#tw evil

[linguinemunch]

what is an ichabod and what is a tarrytown Im so curious

ichabod crane is a guy from new york who moves to small tarry town and is immediately picked by a lady called katrina to be her new gay best friend and her husband (who i hate lowkey) is upsetti spaghetti that shes making new friends and ichabod accidentally becomes the middleman in their relationship and its fucked up.

slime tutorial 🦠 my bacteria means i like it

[pallettown]

every time i see a pokopia related video like omg idea invite all your friends over to show off your pokopia i feel myself becoming more bitter and violent i hate you bitches with daddys money

[uzukali]

Made this image earlier during the zam stream 😊 didn't post cuz when I finished my despair had drained but I hope you all appreciate it now 😀 😊💞

[encyclopedia-clitannica]

[thismustbetheblog]

We don't deserve dogs

[wildshadowtamer]

1D vs 2D Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Alright so, a bit of a ramble so under the cut:

I wanted to talk about the differences between 1D Heinz and 2D Heinz.

What does 1D Heinz want? Total control, yes, but I feel like what he really wants is friends. Think about it, if you control everyone, you can make them be your friend.

But What does 2D Heinz want? Total Control for revenge. For purposes of torture and death, fear.

If anything, it should the other way around, with how 1D Heinz has been treated by humanity, but he doesn't. He just wants a friend, he's too nice to hurt anyone genuinely. He doesn't even have the evil to wake up his sleeping nemesis.

But 2D Heinz does. He forces people to stay inside, have no fun, never enjoy anything. He turns live people into cyborgs, slaves for his evil. He doesn't want a friend, the only he wants is to be feared. All because he lost his favourite toy, the one thing that gave him happiness.

Now, appearances. Our first dimension Heinz obviously slouches, but why? Well, his arms. They're made of titanium, a heavy metal that is literally dragging him down.

Since we can presume 2D Heinz didn't go through much of what the original did, we can say he doesn't have the titanium arms and thus stands up straighter.

We don't know how he lost his eye, but it certainly makes him more intimidating, ruthless. His clothes give off a similar vibe: a long, black, presumably leather villainous coat of sorts. Grey gloves and long black boots, a very in-charge look. 1D is definitely intimidated when he asks about the scar going over the eyepatch, to the point his voice cracks.

What does 1D wear? A white lab coat, a black turtleneck, grey pants and dress shoes. A very typical scientist look, almost friendly in a way.

Now, how about personality? Well, 1D is goofy, comical, but can have a temper and attitude from time to time. 2D, however, is mostly deadpan, serious with a lack of humour, as shown when 1D makes a sitcom joke.

Even with Charlene, 2D is still evil, far more than 1D could even dream of being. Maybe it's because 2D hasn't had to tough it out for his entire life, maybe he had more loving parents. Who knows. What we do know is that he's severely overprotective, controlling, even. He banishes anyone who tries to be with his daughter, even if she wants to be that person too.

Sure, 1D is also protective but he didn't really mind when she started dating Johnny. Like when she went camping, he was more concerned for her safety then what she'll do, even if he still sees her as his little girl.

And That's why 2D is so much worse than our original, he's genuinely evil, a truly controlling, evil individual. It's sorta scary to see how bad Heinz could have been if it wasn't for his heart and determination.

[what-if-pnf-blog]

Oh god, i'm really sorry, i didn't mean to upset anyone! Um, how's school/work been going?

It took a few moments for everyone to breath and read over the ask, it seemed to have been an hour or so since the previous recording.

“Oh!” Phineas piped up, visibly shaking but keeping a smile “Well, I’m getting really good at maths and Ferb is super good at language, surprisingly!” He explained, already forgetting what upset him as he gestured to Ferb, who gave a silent nod.

Candace sniffled and sat up from leaning against Heinz, signing shakily “(Well I’ve been excelling at History lately! Roman times were really interesting. The armour, the fighting styles, the architecture, all of it is so pretty!)” she explained, smiling weakly

“And i, obviously, have been doing good at Science class, since i got two awesome scientist dads’ and a cool pet to help out!” Vanessa chuckled, smiling at her dad happily.

“Works’ been going pretty good, Peter’s been thwarting me more recently since he just recovered from the flu, so everything is back on schedule! My-” He was cut off by Perry’s chitter.“-Oh, sorry, Our new inator will be the Cat-inator! It will bring every cat in Danville directly to me, and, using their fuzzy charm, i will take over the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!” He rambled, finishing off with an evil laugh before Perry elbowed him in the ribs

“Owch! Okay, fine, we will take over the entire tri-state area.” He quickly corrected himself, smiling fondly at his family who was now relaxed and giggling at his excitement “We’ll tell you how it goes tomorrow! Thanks for the ask!” he exclaimed as the camera clicked off.

[sensualsnikt]

@aspidersurvivor

Daken was beginning to settle into Haven, and had in these past days begun to find his rhythm. He was headed now to make a supply run. A checkered blouse was mostly unbuttoned on his chest, and tight jeans clasped with an unnecessary belt. A huge empty sack was slung over his back. He looked incredibly similar to his father right now; but he would never let himself see that.

And then it happened. And he was very acutely aware. His chin lifted suddenly as he caught whiff of a scent nearby. It was a familiar scent; not familiar as in one he knew, but it took only a moment to recognize the smell that clung to his sister when he'd embraced her. The scent of the man whose shirt she had been wearing.

He stopped walking, glancing over his shoulder. Somebody was there, standing out to his senses amid the crowd. Daken flipped the bag back across his shoulder, closing his eyes briefly to ground himself. This something was in need of his attention, and that meant that the supply run — and everything else — had to wait. This hall was busy this time of day; people going to and fro for varying types of work and rest. His eyes didn't leave his target, but he reached out with one hand, groping for the first booty he could find. He grabbed one, squeezing.

The person whirled around, but before they could retaliate, he hit them with a soft influx of pheromones. Still distracted — his mind focused on his real prey — he met her eyes. It turned out to be a woman, and a very pregnant one at that. Not ideal. With brief flirtation, detailed instructions, and a saucy promise for reward when she returned, he sent the woman off with his bag and his mission and a devoted infatuation for him and his body.

Such a shame to send budding life to its death, especially when such a thing now was so rare now and so important for future survival. It was more fortunate that Daken didn’t overly care for the survival of many people outside of himself. He would make up for this later, he swore to himself. Do more chores, maybe even initiate new life. Ha. He tried to stay calm. Things rarely went well for him when he let his emotions take the wheel, but it was impossible not to. This was the man who was violating his sister. His baby sister, X-23, who no matter how much she'd grown since and lately, really didn't know how to deal with this shit out of the emotionally stunted background of the fucked ass lab.

Calm down, Daken. He rubbed at his temple. Now freed of his current duties, he stalked his prey, Laura's boyfriend, staring the man down like a whaler with an endangered great white.