blame my lack of knowin better on public education

'cause i've got a sneaking suspicion that everybody in here has got something to hide

[beholdingslut]

Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

[wumblr]

[curliestofcrowns]

Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor

[parentheticalaside]

I would like everyone to know that vulture vomit is very stinky. It smells of rotting flesh and they use it to drive away predators

[delilahmidnight]

Direct action

[wbicepuppy]

hey, at least have a picture of the American vultures doing this, not eurasian/african vultures, they are very different creatures!

[kyriolex]

Apparently vultures are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, so there is nothing ICE can do about this except politely try to shoo the birds away.

[warpedellipsis]

Perhaps this is why they're trying to change that act

[carolinskyy]

Those birds are anarchists

[weakforfictionalcharacters]

Good for them!

[lucymiddletonrogers]

just feeling, you know, autumnal tshirt: youth medium, gildan  flannel: men’s large, defunct sporting goods store skirt: brandy melville leggings: women’s small, old navy shoes: women’s size 8, target

eyeliner: rimmel wonderswipe concealer: elf fair/light

necklace: silver st benedict medal bc i’m an intern at a convent!!

[inflikte-d]

[lucymiddletonrogers]

queued october 7th 2012

[borrowedfeathers]

Full offense but if you're so wrapped up in sarcasm or committed to doing a "bit" that you can't bring yourself to be serious for the sake of a confused or upset autistic person (or anyone else who struggles with non-literal language), then you're a grade-A asshole.

[argumate]

"why would urban supercities depopulate?" plague, obviously

something to look forward to in 2020

[argumate]

oh for fuck’s sake

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

I’m not psychic but the spores incubating in my frontal lobe definitely are

[professional-dog-hugger]

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

[ave-aria]

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

[61below]

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Allow me to de-introduce myself

My name is [redacted]

[poidkea]

4-13-2020!!! Homestuck!!! 

I loved acts 3, 4, maybe act 5, from like, 2011. Or something. Everything that happened after that was also very exciting and cool but there’s something special about like….. jade putting something weird into the seizure kernel. or dave making a killing at the lohacse. 

So here’s my tribute. Happy 413! 

[pavelow]

Lower the driving age to 12 just for fun

[ratfuck]

begun the rat war has

[aliiiiiiice]

YEAR OF THE RAT

[aniseandspearmint]

[straightboyfriend]

my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”

[sanriodiscourse]

I mean, one is a child and the other is a grown us adult, so idk what op is trying to say

[the-witch-maker-deactivated2021]

I too remember the day when I woke up, no longer a swaddled and innocent 17 year old babe, but a grizzled and aged 18 year old with an ex wife, 3 children and a mortgage.

[alexredgrave]

Age groups:

Infants (0-1 year)

Toddlers (1-3 years)

Children (9-11 years)

Preteens (12-14 years)

Teenagers (15-19 years)

Young adults (20-35 years)

Middle age adults (36-59 years)

Old adults (60+)

Age groups according to tumblr:

Children (0-17 years)

Young adults (18-25 years)

Old adults (26+)

[dochollidayed]

what happened to the 4-8 year olds?

[joustingjester]

[dayvan]

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

[itsmypoopoopanicmode-deactivate]

can’t connect w my mutuals anymore… kpop this kpop that… can’t we all just listen to gregorian chant again :(