#turtle tyrant

[rockyfellasfort]

When you haven't played Smash in a long while and your main finally sees you again

[rockyfellasfort]

Thinkin bout how probably bc of my anxiety and ocd, I lean towards villainous characters with grey morality bc they don't give a fuck, something I struggle with, but they are also kinda shitty people so I don't feel like they'd judge me for things I did or think I did.

I feel like if I vented to Bowser, he'd pat me on the head or give me a hug while Grimmjow would just be like "Get the fuck over it" before shoving me out of his lap bc I plopped down on it like he was Santa Claus

[sagedeleau-blog]

@turtle-tyrant

               “--and just what business does a DODONGO have with me?”

[flatandmonochrome]

turtle-tyrant

Oh no it's the giant fire-breathing turtle monster. There is only one thing to do in a moment like this.

Stand back Bowser. Game and Watch has a terrified turtle as a weapon, and he is not afraid to use it.

[askwendyokoopa]

Happy Father's Day

[magnanimousmonarch-archive]

HEY, TOADSTOOL! How's about you quit fooling around with that floating crap and give us a twirl! Show us the SPIN JUMP!... And maybe some leg! Bwahaha!

As if I would do anything to please you. You... YOU... BIG JERK!

Hmph. Pardon me for my language but you just make me so upset at times. I'll have you know that floating has been my trademark for years now. And I can twirl as well. Thank you very much. I'm not sure if we can say the same for you. How long does it take you to spin around once, hm? Using your minions to help you spin doesn't count either! 

[magnanimousmonarch-archive]

POP OFF DOUCHEBAG. *Roller skates the fuck outta here.*

I don't even know what that means... Surprised you even fit into those roller skates. Pft! Hee Hee

[magnanimousmonarch-archive]

Pyros are stupid.

Mmph mmmph mph-mph mmph mmmmph!

But... he's so cuuuuuuuuuuteeeeee. Look at him. ♥♥