#twhatever

[cowboy]

shut the fuck up

[hakuteeth]

I'm so sensitive to criticism I kno I talk about this a lot and I'm sorry but I just imagined people making fun of me and I'm like.. zhdjxgdhjd

[theshelbdiggity]

Pathetic and lonely per usge

[whifferdills]

here are some twelve x missy AU ideas i thought up while waiting for 10000000000000 files to transfer onto my megabyte modem

the doctor is the host of a comedy panel show, missy is the executive producer. will she cancel his love or renew it for another season?

missy runs a tour company that specializes in haunted houses and local folklore, the doctor is an idiot tourist who does not understand how to use his camera. luggage and inhibitions are lost in this walking tour of the heart (rated S for Spooky)

missy teaches IT at a polytechnic, the doctor is a janitor who keeps 'accidentally' throwing out everything in her inbox. hearts are mopped and squeeged in this thrilling tale of romance and sanitizer solution

the doctor owns a taco truck, missy gives him a bad review; tempers and grills heat up when she admits she's been stalking him waiting for the tamales to come back on the menu

the doctor and missy are rivals in the fast-paced world of competetive Connect Four. can he learn to predict her moves or will she sink his battleship?

missy is a professional dog-walker; the doctor is a dog

these ideas are free to use pls let me know if u write any of them

[thoughtsbywarren]

My Face is Funny

My face is funny.

I have these creases in my cheeks when I smile.

And these bushy eyebrows above these expressive brown eyes.

Just funny huh?