#tw jarley

[adventuriem]

@shining-stxrs​. joker ;

        ❝ mistah j? ❞ harley knew that, eventually, they’d cross paths again --- the joker and her. she just wouldn’t have imagined it was because he sought HER out. especially since he had been so MEAN to her, throwing her out like that, pretending she never even existed. after EVERYTHING she did for him, too!

        now she made a name for herself. she had to be a target first, once everyone found out she was no longer protected by him, and then --- her time to S H I N E. a professional badass motherfucker for hire. 

        ❝ wha’cha doin’ here? ❞ this had been, after all, the longest time they’d ever been apart ever since she became harley quinn.

[poisonousquinzel]

just wow

so romantic

just two silly criminals

totally equal in badness

navigating l o v e

together

what couple goals 😍😍

[shining-stxrs]

@adventuriem​

Headcanons for harls and dceu joker

1. He is equally as obsessed with harley as she is with him. The only difference being his short temper can cause him to dump her without warning just because she did something to piss him off or mess with his plans. Just terrible impulse control on his end. 

2. When they first got together and he was showing her off as his girl the first person to disrespect her got horribly tortured and disfigured. It was worse than death in his opinion and sent a message not to fuck with his girl. 

3. The plan was just to use her to get out of arkham but for the first time in his life since becoming the joker he became sentimental. He felt bad using her when he had deeper feelings so when she became harley quinn he accepted her as his partner in crime. 

4. They had quite a few breakups in the beginning because the joker wasn’t used to these sentimental feelings and he didn’t like them at first. They were messing with his focus. 

5. I know the dceu canon is bruce as the one hyena but him getting her bud and lou from the zoo as a gift to her. 

6. If it ever does get violent between these two it’s equal violence on both sides and probably ends in sex tbh.