so i played around with a quote generator. have some incorrect twd quotes!
Aaron: HELP! I TOLD ERIC I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Daryl, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Rick: I told Carl his ears flush when he lies.
Michonne: Why?
Rick: Look.
Rick: Hey Carl! Do you love us?
Carl, covering his ears: No.
Michonne:
Shane: I just ended a four year relationship.
Andrea: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Shane: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Lori and Rick fighting from across the room*
Gracie: It’s dark in here
Judith: Don’t worry dude I got this
Judith: *Stomps her feet*
Judith: *Skechers light up*
Carol: Maggie, keep an eye on Negan today. He’s going to try something stupid and get himself bit.
Maggie: Sure, I’d love to see Negan get bit.
Carol: Try again.
Maggie, sighing: I will stop Negan from getting bit.
Jesus: Hey, Tara? Can I get some dating advice?
Tara: Just because I’m with Denise doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Princess: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Ezekiel: Wasn't Eugene with you?
Eugene: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Maggie: Can I be frank with you guys?
Hershel: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Glenn: Can I still be Glenn?
Beth: Shh, let Frank speak.
Michonne: While I’m gone, RJ, you’re in charge.
RJ: Yes!!!
Michonne, whispering: Judith, you’re secretly in charge.
Judith: Obviously.
Sasha: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
Gabriel: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Negan: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Abraham: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Rosita?
Rosita: … No.
Eugene: I do!
Abraham: I know, Eugene.
Eugene: I’m sad!
Abraham: I know, Eugene.
The Governor: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Merle: Okay, but in my defense, Milton bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
The Governor: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!