#turtle is crying

[kurtlyturtle]

I fucking hate Mr Plankton

Shit made me cry like a baby

[salvadorprincess]

i saw so many hot guys today

and then when we left we were at a stoplight and i turned over to my right and the driver looked like chris fucking evans except he wasn't fucking chris evans but he winked at me, HE WINKED AT ME. 

forever crying because life has cursed me with such terrible sightings of such beautiful guys that i will never be able to have and i'll then have to settle for some guy that's probably going to be shorter then me and omfg my life sucks.

but seriously if i can't have Niall, i better fucking get the hottie at ikea.