#twenty bucks

[of-fear-and-love]

Steve Buscemi in Twenty Bucks (1993)

[beetlebongos]

bitch I just got swindled

[spiritawardsnominees]

Christopher Lloyd as Jimmy in Twenty Bucks (1993) Independent Spirit Award Winner for Best Supporting Male

[warminthewintersblog]

Twenty Bucks, 1993

[90smovies]

[domesticsns]

Sasuke's niece had to an an assignment on mommies and daddies and all the things they do. But given she was staying with her favourite gay uncles for the weekend because her parents are having a romantic weekend at a bed and breakfast she figured to just do the assignment with them.

So she started asking questions at breakfast and asked who cooked.

Naruto said they both did.

Sasuke, who was making the pancakes, correct him and said that he did most if the cooking.

Their niece asks who cleaned the dishes.

Naruto said they both do while Sasuke says he ends up doing them. 99% of the time.

She asks who does the laundry.

Naruto says that is something they both did for sure. Sasuke said yes, if he complained enough Naruto would sometimes do the laundry.

Their niece asked who does the groceries, change the light bulbs, fixes the stuff around the house and all the other chores she could think of

Sasuke just raised his hand and Naruto chuckled awkwardly. Feeling like a real pain in the ass at the moment.

Their niece asked what Naruto did if Sasuke did all the work and he replied with, "I will tell you when you're older" and proceeded to get his head slammed on a plate full of pancakes with syrup as Sasuke called him a moron.

[jencsi]

Y’all this is from a movie called “Twenty Bucks” and look how adorable she is. 

[askeverettgray]

Carol really seems like she wants to hold hands with someone. How much do I need to pay you to do it?

Um