiiiiirk!

8:35 PM

DIRK: ...

DIRK: Hi John.

8:35 PM

SOLLUX: 0h my fucking g0d finally.

8:35 PM

JOHN: what's up!

8:35 PM

KARKAT: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TRAINED PROFESSIONAL WHO MIGHT HAVE OUR LIVES IN HIS HANDS. KARKAT: WHO'S POOR CHOICE WAS THAT?

8:35 PM

JOHN:  :D

JOHN: i think it was eridan's choice. but don't discount my medical prowess karkat. jsut wait until you get hurt again and you will see.

JOHN; dirk should know. he gets fucked up every five minuites.

8:36 PM

SOLLUX: .... -squint-

SOLLUX: -don't remind him-

8:36 PM

VRISKA: That's 8ecause Dirk doesn't have any luck.

8:36 PM

DIRK: -wanders over and shrugs- True.

DIRK: No, that is not true.

DIRK: The thing John said is true.

8:37 PM

VRISKA: Yeah it is!

VRISKA: What I said!

8:37 PM

DIRK: I have lots of luck. It is just typically bad.

8:37 PM

KARKAT: I'LL GROOBLE MY OWN MEDICAL PROCEDURES UNLESS I'M UNCONSCIOUS. THEN SOMEONE GROOBLE IT FOR ME OR JUST LET ME GO.

8:37 PM

JOHN: not right now. you get to be here, hanging out with us.

JOHN: pshh. karkat. acting like he doesn't want me to hypothetically save his life.

8:39 PM

SOLLUX: yeah 0k kk, y0u can pr0bably st0p being such a paran0id fuck half a sweep 0f b0nding later.

8:39 PM

VRISKA: Dirk just can't catch a 8r8k!

8:39 PM

DIRK: -also true.-

8:40 PM

KARKAT: IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT PARANOIA ANYMORE SOLLUX. IT'S ABOUT CIRCUMSTANCE.

8:40 PM

SOLLUX: the circumstance 0f being paran0id?

SOLLUX: please enlighten me.

8:41 PM

DIRK: -he's pleased to see sollux out and about and sassing people up. he's so proud.-

8:41 PM

KARKAT: SHUT YOUR SHIT I DON'T OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION FOR ANYTHING.

KARKAT: IF I WANT TO BE VAGUE THAT'S MY CHOICE. GO BOND THAT.

8:41 PM

SOLLUX: y0u'll 0we me an explanati0n if y0u d0 s0mething dumb trying t0 suture y0ur 0wn ass.

8:41 PM

JOHN: -NO, DON'T STOP. HE IS ABSORBING ALL OF THIS.-

8:41 PM

SOLLUX: where will we be then?

8:42 PM

VRISKA: Look at this invigor8ting convers8tion. Wow!!!!!!!! I am soooooooo entertained. Not!

8:42 PM

KARKAT: THERE'S NO WE, HOW IS WE COMING INTO PLAY IN TERMS OF ME FINDING A HOW TO PERFORM COMPLEX MEDICAL PROCEDURES FOR FUCKING MORONS PDF ONLINE?

KARKAT: OH MY GOD. THEN LEAVE OR SHUT UP. BOTH ASSHOLES SHUT UP.

KARKAT: ASSHOLES BEING YOU TWO OF A VARYING DEGREE.

8:43 PM

SOLLUX: up shit creek with a h0rrend0usly stapled spinal crevice is the c0rrect resp0nse t0 that.

8:43 PM

KARKAT: THAT'S NOT HOW WE FOLLOW DIRECTIONS SOLLUX.

8:44 PM

SOLLUX: y0u can't learn c0mplex medical pr0cedures fr0m a pdf, shit tit.

8:44 PM

KARKAT: FUCKING WATCH ME.

8:44 PM

VRISKA: It's kind of cute, Karkat thinking he can teach himself advanced medical procedures. Isn't it, John????????

8:44 PM

DIRK: -watches with much interest. this is good shit.-(edited)

8:44 PM

KARKAT: OH.

KARKAT: MY GOD.

8:45 PM

JOHN: yeah...typically you need medical school. but don't let me tell you how to live your life. you can defintiley try to learn. except if you got in the way of me practicing actual medicine, i would ruthlessly crush you. hahaha.

8:45 PM

KARKAT: VRISKA DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE ELSE TO BE ANNOYING AT?

8:45 PM

SOLLUX: yeah, i was shit talking kk, y0u can keep y0ur grimy mandibles 0ut 0f this.(edited)

8:46 PM

VRISKA: I know you can 8oth appreci8 my company but you can't handle actually having something positive to say a8out ANY8ody. Also this is why John is on my team. ::::)

8:46 PM

JOHN: is this your way of saying you want to volunteer in the infirmarmy? because i accept! :D

JOHN: (i'm on your team? what team)

8:47 PM

SOLLUX: i w0uld re: terezi again but i seri0usly d0n't even feel c0mpelled t0 f0rmulate a pr0per resp0nse t0 that.

8:47 PM

KARKAT: NO, SHE MEANS SAYING ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT SHITTY PEOPLE.

8:47 PM

DIRK: -he has positive things to say about MY ASS-

8:47 PM

SOLLUX: 0h, yeah.

8:48 PM

JOHN: to be honest i wasn't really paying attention to that par tof the conversation, so i'm sort of lost.

8:48 PM

DIRK: -leaves them for a moment to go get food-

8:49 PM

VRISKA: John's superior medical skills are why he's on my team! He is a really 8ad shit talker.

8:49 PM

KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW HE DOES FINE COMMUNICATING WITH YOU. =slurp=

8:49 PM

JOHN: wow, i'm flattered. not surprised at all but very flattered.

8:49 PM

SOLLUX: -snRK WHEEZES-

8:50 PM

VRISKA: Karkat, you're hilarious! Why don't you quit your jo8 in security for one in comedy? Oh right, 8ecause NO ONE WOULD LAUGH.

8:50 PM

JOHN: bu tyou jsut said he was hilarious.

8:50 PM

SOLLUX: idk i am definitely laughing.

8:50 PM

KARKAT: APPARENTLY I'M IN THE WRONG LINE OF WORK.

8:51 PM

SOLLUX: y0u've g0t a gift.(edited)

8:51 PM

JOHN: and i thought your act at the talent show was hilarious. i would definitely watch that, like every day.(edited)

JOHN: and not even just because my girlriend was in it too.

8:52 PM

KARKAT: YEAH SHE WAS PRETTY FUN TO WORK WITH.

8:52 PM

VRISKA: Feferi's pretty gr8.

8:53 PM

JOHN: -superman poses proudly-

8:53 PM

KARKAT: =Gross. But adorable=

8:53 PM

SOLLUX: -oddly quiet about this. maybe he didn't totally realize feferi was dating john?? give him a second to process this-

8:56 PM

VRISKA: Ok standing here, I'm noticing all of your outfits really suck!!!!!!!!

8:56 PM

JOHN: -raises hand- my outfit doesn't suck.

8:56 PM

KARKAT: I'M GOING TO TRY AND GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT WITH YOUR OPINION FACTORED INTO IT. KARKAT: .... YEAH, STILL NOTHING.

8:57 PM

DIRK: -comes back like exfuckingcuse you I am dressed to impress-(edited)

8:57 PM

VRISKA: Karkat, you are the worst of them all. You should take advantage of our friendship and let me help you!

8:58 PM

KARKAT: OUR WHAT

8:58 PM

JOHN: what do you have against cute unfiorms??? or labcoats??

8:58 PM

KARKAT: CUTE WHAT

8:59 PM

JOHN: -raises voice- UNIFORMS.

8:59 PM

KARKAT: NO. NO NO.

8:59 PM

SOLLUX: -facepalms-

8:59 PM

DIRK: -he has nachos. would sollux like a nacho? he knows the answer is yes. that's why he's raising a nacho to sollux's face-

8:59 PM

JOHN: vriska i am really concerned here.

8:59 PM

VRISKA: 8ecause you can't let your occup8tion define how you dress! That's just dum8.

9:00 PM

JOHN: i think i am going to need you to get you your very own labcoat, because you may not know this but civillians who are not doctors can also wear them.

9:00 PM

VRISKA: I look fucking awesome! I'm not going to wear a la8coat.

VRISKA: For huge NERDS.

9:00 PM

DIRK: Ok, but have you seen the way this uniform defines my ass?(edited)

9:00 PM

KARKAT: WELL IT'S TIME TO ME TO LEAVE. =goes to get food=

9:01 PM

VRISKA: No one's looking at your ass, Strider. Sorry, 8ut them's the 8r8ks!

9:02 PM

DIRK: Everyone is looking at my ass, Vriska.

9:02 PM

JOHN: okay, but i think the important thing here is for you to recognize that labcoats are awesome and i look great in one.

9:02 PM

DIRK: Back me up here, John.

9:04 PM

JOHN: what? abotu your keister???

9:04 PM

DIRK: Obviously.

9:04 PM

SOLLUX: -muffled around nacho- y0u're already backing y0urself up.

SOLLUX: eheheh.

9:05 PM

VRISKA: Get a fucking room!

9:06 PM

DIRK: No. -smooches sollux's cheek just to annoy her-

DIRK: -also because he's there and he tends to just do that-

9:07 PM

JOHN: i can't do that dirk! you will just have to stand up and defend your own ass.

9:08 PM

DIRK: You can too.

9:08 PM

VRISKA: Gr8 work teamm8!(edited)

9:09 PM

JOHN: vriska!!!!!!!! you don't understand. dirk's ass is very important to his self esteem. i can't betray him.

9:09 PM

VRISKA: An ass 8ased self esteem? REALLY?

9:10 PM

JOHN: i am not well equipped to explain it!

9:11 PM

DIRK: ... -just eats nachos silently-

9:12 PM

JAKE: -passing by when he spots John. Nevermind Dirk and Sollux being there. Jake is retreating out of sight...-

JAKE: -before running in at TOP SPEEDS to barrel crash into John straight outta nowhere!!!-

JAKE: CONSTANT VIGILIANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:12 PM

JOHN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9:12 PM

VRISKA: W8sted.

9:12 PM

JOHN: -AS SOON AS HE RECOVERS- lab coat smother! pssshAAW!

-STRANGLES IN COAT-

9:13 PM

SOLLUX: ... i'm n0t even surprised.

9:13 PM

JAKE: -tolerates a little wrestling before landing a punch to his gut- Youll have to try better than THAT meistro!!! JAKE: Hello dirk hello sollux hello vriska! :D

9:13 PM

DIRK: -fucking incredible.-

9:13 PM

JOHN: -this kills the john, he collapses-

9:13 PM

DIRK: Hello, Jake.

9:14 PM

JOHN: @__@

9:14 PM

JAKE: Well. -there he goes- JAKE: TOODLES EVERYONE! -RUNS OUTTA THERE-

9:14 PM

VRISKA: Uh, 8ye????????

9:14 PM

JOHN: revenge.....ha....fuck...-holding his belly and laying there-

JOHN: he punches so hard.

9:15 PM

VRISKA: -nudges john with her foot- You'll just have to get 8etter at it!

VRISKA: I can work with that.

9:15 PM

JOHN: it's okay...he's stupid....i'll get him.

9:16 PM

ROSE: -GONNA JUST SNEAK IN ALL QUIETLY- ROSE: -she is floating there-

9:16 PM

DIRK: ... There he goes.

9:16 PM

ROSE: It's stunning, really.

9:16 PM

VRISKA: All right, John, get up!

9:17 PM

SOLLUX: -crunches nachos slowly-

9:17 PM

JOHN: nah, i'm good...

JOHN: can you bring me a bagel.

9:17 PM

VRISKA: No, John! You have to get up! You're 8etter than this.

9:17 PM

JOHN: am i better enough for a bagel?

9:18 PM

VRISKA: You're 8etter enough to get the 8agel yourself.

9:18 PM

JOHN: that's so dissapointing.

JOHN: -floats to his feet- also, dirk totally beat you to it as far as training me goes. of course, it would be fun to do it with you too. i'm just letting you know.

9:20 PM

DIRK: -thumbs up and shades glint. he is the best sensai.-

9:20 PM

JOHN: :D

9:21 PM

VRISKA: You're missing out, John. Just letting you know!

9:24 PM

JOHN: aw c'mon. i still think it would be fun. i've been trying to work out more lately, you know.

JOHN: actually haha, i'm kind of dissapointed that i had literally no effect on jake since i've been working so hard. but you know, it's cool. haha.

9:26 PM

VRISKA: (That's 8ecause I'm the 8etter trainer.)

9:27 PM

JOHN: that is definitley...an opinion!

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[06:31] -- chrysophilistCenticide [CC] began pestering arachnurasGall [VRISKA:] at 18:31 --

[06:31] CC: yo

[06:31] CC: yo gill

[06:31] CC: you there serk

[06:31] AG: Hey! ::::)

[06:31] AG: I'm here.

[06:33] CC: gotta say i aint too pleased right now

[06:34] AG: Anything to do with the fact that we're off the fucking ground????????

[06:35] CC: yeeeeeeeep 38\

[06:35] CC: and NAUGHT gettin priceless treasure

[06:36] AG: It's like they didn't even give us a chance! Ugh. 8etter hope the next planet has something awesome!

[06:39] CC: yeaaah no shit

[06:39] CC: now im back to being CODDAMN-ED BOR-ED AS S)(ELL

[06:40] AG: Yeah, it sucks. 8ut the good thing is we can make plans. 8uild up a kick-ass team for treasure hunting!

[06:40] AG: No losers allowed!

[06:41] CC:: whale dont reely feel like makin no plans when we dont efin know where were goin next

[06:42] AG: Yeah. Ugh, if it's some place dum8 I will take Eridan DOWN.

[06:45] CC: seareelisly

[06:45] CC: tell me youre at least enjoyin all the shit ive been leafin you

[06:46] AG: Oh fuck yeah! Even if I have to hit the gym harder to eat all of it. Soooooooo worth it.

[06:47] CC: dam are you actually workin all it off

[06:47] AG: Most of it! What are you trying to do, fatten me up? :::;)

[06:48] CC: mebby 38;)

[06:48] CC: a lil tum nebber hurt no one

[06:48] CC: sides its fuckin adorable

[06:49] AG: I don't disappoint. I've got a liiiiiiiittle stomach. And it's fucking adora8le.

[06:50] CC: shell yes

[06:50] CC: knew my relentless assault on you with the goods would pay off

[06:51] AG: Whatever keeps you 8aking!

[06:53] CC: i got some fresh goods if youre finterested

[06:54] AG: I'll take them off your hands. No guarantees I'll eat it all now!

[06:56] CC: shore thing yo

[07:12] AG: What kind of stuff you got?

[07:17] CC: donuts an brownies this time

[07:17] CC: was tryin somfin new

[07:17] AG: DONUTS????????

[07:20] CC: dam we got a donut fan

[07:20] AG: Fuck yeah you do!

[07:21] CC: my place or yours

[07:22] AG: You can come over!

[07:23] CC: right on

[07:23] MEENAH: *AND SHE'S VERY QUICKLY OVER, with several boxes of donuts*

[07:28] VRISKA: -The door's already open, and Vriska looks excited- Hey!!!!!!!!

[07:29] VRISKA: Give me the donuts!

[07:53] MEENAH: dam someones eVRISKA:er *hands over the donut boxes* aint efin gunna invite me in first huh

[07:54] VRISKA: Nope! -She closes the door and then opens it right up VRISKA:ain with a grin.- Get your ass in here, Peixes!

[07:54] MEENAH: thats more like it *STRUTS ON IN, immediately going to make herself at hom on vriska's bed*

[07:56] VRISKA: -Goes to sit next to her with one of the 8oxes, setting it down and taking a 8ite into the first donut- FUFF.

[07:57] MEENAH: never efin made donuts but im shore they taste betta than anyfin youve ever had donutwise anywaves 38)

[07:57] VRISKA: -She swallows- Yeah! I gotta say yeah to that one.

[07:59] MEENAH: *meenah GRINS and takes a look down at vriska's tum* dawwwww *pinches it*

[07:59] VRISKA: -She swats her hand and laughs.- This 8n't some wiggler's cheeks!

[08:00] MEENAH: *SNICKERS*

[08:15] VRISKA: -Laughs with her 8ecause she can't help it.- You have a pro8lem.

[08:16] MEENAH: nah pretty shore you do

[08:16] MEENAH: dont reely know anyone who knocks em back like you do

[08:16] VRISKA: That's 8ecause I'm talented.

[08:18] MEENAH: shore are 38) *pats her tum before giving her a SMOOCH on the cheek*

[08:19] VRISKA: ::::) -side eyes her with a grin-

[08:23] MEENAH: someones lookin sly *nuzzles*

[08:23] VRISKA: I'm just thinking that may8e you're cute too. May8e.

[08:24] MEENAH: oh yeah huh

[08:32] VRISKA: Yeah. Just a little.

[08:41] MEENAH: uh huuuuh shore *pokes at her sides*

[08:43] VRISKA: -Squirms- Okay, may8e

[08:43] VRISKA: MORE than that.

[08:45] MEENAH: yeah thats what i thought

[08:48] VRISKA: So, did you miss me? That why you sending me so much stuff?

[08:48] VRISKA: you're*

[08:49] MEENAH: could be it

[08:51] VRISKA: Yeah????????

[09:09] MEENAH: yeah shore if you wanna think that

[09:10] VRISKA: I do. So it's true!