So my best friend being the enabler that she is, suggested that I type up all my unneeded craig heacanons so im back im really really fu cking stoned and ready to vomit about the gibberish in my brain (while I was typing all of this my dad asked what was I doing and I didn’t know what to say)
Headcanons
Has a drawer full of lighters (is gifted a lot of lighters (by tweek) but also is a lighter thief and will steal tweeks lighters)
Still has the same dirty old poofball hat since he was 10
Stops wearing it on his head at 15 but starts carrying it around everywhere for good luck which amuses tweek
Owns 5 different pairs of converses
Actually really loves cats
Jeepers creepers is 2 his favorite non-science fiction movie claims it is the “pinnacle of filmmaking”
Into photography
Takes tweek with him to the metroparks so he can take pictures near the C R E E K
Im sorry
Favorite colour is actually green
Fucking loves taco bell and tweek has his order memorized and brings it to craig when he has a bad day
Works at a pet store and volunteers at shelters
Prefers marvel over DC (I don’t even like superheroes I don’t even know what this matters)
Wants to get a fluffy cat named Beans when him and tweek live together
This is getting too creek centric forgiveme
Jogger pants or DIE
Hates coffee only cares about hot chocolate
Makes fun of anyone that drinks la croix (including his own BF)
Plays nintendo dogs on the 3DS religiously
Always call and tells tweek when theres a new science fiction movie or show on netflix so they can watch it
Makes it his personal goal to embarrass clyde at least once a day
Is dyslexic
