#twatsmussen

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(For the uninitiated, replace every instance of blog in this post with fuck)

    HOLD UP MOTHERBLOGGERS, IT’S TIME TO LAY SOME APRECIATION ON A PERSON, THIS TIME IT’S THE LIGHT OF THE ICE FIELDS MORTAL ENGINES FANDOM, SAM. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME POSKITTDAMN POODLEBLOGGING APPRECIATION? OF MOTHERBLOGGING COURSE YOU ARE. HERE’S A CUT.

     ALRIGHT, LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT MY BEST TUMBLR FRIEND RIGHT HERE SAM. WHERE DO I START? PROBABLY BY TURNING OFF CAPS LOCK. Ok there we are. Sam is super awesome and plays the guitar and shit, I’ve never heard her play but I know she’s probably awesome. Like I mentioned earlier, she and her girlfriend Grace are a pivotal part of the Mortal Engines fandom and therefore are goddamn amazing and I’m their sassy straight friend but this post isn’t about me. We always manage to keep each other entertained and stuff and so many in-jokes (lemon stealing whores) and she’s like one of 3 people I talk about really weird stuff with. Also she lives in England so I’ll probably never meet her in person and agddjhsd cg kl lk fssfhf

Anyways, this has been a Sam appreciation post™.

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So Sam and I have decided that we should all say blog instead of fuck. Examples: Blog yeah, blogging hell, oh my blogging god, what a blogwad, blogadoodledoo.

[badlydrawnmortalengines]

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but it's ok

cluny eventually realises her only true love 5ever is fever

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Mortal Engine sexual Innuendos part 2: Electric Boogaloo (still Sam and I making these) screw my worm gulp my cutler put your knife in my drawer wren my natsworthy fix my limpet nabisco my shkin potts my clytie(sam's favorite) prey on my salthook melt my bayreuth input my clearance code omega(translation: buy me a drink) visit my great under tier hijack my airhaven And lastly, one non WoME related one, jimber my timber

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list of WoME themed sexual innuendos me and Sam came up with on skype: noodle my poodle  jenny my haniver  erdene my tezh  ark my angel  sell my anchorage  hester my shaw  destroy my london  stalk my fang

[badlydrawnmortalengines]

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[sleepingbirdy]

what didn't you like the pain?

I think I’m most depressed about Dr Crumb being corrupted by his own idealism and losing his humanity along the way :(

[enceladanoceans]

MY MORTAL ENGINES FRIENDS I AM BACK FROM WORK SAM AND ECCO (AND ANYONE ELSE) GET YOUR BLOGGING SELVES INTO THE CHAT. THAT IS ALL.