#twa nonconstruct!critic

[oolongcookies]

I LOVE JP!!!!!!! JP JPJP IS THE BESTTTTTYTTT+7!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILOVEJPILOVEJPILOVEJPILOVEJPJPISTHEBESTWRITERTHEBEST WR. ITEREVR E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IHEARTHECHURCHBELLS!!!;!;;+8(THEYSINGJP!!!!!!!!!! THEYSINGFORYOUJP!;!!!![phone]

@gratsappling @koifyshkori (love this character....)

[koifyshkori]

Hi guys im taking questions for noncontruct!critic inorder to develop his character more :DDD (im @koipipixell's writing blog)

[oolongcookies]

⚠️ slight body horror ahead...... ⚠️

nonconst full body (kind of). he has no torso and his body detected it so now his tail kind of grows in his internal organs. he can do the cursed body twist thing and charge at you and you have to imagine how heavy dragging his tail together with him is. with his claws alone too. this mf is STRONG out of PURE RAGE. if he ever breaks free from ego's control one day it's genuinely so over for him

also he learnt how to slither like a snake and is pretty fast, he talks in an automated text to speech voice because ego took his voice

[koifyshkori]

All I do on this app is talk about nonconst critic

At least I finally have the motivation to binge watch the sponsorship wars

Spooky stuff for @oolongcookies’s nonconst

[oolongcookies]

shitpost

[koifyshkori]

Fun facts about nonconstruct!critic (part 1):

-His name is actually a play on non constructive criticism!!

-He still retains some of his monster mannerisms so he makes pillow forts and stuff.

-He keeps a journal to try to voice his original thoughts so he doesn't completely forget who he is.

-He's tried warning creativity about JP.

[oolongcookies]

? days since banishment

[oolongcookies]

What if my nonconstruct put your non consturct in a wheel chair and your nonconstruct is his voice and my non const is his legs

WAIT HOLON. WE SHOULD DRAW THAT. 😭😭😭😭😭😭✅✅✅✅✅✅