my favorite memories from high school came from my Bible class
ok so I went to an ultra-Christian private school in the backwoods of Georgia and we were required to pass a Bible class in senior year to graduate right
so ofc our teacher was this tiny little old woman in her 60s who wore glasses on a chain and said "y'all" and used phrases none of us had ever heard like "well ain't you a speckled pup" or "you'd best sit on your scarf" and stuff
so it was like 2 months into the semester and the class was talking about the Walking Dead the night before and our teacher walks in right as someone says "...and yeah Dale's guts were everywhere it was sick"
and ofc this little old woman shrieks in shock, drops the folder in her hands and yells "WHO SAID THAT"
we went silent and she finally got her composure back and goes "No I'm only askin cause I haven't seen that and you spoilt it" and that's how we found out our Bible teacher was a horror and zombies fan