garrucayde?
SEND ME MOTHERFUCKIN’ SHIPS
who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: :/ this is cayde this will always be cayde i’m--who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: BOTH both both figHT MEwho starts the tickle fights: garrus probably until he realizes that cayde is Not Ticklish like at all and has an ‘oh fuck’ moment when cayde starts trying to tickle him back lm a owho starts the pillow fights: cayde. these quickly get out of hand :/ i hate :/who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: again, cayde !!! hardly sleeps !!! he would stay up all night 2 watch over garrus tbh w/ a lil exo smile but then he’d go back to watching their surroundings like a protective lil hawk who mistakes salt for sugar: i feel like this is something they’d both do but cayde more so bc he doesn’t eat and it’s been a long ass time since he used to eat so ??? pls forgive him for the gross coffee garrus :/ he’s trying :/who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: ...shit this is still cayde @god why who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: GARRUS. cayde does too tho. it’s disgusting it’s a problem they need to be stoppedwho rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: this is probably all garrus bc again cayde is not a v organized person lol but i’m wondering if garrus would do alphabetical or if he’d be going by some other reference like ‘relevance to battle/strategy’ etc lmao. who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: CAYDE STILL HAS NO TONGUE THIS IS ALL GARRUS AND I’M SCREAMIN cayde @ people w/ tongues can u not this is Hell who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: garrus does this and it makes cayde wanna blush bc he’s such a Dumb and sometimes he’ll do this too but he’ll still wanna blush bc he’s just awful @ all of this i’m s owho draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: cayde would do this, he loves to draw he has all these doodles on his books and scraps of paper he’d doodle all over garrus okwho comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: ??? oh my god both of them they’re fucking nerds i’m dyin g tho cayde purposely picks the tackiest souvenirs garrus probly has much better taste okwho convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: garrus is just sitting in a chair and asking cayde all these random questions while cayde is In the Zone re: cleaning all his guns and sharpening his knives so he doesn’t even wonder why garrus is asking all of these random ass questions and then fifteen minutes later garrus is like ‘ah, it looks like we’re 87% compatible, i think that sounds about fair don’t you?’ good lo r d
