Sep 12, 2016
I don't approve of this "vacation," mom. When do you come back? I have no humans to complain to. 😠😒 #whyaminotonvacationtoo #thisisbullshit #TurtleBatPig
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I don't approve of this "vacation," mom. When do you come back? I have no humans to complain to. 😠😒 #whyaminotonvacationtoo #thisisbullshit #TurtleBatPig
#TBT to when I learned pigs actually can fly. 😳🐷✨ #TurtleBatPig #nugget #imflying #believe
You did not submit the appropriate form to have this "bath" approved by your overlords. Now you're wet and can't pet me, and WHOSE FAULT IS THAT, human??? 😠 #TurtleBatPig #MinionsTheseDays #CanIGetAWitness
#MomSays "So I moved my bed next to the window that faces the street, and now Ludwig just sits there all day and squeaks at things. I've never seen him so entertained." 😂 #squeakyrealness #TurtleBatPig #frenchietalk (at New York, New York)
Bahahahahaha! DERP ALERT! 😂📣😜🚨😜🚨 #Derp #Alert #Vol6 #TurtleBatPig #yayayayayay
IT'S A LATE-NIGHT DERP ATTACK!! 😜🚨😜🚨 #Derp #Alert #Vol6 #TurtleBatPig #manatee
IT'S A LATE-NIGHT DERP ATTACK!! 😜🚨😜🚨 #Derp #Alert #Vol5 #TurtleBatPig 👀👀 #eyeballslookingwhere #walleye #walrus
IT'S A LATE-NIGHT DERP ATTACK!! 😜🚨😜🚨 #Derp #Alert #Vol4 #TurtleBatPig