#tw:humor

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The one where Derek is courting and Stiles fears the zombie/werewolf apocalypse

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Author: im_not_a_lizard

Rating: mature

Words: 8.318

Written for this prompt: Awkward courtship funtimes! Derek is courting Stiles in the way that all male animals go about impressing their mates. Giving them practical (if weird, like, Derek gives Stiles 10kg of steak) gifts, making a nice home (he starts renovating the old Hale house), weird shit like that. Stiles is oblivious, and Scott keeps sort of helplessly hinting at what Derek is doing to little effect. Make me giggle and squeal into my pillow anon.

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Space that you hold now

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Author: GotTheSilver

Rating: mature

Words: 5.483

“Oh my God,” Stiles mumbles. “What the hell am I meant to do with this?”

“Stiles, hush.” Allison elbows him. “Derek brought it for you.”

Allison understands, she can tell what he’s doing. The wolf whines, doesn’t know why Stiles isn’t getting it. He should be getting it. Letting go of the buck, Derek steps forward and rests a hand on Stiles’ thigh.

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This is ridiculous

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Author: zosofi

Rating: explicit

Words: 35.818

There's a unicorn in Beacon Hills. A fricken' unicorn. In fricken' Beacon Hills, California. And it turns out that unicorns aren't drawn towards virgins in a happy-go-lucky let-me-lay-my-not-at-all-metaphorical-horn-in-your-lap way. No. They kill them. And guess who's the only virgin idiotic enough to get sucked into the Beacon Hills supernatural scene? Stiles, that's who.

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"Caught" Series

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Author: lupinus

Works: 2

Rating: Teen+ ; Mature

Words: 4.615

In which the Sheriff comes home early, much to Stiles and Derek’s embarrassment.

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5 times Stiles was pack mom 

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Author: Slayer_of_Destiny

Rating: Teen +

Words: 11.982

Stiles looks after Derek's pack, carving out his own part in the pack. Including the must have Stiles/Isaac cute time, Boyd in fancy dress, pack cuddle time and pouty Jackson.

[weeniechecker]

right but you know how many people died in 9/11 right a shit load

me