#twilightandstuff

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Rules: answer the questions and tag people.

Tagged by: @jesswhitlock

Ten favorite characters (in no order):

Rosalie Hale Twilight

Elizabeth Bennett Pride and Prejudice

Sirius Black Harry Potter

Mercy Thompson Mercy Thompson Series

Katherine Pierce The Vampire Diaries

Anna Latham Alpha and Omega

Tris Prior Divergent Series

Wanda Maximoff The Avengers

Maximum Ride Maximum Ride

Cassie Hobbes The Naturals

Others:

Favorite Colors: green & yellow

Favorite lipstick/chapstick: Anything from the Bite brand 💄

Last song I listened to: One Day - Logic

(ft. Ryan Tedder)

Last movie I watched: Mile 22 - Mark

Wahlberg

Top three TV shows: Friends, Psych & Raising Hope (I have so many favorites)

Top three bands/artists: OneRepublic, Queen, Billy Joel

Books I’m reading: This Savage Song & The Mercy Thompson Series

Tagging: @forksofwisdom @blackwatershipper @aspencreek @moodboards-for-twilight @moonysscares @druidoflightandsong @prettylittlethinspirations

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*job interview*

Quil: "I'm Quil and this is my associate M.C. Clap Yo Handz."

Embry: *claps seven times in background*

Manager: ...And why is he here, again?

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Incorrect Twilight Quotes

Advise Charlie has definitely given Bella over the years:

-“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

-“Friends; one to three is sufficient.”

-“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.”

-“Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are useless.”

-“Crying; acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.”

-“History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything that happened before that was a mistake.”

-“Capitalism; God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.”

-“There has never been a sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food.”

Bella, a Free Thinker: “Yeah...ok, dad...”

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*Rosalie telling Emmett not to do something*

Emmett: You don't know me. You've only seen my penis.

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*Emmett convinces Esme to make a Twitter account.*

Esme: I need a username...and I have a great one.

"Little Kid Lover"

That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

Emmett: Ummmmmm.

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*At Bella & Edward's Wedding*

Carlisle: I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parents dream.

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*Speech's At Bella & Edward's Wedding Reception*

Emmett: I'd like to begin by saying, Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch...

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Alice Brandon & Jasper Whitlock.

She found him in the darkness & showed him the light.

They traveled the world together & learned how to love.

MoodBoard for The Twilight Series.

Bella Swan       Esme Platt        Rosalie & Emmett