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freddiemcfredson replied to your post:behind blue eyes is such a classic whiny white...

It’s because it’s meant to be. It’s sung from the POV of a villain called Jumbo in a rock opera called Lifehouse.

thank you

thattwiborg replied to your post: I am so glad I’m not a boy because it means no one...

Gottalove the clip-on tie.

do they even make clip-on gryffindor ties though

Unf, because reasons.

Okay :)

You are:

[x] Cute[x] Adorable[] Beautiful[] Sexy[] askjdgfj

If you kissed me I would:

[x] Kiss you back[x] Be shocked[] Smile and laugh[] Push you away[] Slap you

If you asked me out I would say:

[] No[] Yes[] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YES[x] Maybe

Can we cuddle?

[] No thank you[x] Yes please

Sex?

[x] No thank you[] Yes please[] Now. Right now. My bed. Hurry.

twiborg replied to your post: twiborg replied to your post: is sodomize...

Relax. It’s only one of the meanings. Or maybe I’m thinking of sodomy.

I'M CRYING WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE CREEPY ANONS

twiborg replied to your post: is sodomize something to do with salt

Between a human and an animal, that is.

wELL THAT JUST MAKES IT 10000000000000000% WORSE DOESN'T IT

twiborg replied to your post: is sodomize something to do with salt

It’s oral or anal sex.

oh

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