#tw mink

[sylvyspritii]

I still have not forgiven Denmark for the 2020 mink genocide and i don't think i ever will Like, for real, what the actual FUCK Denmark??? You killed 17 million defenceless animals???

[killyourrdarlingss]

i think im going to call my new theme 

"Mink Defense Squad"

[thewindything]

so i finally got around to watching minku's reconnect and i am so happy now i just need to watch ren's and noiz's whole deal and i can put dmmd down and ever think about it again

[thewindything]

why does no one ship mink and noiz????? i am so srs it is hot dad and your teenage bro's hot friend.  imagine them going on a date or whatever and like a waiter or something is like so cute is this your son??? and noiz just looks them dead in the eye and gooses mink and still making uncomfortable eye contact says 'yeah that's my daddy' in perfect deadpan that is really all i want out of this ok this isn't really going anywhere

ok apparenlty it is

I WROTE HALF OF THI IN THE TAGS BEFORE IT GOT OUT OF CONTROLLLL could make it work yeahso noiz sticks around the island because his huge fucking crush on aoba and not wanting to go home and all and mink is still around because he can't just leave his team to roam half of them are friggin convicts for a reason so he's gotta stick around and keep them in line also he feels guilty about stuff AS HE SHOULD so noiz is being a huge dick baby because aoba is over there being (depending on route) blindingly happy OR inconsolably miserable and either way he's ignoring noiz so he's going around picking fights with everyone rhyme and rib alike because huge dick baby reasons and he gets into it with scratch and mink OWNS him so of course he begins stalking mink angling for a rematch and hot dad is just having none of this angsty teenager shit he's got enough hot dad shit deal with and so out of the blue noiz offers to take care of the members of scratch cause he's got enough cashhhh to buy new identities and to 'take care of' the problematic ones if you know what i mean and after some thinking mink is like yeah whatever and noiz starts hanging around a lot more a LOT lot more doing things like showering and sitting around provocatively and sleeping naked in minks bed until mink realizes that holy shit this asshole is trying to press all my buttons and seduce me at the same time which just really pisses him off because on the one hand it's working and on the other fuck he used to use this kind of tactic against people and idek somehow noiz says something that just pisses mink right off and he actually starts a fight and he OWNS noiz again but hard like oh shit man i think you actually hurt me but i can't tell because no feeling owned que guilt can a call to tae and mink carrying noiz there and almost refusing to come in because aoba still goes a little pale when they're alone together but has to get noiz's dumb ass in and aoba jokes that he can't be that hurt because he won't stop complaining. ANNYWAY anyway mink heads out to the back stoop to smoke and i have no idea how aoba's house is laid out but can hear when tae leaves and noiz basically grabs aoba and semi confesses and aoba is v upset because a) he's still hung up on clear/ ren or b) madly in love w koujack sooo he tries to let him down gently and scamper off and noiz says something really hurtful and aoba runs for the back stoop and right into mink they have an awkward so you heard that moment and aoba is upset (and a little intimated by mink still) and aoba just spills it that he likes noiz but not like that and he's a little... and mink goes he's a little pissant is what he is which makes aoba laugh and sort of breaks the ice before they find a psudorabbit in minks pocket or something and go ugh, and aoba makes it stop recording and tells mink that noiz told him once that he can't feel pain so aoba thinks he spends his life trying to make it so he doesn't feel anything at all or something stupid and poetic and they go back inside to find noiz trying to leave and have to grab him and set his dumb ass back on the couch and they all have a wierd movie night or something and mink is like the most awkward bara at a twink sleep over it's great, and then after that mink is more gentle with noiz and starts listening to his stupid ass and they spar and junk and have a grand ol time of it and eventually noiz works his way into getting them too do the do and all and they go around horrifying people w their age gap and occasionally being on the run from the law because noiz is all handsy in public  but also mink is still a wanted felon and idek eventually noiz is like ok i am forging you a new id right now this has to stop and mink is all... ....... .......... ok .... here is the name i want and it's like mink [noiz's last name] and noiz just kind of blue screens and then goes no that's gay ur gonna be mink e dink or something but noiz is 1000% doki doki and o that is really the end of this now iti si OUT FO CONTROLLLL I JUST WANTED HOT DAD AND HOT TEEN BEING HOT

[phasebian-blog]

Me: fuck the pah-trye-arky.

Mink: Ashe....

Mink: It's pay-tree-arky

[barleytea]

ooh, I was wondering, who would you ship Aoba from DMMD with? (In order of preference, because I personally can't choose, and will probably select a harem option where everyone boyfriends with Aoba if I had that choice)

uMMMMM well personal preference i would say clear but that’s mostly bc he’s my favorite. in terms of actually shipping aoba with someone i actually think his dynamic works best with koujaku… i just really adore the osananajimi trope… don’t look at me…. and the fact that koujack has liked him since he was little like weh…..

…i kinda like him with mink too but that’s just bc i have a gross age/size difference kink. also their pictures in reconnect just look so cute……

[phasebian-blog]

[6:47:19 PM] superdevil: i feel like all these storms have been channeling my inner anger and as soon as i stop giving a fuck they die down

[6:47:48 PM] Ziilreldez: storm psychology

[6:47:53 PM] Ziilreldez: still makes more sense than freud

[phasebian-blog]

listening to mink calling her cat's name and trying to get the to talk for me is literally the most kawaii thing ever like holy shit.