Pairing: N/A it's pretty platonic, though Gavin kisses everyone in AH.
A/N: The last of my gifts to Dicklark for the RT sercret santa! Beta'd by the great and honorable trade-princess!
Prompt: Gavin has kissed at least half of the office (and most of the guys at AH) at some point or another.
"I'm pretty sure Gavin's kissed at least half of the office by now," drawled Geoff as he took a sip of his beer, moving to start up his Xbox for the next Let's Play.
"I have not!" squealed Gavin indignantly, looking up hopefully when Ray agreed with him.
"Yeah, he's kissed the entire office," the rose loving man said unhelpfully, getting a smack on the arm from Gavin for his efforts. The Brit's clumsiness had gotten him into all sorts of situations before, and some of those just happened to include accidentally kissing his coworkers. It didn't mean he wanted to own up to it, though it was unlikely they would ever let him live it down anyways.
Contrary to his words, he had kissed everyone in the office, and he certainly knew it. The first had been with Jack, of all people, and had started when he had tripped over his own two feet and fallen on top of the bearded man. Naturally, gravity didn't stop when his lips grazed over Jacks, and instead dragged the rest of his face down into his admittedly full beard.
Gavin had spluttered and pushed himself away, apologizing to Jack while simultaneously trying to see if his facial hair had managed to cut his face, because it had certainly been scratchy! It was then that he noticed no one was saying anything at all, and an awkward silence had descended upon the office. Michael was staring with mouth agape, Geoff had an eyebrow raised at the situation, and Ray was trying very hard to appear not to be staring from his corner of the room. "I think you ate some of my beard," Jack finally said, and it was Geoff's snorting laughter that broke the tension after that, and soon the office was filled with chortles.
"I can actually see a bit of beard missing there, Jack," Geoff cackled.
"God dammit Gavin," huffed the ginger playfully as Gavin picked small hairs out of his mouth. No harm done, it seemed.
He was pulled out of his reverie by Michael shouting over the others. "Yeah, and then after Jack he kissed Ryan! During the Mad King Let's Play!"
The Brit recalled that he had gotten his foot tangled in his computer cords whilst playing a rather intense game of King with the guys, and tripped when he moved to push himself away from his desk in frustration. He ended up slipping when he tried to stand, arms pinwheeling and dragging Ryan down on top of him when he fell. Their noses collided for a moment before their lips smacked together, causing Ryan to scrape his lip painfully against Gavin's teeth.
The office descended into silence once again as Gavin squealed and shoved himself away from Ryan, face redder than the blood of Mogar's enemies while he stammered apologies. That is, until the 'Mad King' stopped him with a wave of his hand.
"Now Gavin, I understand you're trying to curry favor with the king," Ryan started as he stood, dusting himself off, "But that kiss was nowhere /near/ good enough to earn you a gold block."
"Ryan!" Gavin squeaked, embarrassed and turning redder by the moment, while the rest of the office broke into hearty chuckles.
"Trying to weasel your way into the monarchy there Gavin?" Jack teased, tapping buttons on his controller as he turned back to his screen.
"He fucking knows he won't win this Let's Play, so why not give it a shot," Michael chimed in.
Gavin's whines were drowned out by playful laughter, and the game resumed as Geoff pushed Ray off a small cliff.
"And then after that it was me and Ray! During the same fucking game!"
How Gavin had managed to accidentally lock lips with both lads within the span of an hour he would never know. His kiss with Ray had been entirely due to Ray's short stature, he was sure of that. The rose lover had gotten up to get a drink, and Gavin had simply spun his chair about at the wrong time, knocking Ray's knees and causing him to stumble. First, their foreheads had smacked together painfully, causing the shorter man to pull away.
He had been unaware that Gavin's wheeled chair had snagged on one of his shoelaces, and he started to fall backwards, only to have his wrist caught and pulled towards Gavin. That time, their lips had smacked together for a moment.
This was becoming a standard occurrence about the office, and Ryan spared a moment to make a joke at Gavin's expense, telling Ray he was now a member of the 'kissed by the brit' club, before returning to the game.
It would have been easy enough to brush the incident off had the same thing not occurred an hour later, only in reverse. Michael had moved to stop him from falling, and had pulled Gavin forward with a bit too much strength behind the pull, resulting in yet another accidental kiss.
"Again!?" Ray exclaimed from his chair as the office exploded into short bursts of laughter.
"Tumblr would go fucking nuts," Jack managed between laughs.
"And you kissed Geoff just last week! So there, you little fucker!" Howled Michael triumphantly, feeling rather accomplished about the fact that he had managed to recall all of the kissing incidents, snapping Gavin out of memory lane. "That's everyone!"
His lip-lock with Geoff had been the most recent, and by far the most uneventful. He had been clambering all over the man during an AWHU, and ended up swinging his face just a little too close to Geoff's when the older man shifted to regain his balance. It had been edited out of the video of course, but that didn't mean his co-workers were going to let him forget it.
"Gavin you are the clumsiest motherfucker," Geoff laughed. "I mean accidentally kissing one of us, sure, but all of us?"
"You know my boi, go big or go home," Michael crowed, slinging an amicable arm around Gavin's shoulder as the topic soon dissolved, slipping into the next Minecraft Let's Play with practiced ease.
