#twice incorrect quote

[villainsandvictimsalliance]

Twice: You know Dabi, I'm having a little trouble opening this jar.

Dabi: That's because it's a can.

[myouimomo]

*Nayeon*: hold the fuck up

*Tzuyu*: excuse me????

*Nayeon*: I'm the fuck up

*Nayeon*: hold me

[jeongyeons-rose]

Nayeon: *sneezes*

Jeongyeon: It be like that sometimes

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Nayeon: *trips*

Jeongyeon: It be like that sometimes

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Nayeon: *yawns*

Jeongyeon: It be like that sometimes

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Nayeon: *hits her elbow*

Jeongyeon: It be like that sometimes

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Nayeon: *stumbles going up the stairs*

Jeongyeon: It be li-

Nayeon: *aggressively pushes

Jeongyeon down stairs*

Nayeon: IT BE LIKE THAT SOMETIMES!

[villainsandvictimsalliance]

Shigaraki: Can we get the news without the drama?

Mr. Compress: Can we get our boss without the hands?

Kurogiri: Compress, please—

Twice: No no, he has a point.

[myouimomo]

*At Nayeon's funeral*

*Sana*: Do you really think she's dead?

*Jihyo*: Only one way to find out

*Jeongyeon*: Plays 'I am gonna be a star'

*Nayeon*: *Gets up from the casket and breaks the phone in half and goes back to being dead*

[jeongyeons-rose]

MiChaeng Pride

Mina: Dahyun told you this?

Chaeyoung, sitting across from Mina on her phone: Yes.

Mina: Sana had a part in this, too?

Chaeyoung: Yes.

Mina: And you think this is a good idea?

Chaeyoung: Yes.

Mina: And you think I'm just gonna go along with this little plan of theirs?

Chaeyoung: Yes.

Mina: Are you even listening?

Chaeyoung: Yes.

Mina: So you're just gonna break up with me?

Chaeyoung: Yes.

Mina, offended and hurt: wow.

Mina, speaking louder to get Chaeyoung's attention: So you are totally fine with throwing away your art supplies?

Chaeyoung, finally listening: What? No. Why would you do that?

Mina: You weren't paying attention to a thing I said.

Chaeyoung: I didn't know you were speaking.

Mina: You were responding to me.

Chaeyoung: I-

Mina: You were just gonna let me continue to talk without even caring to look my way.

Chaeyoung, knowing she's about to be scolded: You look really pretty today.

Mina: You not getting out of this that easily.

Chaeyoung, walking over to Mina: You're so beautiful.

Mina, blushing a little: Sit back down.

Chaeyoung, pecking Mina on the cheek: I love you.

Mina, flustered and shy: I-I love you, too.

Chaeyoung, kissing Mina softly on the lips: So, what were you saying?

Mina, completely forgot why she was mad a second ago: I was talking about Sana and Dahyun's plan?

Chaeyoung: So you're in?

Mina: Only if you are.

Chaeyoung: Okay, let me tell Dahyun.

Mina, pulling Chaeyoung by the collar to kiss her: Later.

[jeongyeons-rose]

Twice Pride

Sana: YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!?

Momo: HELL YEAH!!

Nayeon: IT'S OUR TIME TO SHINE!!

Dahyun: What time is it?

Chaeyoung: I'm confused.

Tzuyu: Just let them be. They'll tire themselves out.

Jeongyeon: They're happy it's June. They'll be like this all month.

Dahyun: Why?

Mina: Cuz it's Pride month.

Chaeyoung: Pride as in LGBT?

Mina: Yeah.

Dahyun/Chaeyoung: Ohh. CAN WE JOIN?

Sana, grabbing Dahyun: HELL YEAH! I CALL DIBS ON DAHYUNNIE.

Dahyun: Yes!

Cheayoung, holding her hand out: Mina. Please join us.

Mina, grabbing Cheayoung's hand: Sure, why not?

Momo: Yeah. You, too, Jeongyeon.

Jeongyeon: Just no kissing. But lots of rainbows.

Nayeon, hugging Jeongyeon tightly: Yay! It's more fun with all of us.

Nayeon: Except Tzuyu. She's scary.

Tzuyu: And I'm not gay like the rest of you. I would never joi-

Jihyo, just getting to the dorms: Hey, guys. Hey, Tzuyu.

Tzuyu, blushing: Hi, Jihyo.

Nayeon, whispering to Jeongyeon: Yeah. Not gay.

Tzuyu: Do you participate in Pride month, Jihyo?

Jihyo: Yeah. Of course.

Tzuyu: Cool. I started participating this year.

Dahyun: But you just said-

Tzuyu, giving Dahyun a death glare: I said I love Pride.

[jeongyeons-rose]

Twice Pride (pt. 2)

Sana: Okay, everyone else is here. But where's Jihyo and Tzuyu.

Nayeon: I'll text Jihyo to meet us in the living room.

Chaeyoung: And I'll do the same for Tzuyu.

Tzuyu, walking into the living room about five minutes later: Sup.

Sana: Why don't you have a shirt on?

Dahyun: And is that a hickey?

Mina: More like hickeys... Look at her abs.

Chaeyoung: I think this plan is going down hill.

Tzuyu: Wait, what plan?

Nayeon, running into the room: Jihyo's in the bathroom. She'll be here in a sec.

Nayeon: Tzuyu... Hi...

Nayeon: You look a mess.

Jihyo, walking into the room: Hey, girls. Hey, Tzuyu.

Momo: Is that Tzuyu's shirt?

Chaeyoung: Wait, you have a hickey, too?

Jeongyeon: She has scratches on her thighs.

Tzuyu and Jihyo: Uhhh...

Nayeon: OH MY GOD!

Sana: YOU TWO F*CKED!

Dahyun: Well, at that planning was a waste of time.

Chaeyoung: Congrats..?

Mina: It's about time.

Momo: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I'M THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT A F*CK BUDDY

Jeongyeon: Anyways, if no one's gonna eat this rainbow cake, I'm just gonna take it.

Tzuyu: Wait, what was this "plan" you all keep talking about?

Dahyun: Oh, we were going to try and get you two together. We had a whole party and everything.

Sana: Which, apparently, we didn't need.

Nayeon: Cuz Tzuyu was a horny gay this year who couldn't wait too long.

Jihyo: You all were.

Momo: Except for me. Since I'm all alone.

Momo: I need a girlfriend.