I went to the bathroom today at work and I got distracted by my phone so I was in there for like.....a decent amount of time. And I come back and my kids start laughing and I’m like “awk they totally know that I pooped but whatever” and then they say
“We we’re saying that you were so tiny you probably fell in and got stuck”
And dear Jesus. I’ve never had another human being call me tiny before.
Yes. Short.
But not tiny.
Literally my personal body image fluctuates so much with me being comfortable with how I look to me exercising multiple times per week for hours and only ingesting food so that I don’t die.
Like I’m loving the validation that someone thinks I’m “tiny” but at the same time it’s all I can think about and now I want to go workout just to get smaller and this is not the mindset I should be in right now
