#turtle robot

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Little sketch part of a trade with Aiden_J_master.

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[alexcaninnit]

Have some solarpunk farm robots c:

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

BRINGS WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE TERM, "TURTLE POWER."

PIC INFO: Spotlight on a custom MFS-022 Archelon LEGO® Mech, a "Turtle Mech." Artwork by "Moko," c. December 2018.

"Continiuing from his recent transforming jellyfish mech, the superstar LEGO mecha builder Moko makes a more defensive, turtle-themed one. Do not let its protective posture fool you — this turtle is armed as heavily as it is armoured!

The animal form is great, but the turtle-like elements extend to the mech form as well, with its bulky shape, as well as a beak-like forehead. All the wedges on the back, set at complementing angles, make for a convincing turtle shell that gives an imposing presence to the mech form as well."

-- THE BROTHERS BRICK (LEGO® art blogspot)

Source: www.flickr.com/photos/legodoumoko/32481928848.

[captainexplody]

Turtle Robot

Billy Drillerson is playing with his favourite toy of all, Turtle Robot. Turtle Robot is a robot turtle. It has four stumpy little legs that walk along almost as slow as a regular turtle, but also this robot turtle has cool metal parts and stuff, so it’s way better than a regular turtle. Billy Drillerson pushes forwards on the controls eagerly, and Turtle Robot walks forwards slowly, eventually reaching a fence. Billy keeps his thumb pressed forwards on the controls, and Turtle Robot just pushes against the fence gently with its head, being forced to walk forwards forever, or until Billy Drillerson gets bored of making him do such a tedious task. Another boy walks up to Billy Drillerson, eager to see what is going on.

Scott ScottScott: Hey Billy, what have you got there?

Billy Drillerson: It’s Turtle Robot, my bestest and mostest favourite toy of all. It’s so cool.

Scott ScottScott: What does it do?

Billy Drillerson: What DOESN’T it do?

Scott ScottScott: Ok, what doesn’t it do then?

Billy Drillerson: It doesn’t do loads of things.

Scott ScottScott: Oh. Ok, what DOES it do then?

Billy Drillerson: It acts like a turtle. 

Scott ScottScott: That sounds like a shit robot.

Billy Drillerson: It’s not shit, it’s so totally cool and awesome!

Scott ScottScott: Show me what it does that’s so cool then.

Billy Drillerson: Ok, watch THIS!

Billy Drillerson starts to poke at his little remote control, and Turtle Robot buzzes to life slowly, walking around in a little circle. Billy presses a special button, and Robot Turtle lowers itself to the ground slowly, it’s metallic tummy pressed against the ground. The tiny little turtle limbs then slowly retract into the metal body, leaving just a shiny shell. Billy Drillerson turns back to Scott ScottScott, beaming with joy.

Billy Drillerson: See? Look, it’s being a turtle!

Scott ScottScott: That’s bullshit. Watch this.

Scott ScottScott pulls back his leg and swiftly kicks the robot turtle shell across the garden, out onto the road where a big semi truck runs over it immediately. 

Scott ScottScott: Ha, what a shit toy. Alright, see ya.

Scott ScottScott pats Billy Drillerson playfully on the shoulder, and then walks away. Billy stares out onto the road, at his most beloved toy and friend, Turtle Robot, smashed to bits by a careless and selfish person interfering in his life for no reason. That’s the day Billy Drillerson started murdering people real good.