#turbotopenmic

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i DON'T need them to kiss i need them to come to the sobering realisation that their souls are merged and no part of them is extricable from the other anymore

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Happy "The Moment" to all who celebrate

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Queen Desire to King Shrewd:

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Aborted autopilot: i would love to fly this ship for you. is what i would have said.... if i hadn't been aborted

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kingdom come deliverance is an interesting game because I keep wanting to play it, but I almost never end a session in anything other than a boiling rage. the definition of ragequit. I hate it. I will be playing it again tomorrow.

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if you're sharing your screen at work, you really gotta remember to set your messages to do not disturb. Or one day your poor and hapless co-worker will message "I must not quit my job to become a cat barista" on the work group chat and this will be beamed directly into the eyes of an entire cohort of new students. I'm cat barista guy now. I'll never have respect.

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I think the funniest thing about slow horses is that river cartwright really believes he is the protagonist. He does not know this is an ensemble cast.

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love that you can report tumblr ads for autoplaying audio like how very dare you interrupt Sir Terry himself to try to sell me on some kind of scam. get in the void.