#turtle-tyrant

[dededaio-blog]

♚ - @turtle-tyrant Continued!

For the love of cherry pie why was he such a hot-head? It would be hypocritical to say that Dedede wasn’t but when Bowser got all riled up he was virtually impossible to talk to. 

Dedede folded his arms and turned his gaze elsewhere. Anywhere would be a great deal nicer to look at than inside of this rust bucket!

The latter king’s bellowing is muffled and sets the tone for just how eerie it is being out here in…hold up! Was that just?…No it couldn’t be. They had passed this dang tree three times already and every time it started to appear more like…Whispy…Woods…They were lost in Whispy Woods?! At least they were safe in this ridiculous tin can of Bowser’s and-The engine began to sputter it’s last breath of oil. Great. Just great. Now they were stuck here.

❝ Well I declare, she’s dun dud. ❞ To emphasise his ‘declaration’ Dedede gave a kick to the vehicle. Truth be told King Dedede knew exactly how much trouble the pair of them were in right now! Whispy Woods was renown for being a traveller trap, especially at night! Everywhere you would turn the trees seemed to be aligned the same. Navigating your way out of these woods was near impossible even in the daylight.

Bowser was already feeling the heat by looks of things but then again the koopa was always throwing his weight about. What was he trying to prove anyway?

❝ What?! Walk?! ❞ Bowser’s form may have been able to cope with trekking miles upon miles but Dedede was far too lazy and overweight for that. With a groan of protest Dedede slid himself out of the passenger seat and groggily stepped towards Bowser. ❝ Chicken legs? Listen hear I ain’t no chicken, shell head! I’ma...-eh?  ❞ Well what species of bird he is is irrelevant. ❝ I ain’t no chicken. ❞

Bowser’s attempts to hush his words did nothing to stifle what was already coming from this beak. ❝ Hah, ya ain’t foolin’ me, Bows'eh, I know’s'yer lost ‘cus ya don’t even know what neck of the woods yer in. ❞

Rather than following the intransigent Bowser the King of Dreamland attempted to oppose him by blocking his path. ❝ You ain’t had no idea where we been goin’ all day an’ if I follow you we’s'gonna be lost all night! This here ain’t no ordinary woods. This here is Whispy Woods! ❞ That was right and in the overbearing darkness of the night sky this place was dark and ominous…extremely dark and ominous for that matter.

Somehow he still manged to follow in toe of Bowser and due to his rotund exterior he could not go as far as the the latter without becoming overwhelming exhausted. This was a mere twenty minutes into their travels on foot.

 ❝ I don’t wanna be lost in these here creep'eh woods! I’m…worn slap out. I need t'sit down… and I miss m’bed! ❞ He whined, panting in between his words.

King Dedede plopped himself down onto the ground in a state of pouting and stubbornly refused to press on any further. ❝ This is all your fault! ❞

[bananabraiined-moved]

*GLARING INTENSIFIES*

[froggymechanic]

@turtle-tyrant

Oh look, it that troublesome fire-breathing turtle. Out and about. Most likely already causing or about to cause some trouble.

. . . .

“...Yeah, I think I’m just gonna turn around and act like I didn’t see him.”

[thenimbusprince-blog]

( @turtle-tyrant liked for a starter!)

    “W-wait, are you serious right now!?”

 A part of Mallow wondered whether or not Bowser was actually being serious when he demanded that he, Mario, and Geno become honorary members of his “Koopa Troop”. Well, now he could put that little qualm to rest, because here was the Koopa King, clear as day, barking an order at the young boy to go into the (possibly literal) belly of the beast to scope things out so that he and the rest of their team won’t have to.

     “Hey c-come on! I c-can’t go in there on my own!”

[munchingmelons]

-Nibbles on your neck lighty.- Mineee

“Oohhhh heeheeee!” Yoshi squeaked a high pitched happy shriek as Bowser bit gently at the bottom of his neck. Then his arms wiggled as he giggled and blushed.

Yoshi’s arm reached up and curled round to hug onto the koopa king’s head in the hopes that he could keep him close for a little longer.

“Where’d you come fwom? Heehee”

[plungingfalls]

@turtle-tyrant​

Who was that big bad looking guy? He was big, and he was bad looking, and he had stomped his way into the Sprixie Kingdom before.

Plessie wondered what he could do. He worried if he didn’t do anything his friends the Sprixies might be in trouble again. This was not good.

[adventurousgorilla-blog]

turtle-tyrant landed on DK Isle

Donkey Kong heard a familiar roaring closing in on the island, punctuated by a crash. Inspecting the site of the crash, he was relieved that no citizen of the island was hurt by Bowser’s crash-landing. Knowing only Mario could send him flying this far, he chuckled a bit and went to see if the Koopa King was all right. Hooting and chattering as he comes to, he asks Bowser a simple question:

“So, what scheme failed this time, Sky-buddy? Run-of-the-mill ‘kidnap Peach’ ploy, or something bigger?”

[simplyxbee-blog]

GET A JOB.

         ❝I’ll see you at 8-4, CHUMP.❞