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Stiles rolls his eyes. “Poor Derek.” “Yes poor Derek,” Derek snarls. “Derek didn’t need this right now.” “Derek should stop talking about himself in the third person,” Stiles says.

Stiles and Derek (chp. 1)

Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi (AO3) Teen Wolf – Explicit – Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall #Alternate Universe #Hale Family Lives #Humor #Romance #Crack #Fake/Pretend Relationship #Magic

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 11/11 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Scott McCall, Allison Argent, Laura Hale, Original Characters Additional Tags: AU, Humor, Romance, Crack, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Magic Summary:

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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Gravity's Got Nothing on You by zosofi

Sterek | 83k | Explicit

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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Spook: A Ghostly Love Story in Three Parts

by zosofi (AO3)

Pairing: Derek Hale x Stiles Stilinski

Chaptered

Word count: 38k

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Summary: Derek is fifteen when he dies. He's been fifteen for six years when he meets Stiles. And then suddenly... suddenly things start looking up.

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Sometimes Derek thinks Stiles forgets that Derek is a werewolf and could, if he so wanted to, rip him apart. Or maybe he never forgets. Maybe he’s just fucking nuts.

Derek joins the long list of people that have doubted Stiles’ sanity (chp. 1)

Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi (AO3) Teen Wolf – Explicit – Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall #Alternate Universe #Hale Family Lives #Humor #Romance #Crack #Fake/Pretend Relationship #Magic

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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“You’re an asshole when you’re drunk,” Derek grunts. “I’m an asshole all the time, dude.”

Derek and Stiles (chp. 8)

Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi (AO3) Teen Wolf – Explicit – Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall #Alternate Universe #Hale Family Lives #Humor #Romance #Crack #Fake/Pretend Relationship #Magic

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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“Every time we go back home, you break one of mom’s tea cups.” “She has too many knick-knacks, Derek.” Laura points at him, and her voice gets high and squeaky. “It’s not natural to have that many fucking knick-knacks. Especially when you’re a werewolf.”

Laura has opinions about acceptable werewolf behavior (chp. 4)

Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi (AO3) Teen Wolf – Explicit – Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall #Alternate Universe #Hale Family Lives #Humor #Romance #Crack #Fake/Pretend Relationship #Magic

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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“So, are they possessing you?” Scott asks. Derek grumbles at that. “No, doesn’t smell like possession,” Laura says. “What does possession smell like?” Stiles asks. “Also, how the fuck do you know what possession smells like?”

Stiles asks the important questions (chp. 5)

Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi (AO3) Teen Wolf – Explicit – Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall #Alternate Universe #Hale Family Lives #Humor #Romance #Crack #Fake/Pretend Relationship #Magic

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.