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I don't approve of this "vacation," mom. When do you come back? I have no humans to complain to. 😠😒 #whyaminotonvacationtoo #thisisbullshit #TurtleBatPig

#turtlebatpig #whyaminotonvacationtoo #thisisbullshit

'Cause we classy European nuggets, natch. 😎🏙🌹 #TurtleBatPig #SquishyBish #EuropeanBetches #SoClassy #MoetChandon #Frenchies #youwishyouwereus

#europeanbetches #squishybish #moetchandon #youwishyouwereus #soclassy #frenchies #turtlebatpig

#TBT to when #SquishyBish was even stumpier. 😳😍 #nugget #mini #datbelleh #teenypaws #littleboss #laSQUEESH

#mini #teenypaws #nugget #squishybish #tbt #littleboss #datbelleh #lasqueesh

#TBT to when I learned pigs actually can fly. 😳🐷✨ #TurtleBatPig #nugget #imflying #believe

#nugget #turtlebatpig #believe #tbt #imflying

#TBT to when I had a serious sit down with the human minions to inform them, in no uncertain terms, that their rowdy "going to work for many long hours" behavior and "no more treats for you" attitude would no longer be tolerated. 😑😤 #allthetreats #gimme #seriouspaws #minions #humansareuseless #TurtleBatPig #eviloverlord #hampants #frenchbulldog

#seriouspaws #humansareuseless #tbt #eviloverlord #allthetreats #gimme #hampants #turtlebatpig #frenchbulldog #minions

Fig 1: Normal sassy #SquishyBish face. Fig 2: #BOOTY SKRITCHES FACE AAAWWWWW YEAAAAHHHH. 😳👌🏼😍

#squishybish #booty

You did not submit the appropriate form to have this "bath" approved by your overlords. Now you're wet and can't pet me, and WHOSE FAULT IS THAT, human??? 😠 #TurtleBatPig #MinionsTheseDays #CanIGetAWitness

#canigetawitness #turtlebatpig #minionsthesedays

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She'll be here all week. 😂🎤 #SquishyBish #diva #canyousingasongforme #frenchietalk #howl #laSQUEESH

#frenchietalk #squishybish #diva #canyousingasongforme #lasqueesh #howl

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#MomSays "So I moved my bed next to the window that faces the street, and now Ludwig just sits there all day and squeaks at things. I've never seen him so entertained." 😂 #squeakyrealness #TurtleBatPig #frenchietalk (at New York, New York)

#frenchietalk #turtlebatpig #squeakyrealness #momsays

I saw you were paying attention to Ludwig, but he's really very boring and not fun at all so I'll just lay here in front of him because there's nothing to see behind me really nothing at all so pet me and love me forever and maybe paint me like one of your French girls ok? Ok. #SquishyBish #jealous #wench #siblings

#jealous #squishybish #wench #siblings